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2012-11-26 11:18:35 AM

CujoQuarrel: Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.

I can say Jennifer. See. There I said it.

But I would have picked Bailey

Shame the actress did so little afterward and never sunk to getting nekkid.


Came across (so to speak) this:

Nov. 9, 2007 - Actress Jan Smithers, a star of beloved TV sitcom WKRP In Cincinnati, was driving naked when she stopped for help after her car broke down on a remote California highway in the middle of the night. She was hit by a truck after the driver caught sight of the 58-year-old waving him down too late. She has been recovering from her injuries...

She must not look as good now, but I'd probably still hit it like a truck in the dark.

/feel so bad saying that
 
2012-11-26 11:27:28 AM
The answer is obvious, Lucille Tarlek.
www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2012-11-26 11:29:51 AM
Excellent: Smithers
 
2012-11-26 11:29:52 AM

heavymetal: The answer is obvious, Lucille Tarlek.
[www.sitcomsonline.com image 440x280]


Nope. Mother Carlson:

www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2012-11-26 11:47:25 AM
Please...this kind of thing has been going on for eternity.

Today we have "Britta or Annie."
Before it was "Monica, Rachel or Phoebe?" "Kelly or Jesse?" "Catwoman Julie Newmar or Catwoman Lee Meriwether or Robin?" "Alice or Trixie?" "Mary Todd Lincoln or Varina Banks Davis?" "Martha Washington or Abigail Adams?" "Cleopatra or Nefertiti?" "Ogg or Ugg?"
 
2012-11-26 11:50:19 AM
Loni Anderson had/has one of the worst boob jobs evar. That gap, that vast wasteland of shiny brown leathery skin that passed as cleavage haunted my fap sessions dreams.
 
2012-11-26 11:50:19 AM

Kurmudgeon: Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.

In all fairness though, Loni aka "Jennifer" was exactly hard on the eyes either.
[vizu.typepad.com image 200x165]


Wet sacks of cement.

BQ FTW.
 
2012-11-26 11:52:29 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Jan Smithers had a sort of young Elizabeth Montgomery thing going on. And I understand Elizabeth Montgomery was a major sexpot in her day. So... Bailey, obviously.
 
2012-11-26 11:53:37 AM

bill4935: I know the proper answer is "Bailey", because we all want to impress others by making the typical "nerdy" choice of the quiet brunette with glasses, but I was watching some old episodes of WKRP last week and watching Loni walk around in those slinky dresses was... mesmerizing...


You didn't read this?

Valiente:
Speaker2Animals: Is there even any dispute? Bailey, of course.

There's always room for the nice, pretty girl who gives a hint of being an utter sex beast with Tantric skills that pin to 11 and that will kill you, if you are most fortunate.
 

Sorry to say that your reading skills need some work.
 
2012-11-26 11:54:30 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Please...this kind of thing has been going on for eternity.

Today we have "Britta or Annie."
Before it was "Monica, Rachel or Phoebe?" "Kelly or Jesse?" "Catwoman Julie Newmar or Catwoman Lee Meriwether or Robin?" "Alice or Trixie?" "Mary Todd Lincoln or Varina Banks Davis?" "Martha Washington or Abigail Adams?" "Cleopatra or Nefertiti?" "Ogg or Ugg?"


Pfft. List fails without "Ginger or MaryAnn"
 
2012-11-26 11:57:20 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Please...this kind of thing has been going on for eternity.

Today we have "Britta or Annie."
Before it was "Monica, Rachel or Phoebe?" "Kelly or Jesse?" "Catwoman Julie Newmar or Catwoman Lee Meriwether or Robin?" "Alice or Trixie?" "Mary Todd Lincoln or Varina Banks Davis?" "Martha Washington or Abigail Adams?" "Cleopatra or Nefertiti?" "Ogg or Ugg?"


2.bp.blogspot.com
Ugg. Definitely Ugg.
 
2012-11-26 12:15:43 PM
Well you do have to admit that teh internetz did eventually solve the Ginger vs MaryAnn dilemma.
 
2012-11-26 12:17:54 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?

People from way back then are still alive today????


Shaddup punk.


And while you're at it you can get the hell off my lawn.
 
2012-11-26 12:19:05 PM

nirwana: Both, at the same time..


THIS! Seriously guys (and gals????), we are already deep into time-travel fantasy-land here, so why not go all of it?
 
2012-11-26 12:20:45 PM

anotar: Well you do have to admit that teh internetz did eventually solve the Ginger vs MaryAnn dilemma.


Citation needed
 
2012-11-26 12:32:19 PM

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?


No. They stopped making new episodes years ago, but it never went off the air. It's still around in syndication. I watched it Sunday night.
 
2012-11-26 12:32:54 PM

X-Geek: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Please...this kind of thing has been going on for eternity.

Today we have "Britta or Annie."
Before it was "Monica, Rachel or Phoebe?" "Kelly or Jesse?" "Catwoman Julie Newmar or Catwoman Lee Meriwether or Robin?" "Alice or Trixie?" "Mary Todd Lincoln or Varina Banks Davis?" "Martha Washington or Abigail Adams?" "Cleopatra or Nefertiti?" "Ogg or Ugg?"

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 360x460]
Ugg. Definitely Ugg.


Ugg nasty tramp. And knees sharp.

i.imgur.com

Ogg no better. My pee pee burned for three moons after making zug zug with her. Me warned you.

Ayla smart AND hot.

www.talltalestruetales.com

www.wearysloth.com 

Too bad she allegedly made zug zug with Abe Vigoda and John McCain.

Me not want to get sloppy thirds after THAT.
 
2012-11-26 12:32:57 PM

JonnyBGoode: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x400]

Jan Smithers had a sort of young Elizabeth Montgomery thing going on. And I understand Elizabeth Montgomery was a major sexpot in her day. So... Bailey, obviously.


Which of course leads to a related question:

i.imgur.com  vs. i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-26 12:35:44 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Please...this kind of thing has been going on for eternity.

Today we have "Britta or Annie."
Before it was "Monica, Rachel or Phoebe?" "Kelly or Jesse?" "Catwoman Julie Newmar or Catwoman Lee Meriwether or Robin?" "Alice or Trixie?" "Mary Todd Lincoln or Varina Banks Davis?" "Martha Washington or Abigail Adams?" "Cleopatra or Nefertiti?" "Ogg or Ugg?"


And you forgot "Mary-Ann vs. Ginger". Shame, shame.
 
2012-11-26 12:38:22 PM

lohphat: And you forgot "Mary-Ann vs. Ginger". Shame, shame.


/shakes tiny fist at GRCooper
 
2012-11-26 12:40:55 PM

Omnivorous: This Wikipedia article on carnivorous plants is a pretty good overview. It is missing only Audrey.


Wat?

The most famous examples of fictional carnivorous plants in popular culture include the 1960s black comedy The Little Shop of Horrors
 
2012-11-26 12:42:30 PM

lohphat: lohphat: And you forgot "Mary-Ann vs. Ginger". Shame, shame.

/shakes tiny fist at GRCooper


WOOHOO! USA! USA! USA!
 
2012-11-26 12:51:47 PM

heavymetal


The answer is obvious, Lucille Tarlek.


And then she went on to be the secretary to Ed Rooney, Dean of Students.
 
2012-11-26 12:51:49 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Please...this kind of thing has been going on for eternity.

Today we have "Britta or Annie."

- After my time, I have no idea who they are.
Before it was "Monica, Rachel or Phoebe?" - Never watched the show, but Lisa Kudrow seems like the least annoying of the bunch.
"Kelly or Jesse?" - Daughter watched, not me. Definitely Kelly.
"Catwoman Julie Newmar or Catwoman Lee Meriwether or Robin?" - Julie Newmar
"Alice or Trixie?" - Trixie. She was a showgirl after all.
"Mary Todd Lincoln or Varina Banks Davis?" - Davis. Lincoln was crazy in the head, but not in the right way.
"Martha Washington or Abigail Adams?" - Martha if she was the barren one, Abigail otherwise.
"Cleopatra or Nefertiti?" - Cleopatra. Crazy in the head in the right way.
"Ogg or Ugg?" - can anyone seriously say Ugg? Ogg all the way.

As a 16 year old when this show first came on, Jennifer seemed like she'd be easier to get sex from, but Bailey seemed more likely to actually date you (but no sex). So the answer was Jennifer. What it is now, pictures needed.
 
2012-11-26 01:19:43 PM

Speaker2Animals: JonnyBGoode: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x400]

Jan Smithers had a sort of young Elizabeth Montgomery thing going on. And I understand Elizabeth Montgomery was a major sexpot in her day. So... Bailey, obviously.

Which of course leads to a related question:

[i.imgur.com image 400x265]  vs. [i.imgur.com image 578x767]


And following this train of thought...

i.imgur.com

VS

i.imgur.com 
 
2012-11-26 01:32:38 PM

Omnivorous: Cythraul: I would just like to point out that these super-cool plants are native only to my home state

There are other carnivorous plants in the U.S. including Darlingtonia Californica or the cobra lilly -- but they don't have the same "snapping trap" mechanism. From an evolutionary standpoint, they emerge in areas that are short of nutrients, like sand dunes.

This Wikipedia article on carnivorous plants is a pretty good overview. It is missing only Audrey.


www.moviepilot.de
She doesn't look like a carnivorous plant, but I'd let her eat me.

/Audrey or Audrey II?
 
2012-11-26 01:35:08 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: heavymetal

The answer is obvious, Lucille Tarlek.


And then she went on to be the secretary to Ed Rooney, Dean of Students.


Grace: Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
 
2012-11-26 01:39:41 PM

markb289: Englebert Slaptyback: heavymetal

The answer is obvious, Lucille Tarlek.


And then she went on to be the secretary to Ed Rooney, Dean of Students.

Grace: Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.


She also married Chicken Charlie.
 
2012-11-26 01:50:26 PM

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?


To Fark's dwindling user base, this reference counts not as obscure, but as recent in their minds.
 
2012-11-26 01:57:53 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Please...this kind of thing has been going on for eternity.

Today we have "Britta or Annie."
Before it was "Monica, Rachel or Phoebe?" "Kelly or Jesse?" "Catwoman Julie Newmar or Catwoman Lee Meriwether or Robin?" "Alice or Trixie?" "Mary Todd Lincoln or Varina Banks Davis?" "Martha Washington or Abigail Adams?" "Cleopatra or Nefertiti?" "Ogg or Ugg?"


Ginger or Mary Ann, Daphne or Velma
 
2012-11-26 01:58:24 PM

Parthenogenetic: X-Geek:
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 360x460]
Ugg. Definitely Ugg.

Ugg nasty tramp. And knees sharp.

Ayla smart AND hot.


i614.photobucket.com

You not know what talking about. Ugg knees not sharp. Ayla knees sharp.
 
2012-11-26 02:07:34 PM

kokomo61: CujoQuarrel: Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.

I can say Jennifer. See. There I said it.

But I would have picked Bailey
Shame the actress did so little afterward and never sunk to getting nekkid.

One can dream, though...

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 576x432]


scroll, scroll, oh MY GOD IS SHE, scroll.. DAMMIT
 
2012-11-26 02:14:21 PM

X-Geek: Parthenogenetic: X-Geek:
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 360x460]
Ugg. Definitely Ugg.

Ugg nasty tramp. And knees sharp.

Ayla smart AND hot.


[i614.photobucket.com image 402x262]

You not know what talking about. Ugg knees not sharp. Ayla knees sharp.


But Ayla had hunting and healing skills. She could feed you and cure you of the parasites you picked up from the undercooked jerboa you scarfed down.
 
2012-11-26 02:36:26 PM

give me doughnuts: X-Geek: Parthenogenetic: X-Geek:
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 360x460]
Ugg. Definitely Ugg.

Ugg nasty tramp. And knees sharp.

Ayla smart AND hot.


[i614.photobucket.com image 402x262]

You not know what talking about. Ugg knees not sharp. Ayla knees sharp.

But Ayla had hunting and healing skills. She could feed you and cure you of the parasites you picked up from the undercooked jerboa you scarfed down.


Maybe Ugg not hunt or heal, but at least she know how cook jerboa so you not get parasites. And her children well fed - not like Ayla's.
 
2012-11-26 02:50:51 PM

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?


There's no such thing as a reference that's too old! Now, go get my WKRP VHS tapes from Fibber Magee's closet, will ya?
 
2012-11-26 02:57:28 PM
img2.bdbphotos.com
 
2012-11-26 03:00:30 PM

verbaltoxin: Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?

To Fark's dwindling user base, this reference counts not as obscure, but as recent in their minds.


When you can't remember anything that is actually recent, all the memories you do have seem recent.
 
2012-11-26 03:02:46 PM

Farking Canuck: verbaltoxin: Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?

To Fark's dwindling user base, this reference counts not as obscure, but as recent in their minds.

When you can't remember anything that is actually recent, all the memories you do have seem recent.


Why bother remembering anything recent?
 
2012-11-26 03:05:34 PM

jgilb: [img2.bdbphotos.com image 300x466]


I was trying to link that picture but the site I was trying to steal it from foiled my kung-fu.

I think it makes a great comparison of the two and I do believe Ms. Smithers comes out ahead. Especially next to Loni's huge head (maybe it is just the huge hair).

/not to say Loni wasn't hot.
 
2012-11-26 03:41:42 PM
Oh hold on: Dick York, Dick Sargent, Sergeant York... Wow, that's weird.
 
2012-11-26 03:45:27 PM

jgilb: [img2.bdbphotos.com image 300x466]


I remember that: It was a special entitled "Battle of the Network Camel-toes".
 
2012-11-26 03:48:28 PM

lohphat: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Please...this kind of thing has been going on for eternity.

Today we have "Britta or Annie."
Before it was "Monica, Rachel or Phoebe?" "Kelly or Jesse?" "Catwoman Julie Newmar or Catwoman Lee Meriwether or Robin?" "Alice or Trixie?" "Mary Todd Lincoln or Varina Banks Davis?" "Martha Washington or Abigail Adams?" "Cleopatra or Nefertiti?" "Ogg or Ugg?"

And you forgot "Mary-Ann vs. Ginger". Shame, shame.


Don't forget Mrs. Howell. She's rich and she's old, so she's gonna die in a few years.
 
2012-11-26 04:28:36 PM
Bailey. I'd like to... take her home and touch her all over in the dark.
 
2012-11-26 04:40:15 PM
"Catwoman Julie Newmar or Catwoman Lee Meriwether or Robin?"

Eartha Kitt would like to take you out back and go old-school-Santa-Baby all over your ass.

Also, Robin was an option? Whew! I thought *I* was the only one... :)
 
2012-11-26 04:46:46 PM

Eirik: Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?

There's no such thing as a reference that's too old! Now, go get my WKRP VHS tapes from Fibber Magee's closet, will ya?


At least they'll have the original music, AMIRITE!
 
2012-11-26 04:51:46 PM

Torchsong: Eartha Kitt would like to take you out back and go old-school-Santa-Baby all over your ass.

Also, Robin was an option? Whew! I thought *I* was the only one... :)


The Madonna Santa Baby is a travesty. It should be burned, razed and plowed under before the ground is salted to ensure it never grows up again.
 
2012-11-26 04:54:43 PM
Then there was that mysterious scar Bailey had on her chin that added to her sexiness.

Was Jan Smithers the female Harrison Ford?

Am I the only one who noticed the scar?
 
2012-11-26 05:21:29 PM

CujoQuarrel: Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.

I can say Jennifer. See. There I said it.

But I would have picked Bailey

Shame the actress did so little afterward and never sunk to getting nekkid.


All this time and all I had to do to see her nekkid was troll CA highways at night...
 
2012-11-26 06:20:51 PM
Bailey > Jennifer

Mary Ann > Ginger
 
2012-11-26 06:21:46 PM

Torchsong: "Catwoman Julie Newmar or Catwoman Lee Meriwether or Robin?"

Eartha Kitt would like to take you out back and go old-school-Santa-Baby all over your ass.

Also, Robin was an option? Whew! I thought *I* was the only one... :)


Were the rumors about Burt Ward true?


/horses say they're hung like Burt
 
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