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(Daily Mail)   The Daily Mail would like to inform all of you who have no idea that Lifetime isn't a softcore channel that Lindsay Lohan does not, in fact, lay out her tea and crumpets for all to see in the Liz & Dick movie   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 27
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2012-11-26 08:12:56 AM  
Too early in the morning to decipher multiple negatives in a headline.
 
2012-11-26 08:21:11 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

If DARE ever want a good campaign picture, show this next to one of the real Elizabeth Taylor, who was 5 years older when she did Cleopatra.
 
2012-11-26 08:23:24 AM  
In other news Morena Baccarin got her tits out in Homeland.
 
2012-11-26 08:25:31 AM  

ukexpat: In other news Morena Baccarin got her tits out in Homeland.


I'll be in my bunk
 
2012-11-26 08:28:16 AM  
No, she lays them out everywhere else.
 
2012-11-26 08:31:50 AM  
Despite spending plenty of airtime in the throws of passion, Lohan, 26, remained firmly beneath the sheets, presumably to keep TV broadcast regulators happy with the prime time slot.

You stupid Limeys invented the language; at least use it properly.
 
2012-11-26 08:41:31 AM  
Duh, it's basic cable.
 
2012-11-26 09:36:16 AM  
I'm guessing it's only a short time before we see a Lindsay Lohan sex tape or she just moves to hardcore porn. This was supposed to be her comeback and the reviews that Liz and Dick are getting will make it very difficult for her to get any work in Hollywood.
 
2012-11-26 09:39:24 AM  

farkeruk: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x359]

If DARE ever want a good campaign picture, show this next to one of the real Elizabeth Taylor, who was 5 years older when she did Cleopatra.


She looks like Angelica Houston. For someone who's only 26, that is not a good thing.
 
2012-11-26 10:08:36 AM  
She still has a great rack. As Phil Hartman's Sinatra said, "Put a bag over it and do your business".
 
2012-11-26 10:11:25 AM  

farkeruk: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x359]

If DARE ever want a good campaign picture, show this next to one of the real Elizabeth Taylor, who was 5 years older when she did Cleopatra.


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-26 10:13:31 AM  

Raider_dad: farkeruk: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x359]

If DARE ever want a good campaign picture, show this next to one of the real Elizabeth Taylor, who was 5 years older when she did Cleopatra.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 224x494]


Yikes. It's like Liz looked into the Ark of the Covenant and turned into Lindsey.
 
2012-11-26 10:27:02 AM  
It should have been "Lez and Dick".
 
2012-11-26 10:35:13 AM  
Yet another reason to never watch Lifetime.

On my perma-ban list:
TLC
Lifetime
 
2012-11-26 10:41:43 AM  

slayer199: I'm guessing it's only a short time before we see a Lindsay Lohan sex tape or she just moves to hardcore porn. This was supposed to be her comeback and the reviews that Liz and Dick are getting will make it very difficult for her to get any work in Hollywood.


You seem to underestimate the Hollywood staying power of slutty girls with big breasts and even bigger daddy issues. She keeps getting some work here and there.
 
2012-11-26 10:50:29 AM  

yeegrek: You seem to underestimate the Hollywood staying power of slutty girls with big breasts and even bigger daddy issues. She keeps getting some work here and there.


Oh, I understand it...but there's no shortage of slutty girls with big boobs in Hollywood. Her hard-partying lifestyle has hurt her ability to find work...but her inability to act is what will sink her career.
 
2012-11-26 10:50:59 AM  

yeegrek: You seem to underestimate the Hollywood staying power of slutty girls with big breasts and even bigger daddy issues. She keeps getting some work here and there.


Not really. Not with the lifestyle she supposedly leads. Her biggest movie is still "Mean Girls".
 
2012-11-26 10:51:55 AM  

yeegrek: slayer199: I'm guessing it's only a short time before we see a Lindsay Lohan sex tape or she just moves to hardcore porn. This was supposed to be her comeback and the reviews that Liz and Dick are getting will make it very difficult for her to get any work in Hollywood.

You seem to underestimate the Hollywood staying power of slutty girls with big breasts and even bigger daddy issues. She keeps getting some work here and there.


It doesn't hurt that every time she gets into any type of serious financial trouble, an actor friend or relative will bail her out with $100K or so. It allows her to continue in that wonderful state of denial for a few more months each time.
 
2012-11-26 11:04:48 AM  

Mugato: Duh, it's basic cable.


But the title is "Liz & Dick" - talk about false advertising!
 
2012-11-26 11:06:58 AM  
The Daily Mail would like to inform all of you who have no idea that Lifetime isn't a softcore channel that Lindsay Lohan does not, in fact, lay out her tea and crumpets for all to see in the Liz & Dick movie.

No, that would be Google.
 
2012-11-26 12:19:27 PM  
Still upset she didn't get naked in Machete.
 
2012-11-26 12:26:16 PM  

slayer199: yeegrek: You seem to underestimate the Hollywood staying power of slutty girls with big breasts and even bigger daddy issues. She keeps getting some work here and there.

Oh, I understand it...but there's no shortage of slutty girls with big boobs in Hollywood. Her hard-partying lifestyle has hurt her ability to find work...but her inability to act is what will sink her career.


Really? Because while her films aren't mega-blockbusters, her acting has always gotten good reviews (see "Mean Girls" and even "Georgia Rule").
 
2012-11-26 12:29:22 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Really? Because while her films aren't mega-blockbusters, her acting has always gotten good reviews (see "Mean Girls" and even "Georgia Rule").


I really never understood the love for Mean Girls. By that metric Alicia Silverstone should have gotten an Oscar for Clueless.
 
2012-11-26 12:50:59 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Really? Because while her films aren't mega-blockbusters, her acting has always gotten good reviews (see "Mean Girls" and even "Georgia Rule").


Welcome to 5 years ago. Mean Girls (2004) and Georgia Rule (2007) were the last films of any note. She DID have potential...but her addiction issues are costing her. There are plenty of hot women in Hollywood and she's very replaceable.

Liz & Dick was portrayed as her comeback role and her acting has been lambasted by most every review out there. She doesn't have the type of resume that can withstand a horrible acting performance (even in a made for cable TV movie).
 
2012-11-26 12:57:28 PM  

Mugato: Galileo's Daughter: Really? Because while her films aren't mega-blockbusters, her acting has always gotten good reviews (see "Mean Girls" and even "Georgia Rule").

I really never understood the love for Mean Girls. By that metric Alicia Silverstone should have gotten an Oscar for Clueless.


I think the appeal of "Mean Girls" was more the script by Tina Fey than the acting, but everyone in it did a good job.

slayer199: Galileo's Daughter: Really? Because while her films aren't mega-blockbusters, her acting has always gotten good reviews (see "Mean Girls" and even "Georgia Rule").

Welcome to 5 years ago. Mean Girls (2004) and Georgia Rule (2007) were the last films of any note. She DID have potential...but her addiction issues are costing her. There are plenty of hot women in Hollywood and she's very replaceable.

Liz & Dick was portrayed as her comeback role and her acting has been lambasted by most every review out there. She doesn't have the type of resume that can withstand a horrible acting performance (even in a made for cable TV movie).


That much is true. It's sad, because she started out with such promise.
 
2012-11-26 02:34:00 PM  

ukexpat: In the only news that matters, Morena Baccarin got her tits out in Homeland.


FTFY

your bunk, get to it nsfw
 
2012-11-26 02:42:54 PM  

Bag of Hammers: ukexpat: In the only news that matters, Morena Baccarin got her tits out in Homeland.

FTFY

your bunk, get to it nsfw


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