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(Fox News)   Scientists probe mystery of Venus Fly Trap, apparently having given up on finally resolving the Jennifer vs. Bailey question   (foxnews.com) divider line 108
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2012-11-26 08:18:11 AM
Is there even any dispute? Bailey, of course.
 
2012-11-26 08:26:37 AM
I'm sorry, but our research department is still heavily invested in how Johnny Sunshine became Heavy Early in violation of the laws of thermodynamics.

And "Bailey vs. Jennifer" is akin to "Perfectly prepared New York Strip vs. Squid Jerky left behind the dryer"
 
2012-11-26 09:20:51 AM
I would just like to point out that these super-cool plants are native only to my home state, and to the lesser Carolina below us, also known as 'The State That Shall Not be Named.'

Interesting factoid: Venus Flytraps do not close upon the impact of rain droplets.
 
2012-11-26 09:53:25 AM
Charles Darwin once referred to the Venus flytrap as "one of the most wonderful plants in the world."

Hey, I remember that ad.

cartoonsnap.com
 
2012-11-26 10:16:32 AM
No one ever says Jennifer.
 
2012-11-26 10:22:40 AM
 
2012-11-26 10:22:48 AM

Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.


In all fairness though, Loni aka "Jennifer" was exactly hard on the eyes either.
vizu.typepad.com
 
2012-11-26 10:23:27 AM
Jennifer
 
2012-11-26 10:23:34 AM

Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.


I can say Jennifer. See. There I said it.

But I would have picked Bailey

Shame the actress did so little afterward and never sunk to getting nekkid.
 
2012-11-26 10:23:46 AM
Damnit, "WASN"T" hard on the eyes.
/freakin crunchy ass fingers anyway
 
2012-11-26 10:23:57 AM
A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?
 
2012-11-26 10:25:16 AM

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?


As god is my witness, I thought the headline would fly


/not subby
//nice one, subby
 
2012-11-26 10:25:41 AM

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?


Shut up or I will sic the phone cops on you...
 
2012-11-26 10:26:15 AM

Speaker2Animals: Is there even any dispute? Bailey, of course.


1979:

2.bp.blogspot.com

2009 equivalent:

www.enthunder.com

There's always room for the nice, pretty girl who gives a hint of being an utter sex beast with Tantric skills that pin to 11 and that will kill you, if you are most fortunate.
 
2012-11-26 10:27:08 AM

Kurmudgeon: Damnit, "WASN"T" hard on the eyes.
/freakin crunchy ass fingers anyway


cruncy ass-fingers. oh my.
 
2012-11-26 10:27:21 AM
Jennifer!
 
2012-11-26 10:27:25 AM
Was this even a contest? It's not that Jennifer was horrible or anything, but Bailey was what it was all about!
 
2012-11-26 10:27:32 AM

Kurmudgeon: Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.

In all fairness though, Loni aka "Jennifer" was exactly hard on the eyes either.
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Yeah, that's not true what I said. A lot of people would have said Jennifer. A lot of guys like the plastic blond look. Just not a lot of people here.
 
2012-11-26 10:28:54 AM

Valiente: 2009 equivalent:


:(

enthunder.com, huh.

bad hotlink, I think.
 
2012-11-26 10:30:19 AM
My votes:

4.bp.blogspot.com

3.bp.blogspot.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-26 10:30:36 AM

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?


People from way back then are still alive today????
 
2012-11-26 10:31:08 AM

Valiente:
2009 equivalent:

[www.enthunder.com image 200x120]


It come up blank, Valiente, who's it s'pose to be?
 
2012-11-26 10:32:42 AM

Psycoholic_Slag: Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?

People from way back then are still alive today????


Yes and yes (barely).
 
2012-11-26 10:34:29 AM

Psycoholic_Slag: Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?

People from way back then are still alive today????


I'm shocked too!
 
2012-11-26 10:35:10 AM

Cythraul: Interesting factoid: Venus Flytraps do not close upon the impact of rain droplets.


Impact of rain drops
Venus Flytrap remains open
One-two-three then snap
 
2012-11-26 10:37:31 AM
livingwithballs.com
I'll tell you how I'd resolve it, man.
 
2012-11-26 10:37:54 AM

Kurmudgeon: Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.

In all fairness though, Loni aka "Jennifer" was exactly hard on the eyes either.
[vizu.typepad.com image 200x165]


I used to know a "Jennifer". Very sweet, very loving, very high maintenance.
 
2012-11-26 10:38:13 AM

Speaker2Animals: Is there even any dispute? Bailey, of course.


Over in one
 
2012-11-26 10:38:26 AM
Both, at the same time..
 
2012-11-26 10:40:06 AM

Farking Canuck: My votes:


Did not know she had been a model
 
2012-11-26 10:41:22 AM

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?


www.historycommons.org

So?
 
2012-11-26 10:42:15 AM
Cythraul: I would just like to point out that these super-cool plants are native only to my home state

There are other carnivorous plants in the U.S. including Darlingtonia Californica or the cobra lilly -- but they don't have the same "snapping trap" mechanism. From an evolutionary standpoint, they emerge in areas that are short of nutrients, like sand dunes.

This Wikipedia article on carnivorous plants is a pretty good overview. It is missing only Audrey.
 
2012-11-26 10:42:42 AM

clyph: Speaker2Animals: Is there even any dispute? Bailey, of course.

Over in one


Yep.
 
2012-11-26 10:44:38 AM

HailRobonia: Cythraul: Interesting factoid: Venus Flytraps do not close upon the impact of rain droplets.

Impact of rain drops
Venus Flytrap remains stays open
One-two-three then snap


^^ Seven syllables for the second line.

Science does not know
How Venus Flytrap jaws work
Jesus made it so

Science knows nothing
Thank you so much Fox News, for
Keeping us infromed
 
2012-11-26 10:45:36 AM
I was a teenager when that show was on, and killed many a kitten thanks to both girls, but who would I have wanted for a girlfriend? Why, Bailey Quarters, of course!
 
2012-11-26 10:47:52 AM

CujoQuarrel: Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.

I can say Jennifer. See. There I said it.

But I would have picked Bailey
Shame the actress did so little afterward and never sunk to getting nekkid.


One can dream, though...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-26 10:48:11 AM

MFAWG: Farking Canuck: My votes:

Did not know she had been a model


The shot of her on the motorcycle is apparently the one that got her discovered. I think she's 17 in that one.
 
2012-11-26 10:48:29 AM
Would like to grab Bailey in most friendly way.
 
2012-11-26 10:48:38 AM
I thought the third amendment prohibited Bailey Quartering.
 
2012-11-26 10:50:03 AM
Jennifer vs. Bailey is the classic, definitive example of "beautiful" vs. "attractive".

For you young 'uns... Bailey was the "Pam from The Office" of her day. Except younger and prettier.
 
2012-11-26 10:51:50 AM
Maybe they can probe the Venus Butterfly
 
2012-11-26 10:52:52 AM

Glenford: Have Venus explain the atom to them


"Tron" means "Dude".

/I think it's Swahili.
 
2012-11-26 10:56:25 AM
The correct answer is 'Sammich'.
 
2012-11-26 10:58:56 AM

GypsyJoker: clyph: Speaker2Animals: Is there even any dispute? Bailey, of course.

Over in one

Yep.


It's the glasses.

/nerd girls and all that...
//Jennifer still had *the* poster though...
 
2012-11-26 10:59:42 AM
 
2012-11-26 11:04:07 AM

hockeyfarker: Valiente: 2009 equivalent:

:(

enthunder.com, huh.

bad hotlink, I think.


Yep. It was supposed to be TV's Jenna Fischer, who in certain shots could be a Jan Smithers sister or daughter. Daughter, I guess...

t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-26 11:11:06 AM
I would Bailey BOTH inches!
 
2012-11-26 11:11:17 AM
I know the proper answer is "Bailey", because we all want to impress others by making the typical "nerdy" choice of the quiet brunette with glasses, but I was watching some old episodes of WKRP last week and watching Loni walk around in those slinky dresses was... mesmerizing...
 
2012-11-26 11:15:03 AM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: I would GIVE Bailey BOTH inches!


/Goddamit!
/FTFM.
 
2012-11-26 11:16:47 AM

Shadow Blasko: Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?

Shut up or I will sic the phone cops on you...


Awesome episode!
 
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