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2012-11-26 10:51:00 AM
I haven't watched Thunderdome in a good long while...
 
2012-11-26 10:56:43 AM
Ike would still hit it.
 
2012-11-26 10:59:23 AM

EyeballKid: Ike would still hit it.


+1
 
2012-11-26 11:07:59 AM
Because she comes up every time this video is linked:

Clare Turton

img708.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-26 11:14:14 AM
And the pussy, how old is it?
 
2012-11-26 11:14:23 AM
Reminds me of Jerry Sadowitz joke from years ago:

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner & an orangutan? An extremely ugly orangutan.
 
2012-11-26 11:14:34 AM
I'd let her put some stank on it
 
2012-11-26 11:22:35 AM

roger_lamothe: And the pussy, how old is it?


www.performingartistes.co.uk
 
2012-11-26 11:24:09 AM

Garko: I haven't watched Thunderdome in a good long while...


Who runs Bartertown?
 
2012-11-26 11:36:17 AM

Bith Set Me Up: Garko: I haven't watched Thunderdome in a good long while...

Who runs Bartertown?


RON PAUL
 
2012-11-26 11:44:16 AM
Still doesn't run Bartertown.

timesyours.com
 
2012-11-26 11:49:21 AM
Am I the only one who think Tina Turner has never been good looking and that her legs are nothing special?
 
2012-11-26 11:50:32 AM

talkertopc: Am I the only one who think Tina Turner has never been good looking and that her legs are nothing special?


Nope
 
2012-11-26 12:00:25 PM
talkertopc
Am I the only one who think Tina Turner has never been good looking and that her legs are nothing special?

No, legs ok but always thought was bit of a butterface
 
2012-11-26 12:01:47 PM
 
2012-11-26 12:07:25 PM
Is this where I pretend Sophia Loren has still been hot for the last 20 years? No? Sorry.
 
2012-11-26 12:39:38 PM
CASEY KASEM'S AMERICAN TOP 40 - 2/20/71

#40 "JUST SEVEN NUMBERS (CAN STRAIGHTEN OUT MY LIFE)" - The Four Tops
#39 "ONE LESS BELL TO ANSWER" - The Fifth Dimension
#38 "D.O.A." - Bloodrock
#37 "PRECIOUS PRECIOUS" - Miss Jackie Moore
#36 "MY SWEET LORD" - George Harrison
#35 "LOVE STORY (WHERE DO I BEGIN)" - Andy Williams
#34 "BURNING BRIDGES" - Mike Curb Congregation
#33 "THEME FROM LOVE STORY" - Francis Lai With His Orchestra
#32 "CRIED LIKE A BABY" - Bobby Sherman
#31 "REMEMBER ME" - Diana Ross
#30 "STONEY END" - Barbra Streisand
#29 "IT'S IMPOSSIBLE" - Perry Como
#28 "JODY GOT YOUR GIRL AND GONE" - Johnnie Taylor
#27 "HELP ME MAKE IT THRU THE NIGHT" - Sammi Smith
#26 "YOUR SONG" - Elton John
#25 "(DO THE) PUSH AND PULL (PART 1)" - Rufus Thomas
#24 "TEMPTATION EYES" - The Grass Roots
#23 "IF I WERE YOUR WOMAN" - Gladys Knight & the Pips
#22 "LONELY DAYS" - The Bee Gees
#21 "PROUD MARY" - Ike & Tina Turner
#20 "DON'T LET THE GREEN GRASS FOOL YOU" - Wilson Pickett
#19 "DOESN'T SOMEBODY WANT TO BE WANTED" - The Partridge Family
#18 "GROOVE ME" - King Floyd
#17 "SHE'S A LADY" - Tom Jones
#16 "JUST MY IMAGINATION (RUNNING AWAY WITH ME)" - The Temptations
#15 "AMAZING GRACE" - Judy Collins
#14 "THEME FROM LOVE STORY" - Henry Mancini, His Orchestra & Chorus
#13 "HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE RAIN" - Creedence Clearwater Revival
#12 "FOR ALL WE KNOW" - The Carpenters
#11 "WATCHING SCOTTY GROW" - Bobby Goldsboro
#10 "ME AND BOBBY MCGEE" - Janis Joplin
#9 "MR. BOJANGLES" - The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
#8 "AMOS MOSES" - Jerry Reed
#7 "SWEET MARY" - Wadsworth Mansion
#6 "I HEAR YOU KNOCKING" - Dave Edmunds
#5 "IF YOU COULD READ MY MIND" - Gordon Lightfoot
#4 "ROSE GARDEN" - Lynn Anderson
#3 "KNOCK THREE TIMES" - Dawn
#2 "MAMA'S PEARL" - The Jackson 5
#1 "ONE BAD APPLE" - The Osmonds
 
2012-11-26 12:42:20 PM

Angry Buddha: Because she comes up every time this video is linked:

Clare Turton

[img708.imageshack.us image 600x798]


God Bless Clare Turton and her outstanding camel toe.
 
2012-11-26 12:43:21 PM
Nutbush
 
2012-11-26 12:54:36 PM

talkertopc: Am I the only one who think Tina Turner has never been good looking and that her legs are nothing special?


No.

This is the equivalent of the Dallas Cowboys being "America's Team." Some respected asshole said it, becomes Bible Truth.
 
2012-11-26 01:38:00 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: CASEY KASEM'S AMERICAN TOP 40 - 2/20/71

#40 "JUST SEVEN NUMBERS (CAN STRAIGHTEN OUT MY LIFE)" - The Four Tops
#39 "ONE LESS BELL TO ANSWER" - The Fifth Dimension
#38 "D.O.A." - Bloodrock
#37 "PRECIOUS PRECIOUS" - Miss Jackie Moore
#36 "MY SWEET LORD" - George Harrison
#35 "LOVE STORY (WHERE DO I BEGIN)" - Andy Williams
#34 "BURNING BRIDGES" - Mike Curb Congregation
#33 "THEME FROM LOVE STORY" - Francis Lai With His Orchestra
#32 "CRIED LIKE A BABY" - Bobby Sherman
#31 "REMEMBER ME" - Diana Ross
#30 "STONEY END" - Barbra Streisand
#29 "IT'S IMPOSSIBLE" - Perry Como
#28 "JODY GOT YOUR GIRL AND GONE" - Johnnie Taylor
#27 "HELP ME MAKE IT THRU THE NIGHT" - Sammi Smith
#26 "YOUR SONG" - Elton John
#25 "(DO THE) PUSH AND PULL (PART 1)" - Rufus Thomas
#24 "TEMPTATION EYES" - The Grass Roots
#23 "IF I WERE YOUR WOMAN" - Gladys Knight & the Pips
#22 "LONELY DAYS" - The Bee Gees
#21 "PROUD MARY" - Ike & Tina Turner
#20 "DON'T LET THE GREEN GRASS FOOL YOU" - Wilson Pickett
#19 "DOESN'T SOMEBODY WANT TO BE WANTED" - The Partridge Family
#18 "GROOVE ME" - King Floyd
#17 "SHE'S A LADY" - Tom Jones
#16 "JUST MY IMAGINATION (RUNNING AWAY WITH ME)" - The Temptations
#15 "AMAZING GRACE" - Judy Collins
#14 "THEME FROM LOVE STORY" - Henry Mancini, His Orchestra & Chorus
#13 "HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE RAIN" - Creedence Clearwater Revival
#12 "FOR ALL WE KNOW" - The Carpenters
#11 "WATCHING SCOTTY GROW" - Bobby Goldsboro
#10 "ME AND BOBBY MCGEE" - Janis Joplin
#9 "MR. BOJANGLES" - The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
#8 "AMOS MOSES" - Jerry Reed
#7 "SWEET MARY" - Wadsworth Mansion
#6 "I HEAR YOU KNOCKING" - Dave Edmunds
#5 "IF YOU COULD READ MY MIND" - Gordon Lightfoot
#4 "ROSE GARDEN" - Lynn Anderson
#3 "KNOCK THREE TIMES" - Dawn
#2 "MAMA'S PEARL" - The Jackson 5
#1 "ONE BAD APPLE" - The Osmonds


Not sure what that is supposed to imply, but look at the crap that topped the charts back then. Yuck!
 
2012-11-26 02:21:26 PM

talkertopc: Am I the only one who think Tina Turner has never been good looking and that her legs are nothing special?


pragmaticobotsunite.com
 
2012-11-26 02:33:31 PM
 
2012-11-26 03:16:40 PM
Looking at the clip, what's really impressive are Tina's arms. No bingo wing flap, beautifully toned. For a 70-year-old, that's pretty awesome.

/jealous
 
2012-11-26 03:36:24 PM
So her age finally caught up with her face.
 
2012-11-26 03:37:05 PM
That voice. That smile. Those gams. Lawd have mercy!

Happy Birthday, you sexy, sexy thang.
 
2012-11-26 03:45:52 PM
Faith Hill's legs when she's doing her Sunday Night Football video have me mesmerized lately.
 
2012-11-26 03:47:31 PM

GameSprocket: Not sure what that is supposed to imply, but look at the crap that topped the charts back then. Yuck!


No worse than the crap that tops the charts today.
 
2012-11-26 04:28:31 PM

dittybopper: GameSprocket: Not sure what that is supposed to imply, but look at the crap that topped the charts back then. Yuck!

No worse than the crap that tops the charts today.


Exactly. Looking at that chart, there are a handful of honest rock hits, the rest were manufactured dick schmaltz just like today.
 
2012-11-26 05:00:41 PM
Hot is certainly relative, but when seventy three years old you reach, look as good you will not.
 
2012-11-26 05:15:40 PM
'What's love got to do with it' and her version of 'Proud Mary' are abominations and need to killed with fire.

Her version of 'Let's Stay Together' is, however, still awesome.
 
2012-11-26 06:32:07 PM

GameSprocket: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: CASEY KASEM'S AMERICAN TOP 40 - 2/20/71



#8 "AMOS MOSES" - Jerry Reed

Not sure what that is supposed to imply, but look at the crap that topped the charts back then. Yuck!


You shut your whore mouth!
 
2012-11-26 06:40:05 PM

Miss Stein: Looking at the clip, what's really impressive are Tina's arms. No bingo wing flap, beautifully toned. For a 70-year-old, that's pretty awesome.

/jealous


Yeah. I'm only 40 and and in rough shape.

Plus side: I have 33 years to look good as she does now.
 
2012-11-26 07:27:11 PM

roger_lamothe: And the pussy, how old is it?


About as old as Merlin's sleeve.
 
2012-11-26 08:30:46 PM
Cmon Ike Turner was not that bad look at his biggest contribution
Link
 
2012-11-26 09:45:06 PM

talkertopc: Am I the only one who think Tina Turner has never been good looking and that her legs are nothing special?


No, you're not.
 
2012-11-26 11:52:38 PM
So subby is saying her legs point at 9 and 2?
 
2012-11-27 06:55:14 AM
Tina looks almost as good as her backup dancers. Remarkable.

Also, apparently that song is as old as I am.
 
2012-11-27 07:45:49 AM

suziequzie: Miss Stein: Looking at the clip, what's really impressive are Tina's arms. No bingo wing flap, beautifully toned. For a 70-year-old, that's pretty awesome.

/jealous

Yeah. I'm only 40 and and in rough shape.

Plus side: I have 33 years to look good as she does now.


How rough? Could you pass for 60+?
 
2012-11-27 08:10:55 AM

dittybopper: suziequzie: Miss Stein: Looking at the clip, what's really impressive are Tina's arms. No bingo wing flap, beautifully toned. For a 70-year-old, that's pretty awesome.

/jealous

Yeah. I'm only 40 and and in rough shape.

Plus side: I have 33 years to look good as she does now.

How rough? Could you pass for 60+?


"Rough" as in "overweight, out of shape" - actually I've been told I don't look 40 - more like low 30's. Tina definitely looks older than me, but she looks in much better shape.
 
2012-11-27 09:58:59 AM
beerrun

"Faith Hill's legs when she's doing her Sunday Night Football video have me mesmerized lately."

Faith Hill = great voice & hotter than the surface of the sun.
 
2012-11-27 10:02:36 AM
Saw her in Berlin at the Deutschlandhalle in the mid 80s and even from the cheap seats her legs and body were rockin.

/Would still hit it just to say I hit her more gently than Ike
 
2012-11-29 04:10:18 AM
Tina Turner was, is and always will be farkin' fabulous.
 
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