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2012-11-26 12:47:47 PM
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pkellmey: vactech: It is true. NASA's research and data from the Fermi Gamma-ray Space telescope, has been instrumental in my calculation of Jesus's (Jesus of the Bible) ascension trajectory to Heaven and thus my narrowing of the location of Heaven.

You mean DARPA?


I worked on that project also. It started of as a way to reconcile the various God/Jesus mythologies with the Star Trek character Q of Star Trek lore.

www.startrek.com

I called it Q Theory.
2012-11-26 12:12:46 PM
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It is true. NASA's research and data from the Fermi Gamma-ray Space telescope, has been instrumental in my calculation of Jesus's (Jesus of the Bible) ascension trajectory to Heaven and thus my narrowing of the location of Heaven. You see, given what we know to be true (Acts 1:1-11):

They were looking intently up into the sky as he was going, when suddenly two men dressed in white stood beside them. 11 "Men of Galilee," they said, "why do you stand here looking into the sky? This same Jesus, who has been taken from you into heaven..

From this, we can calculate the earths galactic alignment value of HIS position 2000 yrs ago, is estimated based upon geometric-based methods or using selected astronomical objects or the solar apex, or the direction that the Sun travels through space in the Milky Way, we can determine that Heaven is roughly located (currently) 8.5 within a sphere with a radius of 15 parsecs (49 ly) from the N. Sagitarian Arm!

LOL Interestingly, in 1985, had Jesus ascended from Sydney, Australia to Heaven, he would have had to pass through the center of the earth.
 
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