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(Fox News)   Scientists probe mystery of Venus Fly Trap, apparently having given up on finally resolving the Jennifer vs. Bailey question   (foxnews.com) divider line 28
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2012-11-26 10:25:16 AM
10 votes:

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?


As god is my witness, I thought the headline would fly


/not subby
//nice one, subby
2012-11-26 08:26:37 AM
4 votes:
I'm sorry, but our research department is still heavily invested in how Johnny Sunshine became Heavy Early in violation of the laws of thermodynamics.

And "Bailey vs. Jennifer" is akin to "Perfectly prepared New York Strip vs. Squid Jerky left behind the dryer"
2012-11-26 10:37:31 AM
3 votes:
livingwithballs.com
I'll tell you how I'd resolve it, man.
2012-11-26 03:45:27 PM
2 votes:

jgilb: [img2.bdbphotos.com image 300x466]


I remember that: It was a special entitled "Battle of the Network Camel-toes".
2012-11-26 11:29:52 AM
2 votes:

heavymetal: The answer is obvious, Lucille Tarlek.
[www.sitcomsonline.com image 440x280]


Nope. Mother Carlson:

www.sitcomsonline.com
2012-11-26 10:42:15 AM
2 votes:
Cythraul: I would just like to point out that these super-cool plants are native only to my home state

There are other carnivorous plants in the U.S. including Darlingtonia Californica or the cobra lilly -- but they don't have the same "snapping trap" mechanism. From an evolutionary standpoint, they emerge in areas that are short of nutrients, like sand dunes.

This Wikipedia article on carnivorous plants is a pretty good overview. It is missing only Audrey.
2012-11-26 08:18:11 AM
2 votes:
Is there even any dispute? Bailey, of course.
2012-11-26 03:41:42 PM
1 votes:
Oh hold on: Dick York, Dick Sargent, Sergeant York... Wow, that's weird.
2012-11-26 02:50:51 PM
1 votes:

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?


There's no such thing as a reference that's too old! Now, go get my WKRP VHS tapes from Fibber Magee's closet, will ya?
2012-11-26 02:07:34 PM
1 votes:

kokomo61: CujoQuarrel: Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.

I can say Jennifer. See. There I said it.

But I would have picked Bailey
Shame the actress did so little afterward and never sunk to getting nekkid.

One can dream, though...

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scroll, scroll, oh MY GOD IS SHE, scroll.. DAMMIT
2012-11-26 01:35:08 PM
1 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: heavymetal

The answer is obvious, Lucille Tarlek.


And then she went on to be the secretary to Ed Rooney, Dean of Students.


Grace: Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
2012-11-26 01:32:38 PM
1 votes:

Omnivorous: Cythraul: I would just like to point out that these super-cool plants are native only to my home state

There are other carnivorous plants in the U.S. including Darlingtonia Californica or the cobra lilly -- but they don't have the same "snapping trap" mechanism. From an evolutionary standpoint, they emerge in areas that are short of nutrients, like sand dunes.

This Wikipedia article on carnivorous plants is a pretty good overview. It is missing only Audrey.


www.moviepilot.de
She doesn't look like a carnivorous plant, but I'd let her eat me.

/Audrey or Audrey II?
2012-11-26 01:19:43 PM
1 votes:

Speaker2Animals: JonnyBGoode: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x400]

Jan Smithers had a sort of young Elizabeth Montgomery thing going on. And I understand Elizabeth Montgomery was a major sexpot in her day. So... Bailey, obviously.

Which of course leads to a related question:

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And following this train of thought...

i.imgur.com

VS

i.imgur.com 
2012-11-26 12:32:54 PM
1 votes:

X-Geek: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Please...this kind of thing has been going on for eternity.

Today we have "Britta or Annie."
Before it was "Monica, Rachel or Phoebe?" "Kelly or Jesse?" "Catwoman Julie Newmar or Catwoman Lee Meriwether or Robin?" "Alice or Trixie?" "Mary Todd Lincoln or Varina Banks Davis?" "Martha Washington or Abigail Adams?" "Cleopatra or Nefertiti?" "Ogg or Ugg?"

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Ugg. Definitely Ugg.


Ugg nasty tramp. And knees sharp.

i.imgur.com

Ogg no better. My pee pee burned for three moons after making zug zug with her. Me warned you.

Ayla smart AND hot.

www.talltalestruetales.com

www.wearysloth.com 

Too bad she allegedly made zug zug with Abe Vigoda and John McCain.

Me not want to get sloppy thirds after THAT.
2012-11-26 12:17:54 PM
1 votes:

Psycoholic_Slag: Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?

People from way back then are still alive today????


Shaddup punk.


And while you're at it you can get the hell off my lawn.
2012-11-26 11:57:20 AM
1 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Please...this kind of thing has been going on for eternity.

Today we have "Britta or Annie."
Before it was "Monica, Rachel or Phoebe?" "Kelly or Jesse?" "Catwoman Julie Newmar or Catwoman Lee Meriwether or Robin?" "Alice or Trixie?" "Mary Todd Lincoln or Varina Banks Davis?" "Martha Washington or Abigail Adams?" "Cleopatra or Nefertiti?" "Ogg or Ugg?"


2.bp.blogspot.com
Ugg. Definitely Ugg.
2012-11-26 11:18:35 AM
1 votes:

CujoQuarrel: Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.

I can say Jennifer. See. There I said it.

But I would have picked Bailey

Shame the actress did so little afterward and never sunk to getting nekkid.


Came across (so to speak) this:

Nov. 9, 2007 - Actress Jan Smithers, a star of beloved TV sitcom WKRP In Cincinnati, was driving naked when she stopped for help after her car broke down on a remote California highway in the middle of the night. She was hit by a truck after the driver caught sight of the 58-year-old waving him down too late. She has been recovering from her injuries...

She must not look as good now, but I'd probably still hit it like a truck in the dark.

/feel so bad saying that
2012-11-26 11:15:03 AM
1 votes:

Summer Glau's Love Slave: I would GIVE Bailey BOTH inches!


/Goddamit!
/FTFM.
2012-11-26 10:56:25 AM
1 votes:
The correct answer is 'Sammich'.
2012-11-26 10:52:52 AM
1 votes:

Glenford: Have Venus explain the atom to them


"Tron" means "Dude".

/I think it's Swahili.
2012-11-26 10:51:50 AM
1 votes:
Maybe they can probe the Venus Butterfly
2012-11-26 10:48:38 AM
1 votes:
I thought the third amendment prohibited Bailey Quartering.
2012-11-26 10:30:36 AM
1 votes:

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?


People from way back then are still alive today????
2012-11-26 10:27:08 AM
1 votes:

Kurmudgeon: Damnit, "WASN"T" hard on the eyes.
/freakin crunchy ass fingers anyway


cruncy ass-fingers. oh my.
2012-11-26 10:25:41 AM
1 votes:

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?


Shut up or I will sic the phone cops on you...
2012-11-26 10:23:46 AM
1 votes:
Damnit, "WASN"T" hard on the eyes.
/freakin crunchy ass fingers anyway
2012-11-26 10:23:34 AM
1 votes:

Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.


I can say Jennifer. See. There I said it.

But I would have picked Bailey

Shame the actress did so little afterward and never sunk to getting nekkid.
2012-11-26 10:22:40 AM
1 votes:
 
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