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(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)   Laser surgery: A marvel of modern medicine. FARK: Until a nurse drowns in a fountain of blood   (chroniclelive.co.uk) divider line 8
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2012-11-26 02:27:34 PM
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Couldn't they have just put a tourniquet on it?
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2012-11-26 02:11:18 PM
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DownDaRiver: I was just trying to allow you another opportunity to show everyone that big brain of yours


So threadshiatting, threadjacking, and personal insults are your idea of intelligent conversation. Nice to know.
2012-11-26 01:29:01 PM
1 votes:
Doctors only practise medicine.
2012-11-26 01:20:19 PM
1 votes:
What is worse is having secks with the girlfriend while she's having a heavy period. After several times that made our place look like a crime scene, I installed a roll of butcher paper on the headboard.
2012-11-26 12:51:17 PM
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offmymeds:
blood for the Blood God!

3.bp.blogspot.com

WINE FOR THE TITS GOD! 

/wildly OT
2012-11-26 12:50:51 PM
1 votes:
Bleeding out is not that bad I hear.
Not much pain, you get dizzy, pass out, and never wake up.

If he was yelling things he was not drowning.
I could think of much worse things.

/ hope I die of a massive stroke due to highly aerobic intercourse.
2012-11-26 12:29:12 PM
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2012-11-26 08:20:17 AM
1 votes:
He said he now tells all patients set to undergo transoral laser surgery that there is a chance they could bleed to death afterwards.

Still sounds better than chemo.
 
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