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		Scientists probe mystery of Venus Fly Trap, apparently having given up on finally resolving the Jennifer vs. Bailey question (foxnews.com)		17
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Speaker2Animals		2012-11-26 08:18:11 AM

10 votes:

Is there even any dispute? Bailey, of course.

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2012-11-26 08:26:37 AM

5 votes:

I'm sorry, but our research department is still heavily invested in how Johnny Sunshine became Heavy Early in violation of the laws of thermodynamics.

And "Bailey vs. Jennifer" is akin to "Perfectly prepared New York Strip vs. Squid Jerky left behind the dryer"

dustygrimp		2012-11-26 04:51:46 PM

2 votes:

Torchsong: Eartha Kitt would like to take you out back and go old-school-Santa-Baby all over your ass.

Also, Robin was an option? Whew! I thought *I* was the only one... :)

The Madonna Santa Baby is a travesty. It should be burned, razed and plowed under before the ground is salted to ensure it never grows up again.

GRCooper		2012-11-26 10:25:16 AM

2 votes:

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?

As god is my witness, I thought the headline would fly

/not subby
//nice one, subby

peterthx		2012-11-26 10:29:26 PM

1 votes:

Mugato: clyph: Jadzia or Nerise.

Jadzia > Nerise.

Ezri > Jadzia

Nerys

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Not too shabby IMHO

Torchsong		2012-11-26 04:40:15 PM

1 votes:

"Catwoman Julie Newmar or Catwoman Lee Meriwether or Robin?"

Eartha Kitt would like to take you out back and go old-school-Santa-Baby all over your ass.

Also, Robin was an option? Whew! I thought *I* was the only one... :)

dittybopper		2012-11-26 03:45:27 PM

1 votes:

jgilb: [img2.bdbphotos.com image 300x466]

I remember that: It was a special entitled "Battle of the Network Camel-toes".

Eirik		2012-11-26 02:50:51 PM

1 votes:

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?

There's no such thing as a reference that's too old! Now, go get my WKRP VHS tapes from Fibber Magee's closet, will ya?

heavymetal		2012-11-26 11:27:28 AM

1 votes:

The answer is obvious, Lucille Tarlek.
www.sitcomsonline.com

GypsyJoker		2012-11-26 10:42:42 AM

1 votes:

clyph: Speaker2Animals: Is there even any dispute? Bailey, of course.

Over in one

Yep.

Coelacanth		2012-11-26 10:37:54 AM

1 votes:

Kurmudgeon: Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.

In all fairness though, Loni aka "Jennifer" was exactly hard on the eyes either.
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I used to know a "Jennifer". Very sweet, very loving, very high maintenance.

X-Geek		2012-11-26 10:37:31 AM

1 votes:

I'll tell you how I'd resolve it, man.

Psycoholic_Slag		2012-11-26 10:30:36 AM

1 votes:

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?

People from way back then are still alive today????

Mugato		2012-11-26 10:27:32 AM

1 votes:

Kurmudgeon: Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.

In all fairness though, Loni aka "Jennifer" was exactly hard on the eyes either.
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Yeah, that's not true what I said. A lot of people would have said Jennifer. A lot of guys like the plastic blond look. Just not a lot of people here.

Kurmudgeon		2012-11-26 10:22:48 AM

1 votes:

Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.

In all fairness though, Loni aka "Jennifer" was exactly hard on the eyes either.
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Glenford		2012-11-26 10:22:40 AM

1 votes:

Have Venus explain the atom to them

Cythraul		2012-11-26 09:20:51 AM

1 votes:

I would just like to point out that these super-cool plants are native only to my home state, and to the lesser Carolina below us, also known as 'The State That Shall Not be Named.'

Interesting factoid: Venus Flytraps do not close upon the impact of rain droplets.

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