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(The Sun)   Seventy-two-year-old man dumps 69-year-old wife for smoking hot 27-year-old tennis coach (w/pics)   (img.thesun.co.uk) divider line 217
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2012-11-25 11:28:34 PM  
That's a hard 27..... downgrade.
 
2012-11-25 11:31:32 PM  
50 year age gap? Nasty.
 
2012-11-25 11:33:54 PM  
Similarities in their facial structure would lead me to think that she's his secret daughter or granddaughter.
 
2012-11-25 11:43:50 PM  
I'll grant that its an upgrade but... Woof.
 
2012-11-25 11:44:04 PM  
Well, how bad can a 27 year-old tennis coach be?

Clicks.

Yikes! DOUBLE FAULT!
 
2012-11-25 11:53:11 PM  
They say love is blind and apparently so is Arthur
 
2012-11-25 11:56:13 PM  
That is not 27.
More like 37.
 
2012-11-25 11:59:34 PM  
27... Earth years?
 
2012-11-26 12:07:15 AM  
Can you imagine how smoking hot she would be if she didn't get regular exercise?
 
2012-11-26 12:11:30 AM  
Smoking hot you say, Subby?

*arches eyebrow*

Well Fark has steered me wrong before with those words many times before but my faith in humanities essential goodness will not be denied.

*click*

Fark you Subby.

Fark you sooooo hard.

Now the mental image of those two farking will leave a stain on the inside of my skull that will never come out without copious quantities of mindbleach and alcohol.

/Begins to realize just why Charlie Brown let Lucy trick him with that football so many times.
 
2012-11-26 12:12:34 AM  
She looks like his granddaughter.

I'd hit it.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-26 12:13:15 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Can you imagine how smoking hot she would be if she didn't get regular exercise?


Thread over man. Thread over!
 
2012-11-26 12:24:29 AM  
I know plenty of people in their mid to late 20s. Kind of comes with being a grad student. She looks at least 10 years older than them. Hell, I know a woman in her mid-30s who looks younger than her.
 
2012-11-26 12:36:45 AM  
"Smoking Hot" on Fark, when will I learn...



NEVAA!
 
2012-11-26 12:37:11 AM  

make me some tea: She looks like his granddaughter grandson in drag.

I'd hit it.

[i.imgur.com image 571x640]

 
2012-11-26 12:40:32 AM  
Ridden hard and put away wet. My wife is 60 and looks younger.
 
2012-11-26 12:41:10 AM  

GAT_00: I know plenty of people in their mid to late 20s. Kind of comes with being a grad student. She looks at least 10 years older than them. Hell, I know a woman in her mid-30s who looks younger than her.


I know women in their mid 40s who look younger than her.
 
2012-11-26 12:58:32 AM  
Wow, they do look related.
 
2012-11-26 02:35:41 AM  
That's a man baby!
 
2012-11-26 02:35:56 AM  
Honestly, she looks like an old woman with a bad dye job.
 
2012-11-26 02:37:49 AM  
I'm not a feminist but I have a hard time using the word 'hero' to describe a man who leaves his wife, especially if they'd been married for that long.
 
2012-11-26 02:38:48 AM  
Y'know what? He looks my age (56) and she looks twice her age, which would make her 54.

So, not so gross, eh?
 
2012-11-26 02:39:47 AM  
British hot.
 
2012-11-26 02:40:15 AM  

Makh: Wow, they do look related.


Related? They look like they're the same Goddamn person. What the fark?

I only know of two other couples that look so freakishly similar; one pair are full siblings and the other is Todd Akin and his wife.
 
2012-11-26 02:40:35 AM  
i will just say how about no and move along now.
 
2012-11-26 02:40:50 AM  
is it just one sunny who posts these "smoking hot" sun links? If so, would admins reveal him/her so that we may beat them?
 
2012-11-26 02:41:04 AM  
So infidelity warrants a hero tag?

/fark needs a douche tag
 
2012-11-26 02:42:21 AM  
She looks pretty good for 27 stone.

/Wait, what?
 
2012-11-26 02:45:23 AM  

gh0strid3r: So infidelity warrants a hero tag?

/fark needs a douche tag


Agreed. That or a warning tag for all the gold diggers out there. Not only may your husband dump your ass for a younger woman, he may even do it for someone ugly.
 
2012-11-26 02:45:59 AM  
It's not the age, it's the mileage.
 
2012-11-26 02:46:03 AM  
Sarah Douglas?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Douglas

Or Sara Douglass?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sara_Douglass
 
2012-11-26 02:46:08 AM  
If I'm still pulling anything close to that at 72 I'll be happy.. fark all the haters dudes 72 and not giving a fark like he should be.. Good on him.
 
2012-11-26 02:46:39 AM  

smells_like_meat: Ridden hard and put away wet. My wife is 60 and looks younger.


good on you, mate!
 
2012-11-26 02:46:58 AM  
I bet that cost him some money.
 
2012-11-26 02:47:56 AM  

styckx: If I'm still pulling anything close to that at 72 I'll be happy.. fark all the haters dudes 72 and not giving a fark like he should be.. Good on him.


Except that he's a disloyal douchebag arseclown, but hey, you can aspire to whatever low you want.
 
2012-11-26 02:48:08 AM  
27 years old? She looks like a beat 50 year old.
 
2012-11-26 02:48:40 AM  
Sun link.

SCANNING FOR: "Smoking hot"

FOUND 1 MATCH

WARNING! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!
 
2012-11-26 02:48:50 AM  

Arthur Jumbles: That's a hard 27...


Well, they do say female tennis players peak at 15.
 
2012-11-26 02:49:28 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-26 02:50:04 AM  
Tennis coach at a retirement center?
 
2012-11-26 02:50:57 AM  
I can't figure out who got the raw deal here, her or him? What a racket.
 
2012-11-26 02:51:37 AM  
Seventy-two-year-old man dumps 69-year-old wife for smoking hot 27-year-old tennis coach...

...who then dumps 72-year old hubby for 19-year old soccer player from nearby park.
 
2012-11-26 02:51:55 AM  
Aside from his reprehensible behavior (dumping his wife of nearly 50 years) he also has questionable taste.
How does this deserve the Hero tag?
 
2012-11-26 02:52:26 AM  
whatever, it's his life. But that isn't hero at all....unless subbarstic?

My opinion....you been with your wife this long. She ain't gonna find a new one except at the nursing home. Go have your fling. Be discrete. But why fark over your wife at that age?
 
2012-11-26 02:54:01 AM  
Major Hooters.

/Major Tom Hooters, USAF, at your service.
 
2012-11-26 02:56:05 AM  
hero ? i wont read the thread or click teh link but neg one.
 
2012-11-26 02:57:40 AM  
My partner is 38, and looks easily 15 years younger than that hideous creature. That is a bog-troll, your actual mythical bush-pig. I mean I'm 44 and if I stood next to her people would think she was my mum or something. Christ.

I never post in these threads but there IS a limit.
 
2012-11-26 02:58:33 AM  
No no no no no no no no no

/yes
 
2012-11-26 02:58:57 AM  
Yes, let's all make fun of HER looks.

She does appear to have a sad though.
 
2012-11-26 02:59:01 AM  
Yeah, I don't remember any firefighters saying anything about that, in fact quite the opposite. If you want to make a point try doing it cogently.
 
2012-11-26 02:59:20 AM  
Arthur...your girlfriend! WOOF!

27? More like 45.
 
2012-11-26 03:01:09 AM  

red5ish: Aside from his reprehensible behavior (dumping his wife of nearly 50 years) he also has questionable taste.
How does this deserve the Hero tag?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-26 03:02:29 AM  
Love = 0
 
2012-11-26 03:02:30 AM  
No way that's 27. Hell, I'm not even sure that's 57.
 
2012-11-26 03:02:49 AM  
Trust me, the older you get, the hotter young looks. When you're a 80 year old geezer she'll look hot to you too.
 
2012-11-26 03:05:38 AM  
Hero tag, subby? Aren't we in an extremely trollish mood today.


It's fairly evident that this fellow has made two mistakes-the more serious one being that his paramour appears to be...Ian McDiarmid in drag.
 
2012-11-26 03:06:29 AM  
BLINK

Umm.

Gosh.
 
2012-11-26 03:10:05 AM  
27 is obviously a transposition error.
 
2012-11-26 03:13:47 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Makh: Wow, they do look related.

Related? They look like they're the same Goddamn person. What the fark?

I only know of two other couples that look so freakishly similar; one pair are full siblings and the other is Todd Akin and his wife.


I thought they looked alike.Perhaps she is uncomfortable in the pics but she doesn't appear to be agile enough to be a tennis coach.
Eww, old man nutsack.
 
2012-11-26 03:14:33 AM  

quatchi: Smoking hot you say, Subby?

*arches eyebrow*

Well Fark has steered me wrong before with those words many times before but my faith in humanities essential goodness will not be denied.

*click*

Fark you Subby.

Fark you sooooo hard.

Now the mental image of those two farking will leave a stain on the inside of my skull that will never come out without copious quantities of mindbleach and alcohol.

/Begins to realize just why Charlie Brown let Lucy trick him with that football so many times.


"Smokin' hot" on Fark is code for "burn it with fire". You should know this.
 
2012-11-26 03:15:07 AM  
I've seen some inappropriate uses of tags at Fark and this is no different.

How about a bit more peer-review of tags beforehand.

This guy is dumping his wife - he's no hero. He's just a douche for doing that to his wife in the manner he did.
 
2012-11-26 03:15:45 AM  
Forget the sex offender registry. There needs to be an offensive sex registry.
 
2012-11-26 03:15:53 AM  

Arthur Jumbles: That's a hard 27..... downgrade.


Welp, I see this was covered. Nothing further to discuss here.
 
2012-11-26 03:17:13 AM  

doglover: 50 year age gap? Nasty.


Neither reading nor math are your strong suits, are they? (72 - 27 = 45)
It was his first wedding that was 50 years old.
 
2012-11-26 03:20:57 AM  
That woman is ten years younger than I am and looks ten years older.

Her husband doesn't look at all bad for his age; you'd never guess they were 45 years apart.
 
2012-11-26 03:22:10 AM  
He's got Tim Curry's eyes from those two episodes of Criminal Minds.

Go on, try and deny it.
 
2012-11-26 03:27:30 AM  

2 Replies: doglover: 50 year age gap? Nasty.

Neither reading nor math are your strong suits, are they? (72 - 27 = 45)
It was his first wedding that was 50 years old.


Because that extra five years makes the thought of them bumping uglies less horrific? I didn't read the article because I wanted to eat lunch today and there's no amount of tactful journalistic euphemisms that can distract from the fact they hit the sack together in a sea of beige wrinkly pulsation.
 
2012-11-26 03:28:13 AM  
Hmmm. "The Sun". "Smoking Hot". This is going to be a nightmare. (clicks link). I've seen worse, but pretty much what I expected...

/Stop using keywords. You ruin the surprise...
 
2012-11-26 03:28:15 AM  
Their ages are palindromes.

/got nothing
//are we done with the "smokin' hot" description being used on uggos yet?
//drunk
 
2012-11-26 03:30:11 AM  
Yeech. Looks like Mr Bean in drag.
 
2012-11-26 03:32:00 AM  
Arthur Jumbles: That's a hard 27..... downgrade.

I'm turning 36 soon and suddenly feel a lot better about myself.
 
2012-11-26 03:36:43 AM  
she must have a rather strong fore arm
 
2012-11-26 03:37:07 AM  
Butterface (-20). Nevertheless apparently has those pillowy, squishy heavy hangers (+10). Good on yer, old man.
 
2012-11-26 03:41:31 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Well, how bad can a 27 year-old tennis coach be?

Clicks.

Yikes! DOUBLE FAULT!


Meh. I've had worse. And enjoyed the ride.

Pro tip: less attractive women try harder.
 
2012-11-26 03:43:30 AM  
Good lord. How hideous is his wife if that's an upgrade? It must be like looking into the Ark of the Covenant.
 
2012-11-26 03:45:32 AM  

zombiegoat: Their ages are palindromes.

/got nothing
//are we done with the "smokin' hot" description being used on uggos yet?
//drunk


Their ages are not palindromes.
 
2012-11-26 03:45:48 AM  
Think about this.. she "dolled" herself up for that picture too
 
2012-11-26 03:47:13 AM  

doglover: Forget the sex offender registry. There needs to be an offensive sex registry.


So just keep a record of all Fark handles?
 
2012-11-26 03:49:22 AM  
this story is as phony as Dear Abby and Penthouse Forum letters. The only thing not made up is the photos. And I aint too sure about them, either.
 
2012-11-26 03:51:15 AM  
I am 42 and my wife is 27, and I do not think my wife will look as old as that slag when she is 50.

So much for wank in the wee small hours.
 
2012-11-26 03:52:31 AM  
Another Sun article exactly like every other. A series of the same staged photographs with a completely fabricated story to accompany them.
 
2012-11-26 03:52:56 AM  
Wow. What.

An.

Asshole.

I feel pretty sorry for his (ex)wife. Imagine being ditched like that in the last stretch of your life after so freakin long.

And apparently, someone begs to be thrown to new lows with his use of the 'Hero' tag.
 
2012-11-26 03:53:24 AM  
Hero tag? Is the Dumbass tag on vacation?
 
2012-11-26 03:55:17 AM  
"Smoking hot" huh? Young and fair - there that's a better description. ;)
 
2012-11-26 03:59:48 AM  

doglover: Forget the sex offender registry. There needs to be an offensive sex registry.


Seconded.
 
2012-11-26 04:03:36 AM  

doglover: Forget the sex offender registry. There needs to be an offensive sex registry.


Somebody get this man a beer.
 
2012-11-26 04:04:26 AM  

krackpipe: Butterface (-20). Nevertheless apparently has those pillowy, squishy heavy hangers (+10). Good on yer, old man.


butterface? he looks in better condition.
 
2012-11-26 04:04:31 AM  
I'd like to make a tennis joke but all I can come up with is fuzzy yellow balls cause her to make a racket.
 
HBK
2012-11-26 04:06:49 AM  
72/2 + 7 = 43.
27
This woman is too young for that man. The math has spoken.
 
2012-11-26 04:07:12 AM  
He just gets off on her age, certainly not her looks. I'm sure he's always thinking along the lines of "when I was 55, she was only 17" mmmm mmmm...and he knows he'll never see her when she is his ex-wife's age. Lucky for him, because she will resemble a troll at that age.
 
2012-11-26 04:11:42 AM  
What a desirable Sarah Douglas looks like:


www.librarising.com
 
2012-11-26 04:17:08 AM  
She's 27? What's that in people years?
 
2012-11-26 04:20:14 AM  

FatherChaos: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 492x589]


i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-26 04:25:59 AM  
Even aside from the fact that she is NOT hot, she looks just like him. Weird. And I'm pretty open-minded, but 72 on 27 seems reeeeal creepy. And I can't help but feel bad for his wife of fifty farking years. They got married as college age kids, raised children together, and stayed together for decades after the kids were grown, and now he kicks her to the curb over some worn out-looking chick with severe daddy issues? Yeah, that'll last. And I'm sure his 40-something kids will just love their new 20-something stepmom. "Hero" my arse. His kids are going to distance themselves and side with their mom, she's going to kick him to the curb once she finds a new old man, and he's going to find himself alone and ostracized-- and he'll deserve it.
 
2012-11-26 04:33:07 AM  

PreMortem: "Smoking Hot" on Fark, when will I learn...


Especially when attached to a Mail Online link.... the thing is... sometimes... and I use the term loosely.... they actually are cute. That's what keeps me clicking the damn link, because MAYBE subby might not be lying... but 90% of the time it's an ugly troll.
 
2012-11-26 04:33:32 AM  
Alright Sun, out with it. What's his net worth?
 
2012-11-26 04:37:04 AM  

styckx: If I'm still pulling anything close to that at 72 I'll be happy.. fark all the haters dudes 72 and not giving a fark like he should be.. Good on him.


I don't think its about him being able to hit it... it's more to the fact that he left another woman after a bazillion years of marriage. If it was that bad, why did he decide to leave now? Not like he was waiting for the kids to be 18 or anything....

To be honest, he's kind of a douche for leaving her now - should of done it years ago if he wanted to trade in for that younger model.

But karma might equalize this out and she might trade him in next year when the publicity and fad wears off...
 
2012-11-26 04:40:22 AM  

vrax: FatherChaos: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 492x589]


Don't you ever farking post that again.

Please.
/shudders and gags
 
HBK
2012-11-26 04:46:14 AM  

publikenemy: He just gets off on her age, certainly not her looks. I'm sure he's always thinking along the lines of "when I was 55, she was only 17" mmmm mmmm...and he knows he'll never see her when she is his ex-wife's age. Lucky for him, because she will resemble a troll at that age.


I like how you depicted the old man as being terrible at math. It made the comment hilarious. shiatty old bastard sucks at math.
 
2012-11-26 04:58:05 AM  
Also, 100 posts and not one of the following? I am disappoint.

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-26 05:03:12 AM  
My son is going to be 27 in a couple of days. There is no way in hell I am old enough to be that broad's mother.
 
2012-11-26 05:08:15 AM  
I don't think he will be needing Viagra due to old age.
 
2012-11-26 05:10:13 AM  
THAT is 27?

Her face looks like 20 miles of bad road.

Her body looks like my x's at 40.
 
2012-11-26 05:13:32 AM  

RamboFrog: I'm not a feminist but I have a hard time using the word 'hero' to describe a man who leaves his wife, especially if they'd been married for that long.


Agreed, shame on the mods for allowing Hero tag
 
2012-11-26 05:14:51 AM  

Deman: gh0strid3r: So infidelity warrants a hero tag?

/fark needs a douche tag

Agreed. That or a warning tag for all the gold diggers out there. Not only may your husband dump your ass for a younger woman, he may even do it for someone ugly.


FARK had a douche tag, but we wore it out. Much like the Walken tag, too much of a good thing I guess.

She could use more cowbell however....
 
2012-11-26 05:16:29 AM  

Ghastly: Trust me, the older you get, the hotter young looks. When you're a 80 year old geezer she'll look hot to you too.


I know- thats what i keep telling myself when I see yer buttocks. ymmv
 
2012-11-26 05:29:46 AM  

Ambivalence: Similarities in their facial structure would lead me to think that she's his secret daughter or granddaughter.


That's what I was thinking as well.
 
2012-11-26 05:31:30 AM  
When will I learn that "Smoking Hot" on a Fark link means "Busted Ugly"
 
2012-11-26 05:31:41 AM  
I think they got her age and the how much older he is mixed up.

/still looks pretty bad for 45
 
2012-11-26 05:35:40 AM  
This is why you should never date tennis players....
love means nothing to them.
 
2012-11-26 05:42:29 AM  
She is your typical ugly girl, that no one ever paid attention to, and then has misplaced affection for an old codger with failing eyesight who actually paid attention to her.

They are really probably in love, each getting something out of the relationship. She feels appreciated and he feels young.

I mean she is uglier than the Sea Hag from Popeye.
 
2012-11-26 05:44:27 AM  

phenn: My son is going to be 27 in a couple of days. There is no way in hell I am old enough to be that broad's mother.


*shakes fist* my eldest is 26, my brain was so avoiding this thought.

/ me neither btw...
// ridden hard, put away wet came to mind
/// mutton dressed as very old mutton, maybe to make him feel more at home?!!
 
2012-11-26 05:55:09 AM  
Dear Ladies -

You know those years between 16 and like 33, when you're hot and cute and healthy and vigorous? When you "won't settle" and have "too much to do to be tied down!" and when you break a hundred hearts a week ?

Fark you.
 
2012-11-26 05:58:41 AM  
Daddy Grandpa issues.
 
2012-11-26 06:00:01 AM  
Fark ... "smoking hot" in headline...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-26 06:04:46 AM  

theflatline: She is your typical ugly girl, that no one ever paid attention to, and then has misplaced affection for an old codger with failing eyesight who actually paid attention to her.

They are really probably in love, each getting something out of the relationship. She feels appreciated and he feels young.

I mean she is uglier than the Sea Hag from Popeye.


www.hypergeek.ca
 
2012-11-26 06:07:07 AM  

theflatline: She is your typical ugly girl, that no one ever paid attention to, and then has misplaced affection for an old codger with failing eyesight who actually paid attention to her.

They are really probably in love, each getting something out of the relationship. She feels appreciated and he feels young.

I mean she is uglier than the Sea Hag from Popeye.


From depressed to LOL in three sentences.
 
2012-11-26 06:07:58 AM  
I love her expression in the first photo. Like he is clutching her ass while she checks his wallet.
 
2012-11-26 06:17:29 AM  
His 69 year old wife has probably refused to put out for last 15 years.
 
2012-11-26 06:17:55 AM  
Tennis mightier
 
2012-11-26 06:24:08 AM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-26 06:24:18 AM  

vrax: theflatline: She is your typical ugly girl, that no one ever paid attention to, and then has misplaced affection for an old codger with failing eyesight who actually paid attention to her.

They are really probably in love, each getting something out of the relationship. She feels appreciated and he feels young.

I mean she is uglier than the Sea Hag from Popeye.

From depressed to LOL in three sentences.


My work is done, and my wife is 14 years younger than, didn't get married for looks, we actually have a good connection.

Sure she might be changing my diapers in 20 years, but at least she will be easy on my eyes while she is swabbing my poop.
 
2012-11-26 06:38:30 AM  
She's definitely...
s7.postimage.org
...well upholstered.
 
2012-11-26 06:42:01 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: She's definitely...
[s7.postimage.org image 300x174]
...well upholstered.


More cushion for the pushin.
 
2012-11-26 06:44:07 AM  

Makh: Wow, they do look related.


It's secretly his brother, post-op.
 
2012-11-26 06:46:19 AM  
"At first I was like....

3.bp.blogspot.com 


then I was like"


media3.onsugar.com 
 
2012-11-26 06:46:26 AM  
I read about a divorce lawyer that says that a lot of his customers are old men dumping their wifes or decades for the younger model, and then the same guys three years later divorcing their younger model.
 
2012-11-26 06:55:30 AM  

padraig: I read about a divorce lawyer that says that a lot of his customers are old men dumping their wifes or decades for the younger model, and then the same guys three years later divorcing their younger model.


Gold diggers?
 
2012-11-26 06:56:35 AM  
One can understand that a 72 year old man would be attracted to a younger woman and may not even have the high standards that every young, virile, discriminating Farker seems to have. But the real question here is what in the bloody hell is wrong with her that he's the best she can do? And yes, I did see her pics.

/the only thing smoking hot about her would be her thighs rubbing together as she galumphs across the tennis court
 
2012-11-26 07:04:18 AM  

Makh: Wow, they do look related.


Well, it is England.
 
2012-11-26 07:15:49 AM  
Leaving one's wife for someone younger is not heroic.
 
2012-11-26 07:23:22 AM  
They look almost the same age.
 
2012-11-26 07:24:48 AM  

oryx: They look almost the same age.


done in 132.
 
2012-11-26 07:27:43 AM  

KarmicDisaster: 27... Earth years?


Dog years
 
2012-11-26 07:29:01 AM  

HBK: 72/2 + 7 = 43.
27
This woman is too young for that man. The math has spoken.


Even if you applied the math a second time, still comes out to 28.5...

Also, even for British standards that's not even average.
 
2012-11-26 07:43:37 AM  
For all the people bagging on him for leaving his wife of 50 years, take a hint: if he left, then the marriage was probably sh*t, and nothing was going to turn it around. My grandparents have been married that long, and it sure as hell isn't a marriage worth saving. One is just trying to outlive the other at this point.
 
2012-11-26 07:44:08 AM  
/foghorn.wav
 
2012-11-26 07:47:18 AM  

Caeldan: HBK: 72/2 + 7 = 43.
27
This woman is too young for that man. The math has spoken.

Even if you applied the math a second time, still comes out to 28.5...

Also, even for British standards that's not even average.


Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus... so.... Venus has a year lasting 224.7 days, while Mars' last for 686.97 days, or roughly a 3:1 ratio. Thus, the Venutian @27 Earth years can marry a Martian @ 81 Earth years old.

Q.E.D. 

/Maths, biatches.
 
2012-11-26 07:49:29 AM  
Watch her take ALL of his money
 
2012-11-26 07:59:22 AM  
Thank you, Subby, for taking the time to post this on Fark, no doubt taking away valuable minutes during which you could have been voting down the beauties and voting up the beasts on hotornot.com.

/You suck
 
2012-11-26 08:01:46 AM  
Were his hands amputated?
 
2012-11-26 08:01:48 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com

subby, this is hot.

tfa is not

/eyebleach...
 
2012-11-26 08:06:56 AM  
I've met good-looking people from England. These aint them.
 
2012-11-26 08:14:40 AM  

fknra: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]

subby, this is hot.

tfa is not

/eyebleach...


EGGZACTLY!
I might not be the paragon of athleticism however, I can't see the "lovely" 27 year old huffing her way around the tennis court for more than five minutes before going into cardiac arrest. How can she, at sixteen stone, trundle about the court and convince ANYONE to pay her as a coach. Can you imagine seeing her plant a hoof and pivot without hearing her knee pop? 
I'm thinking that either 1) wrong images or 2) got free images-have a deadline to meet-have no editorial oversight-profit.
 
2012-11-26 08:22:20 AM  
Made me think of the "Time to rub the bunions" commercial and the rent scene in King Pin. I'm not happy about it. 

Hope his ex-wife got her half, plus some.
 
ecl
2012-11-26 08:25:45 AM  

Marcintosh: fknra: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]

subby, this is hot.

tfa is not

/eyebleach...

EGGZACTLY!
I might not be the paragon of athleticism however, I can't see the "lovely" 27 year old huffing her way around the tennis court for more than five minutes before going into cardiac arrest. How can she, at sixteen stone, trundle about the court and convince ANYONE to pay her as a coach. Can you imagine seeing her plant a hoof and pivot without hearing her knee pop? 
I'm thinking that either 1) wrong images or 2) got free images-have a deadline to meet-have no editorial oversight-profit.


MACHINEHEAD! IT'S BETTER THAN THE REST! MACHINEHEEAAAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAA!
 
2012-11-26 08:26:57 AM  
Looks like the kind of shiat you find on dating web sites.
 
2012-11-26 08:29:09 AM  

Marcintosh: How can she, at sixteen stone, trundle about the court and convince ANYONE to pay her as a coach.


Sixteen stone? How many cubits per hogshead is that?
 
2012-11-26 08:29:20 AM  
I spent my twenties with a pack a day habit, mainlining espresso, downing mini-thins and drinking Yukon Jack and Jim Beam to even things out.

At 27 even I didn't look that rough.
 
2012-11-26 08:34:53 AM  

smells_like_meat: Ridden hard and put away wet. My wife is 60 and looks younger.


I need some eye bleach any pics to share??
 
2012-11-26 08:38:40 AM  

chi_tino: Marcintosh: How can she, at sixteen stone, trundle about the court and convince ANYONE to pay her as a coach.

Sixteen stone? How many cubits per hogshead is that?


if i recall correctly: 1stone = 12 lbs (+/-)
so: 16stone= 192lbs (+/-)
 
2012-11-26 08:39:06 AM  

chi_tino: Marcintosh: How can she, at sixteen stone, trundle about the court and convince ANYONE to pay her as a coach.

Sixteen stone? How many cubits per hogshead is that?


3
 
2012-11-26 08:41:14 AM  
img507.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-26 08:48:04 AM  
Hot + Tennis =

sports.popcrunch.com
 
2012-11-26 08:53:44 AM  
That's not just a man, baby. That's an ugly man.
 
2012-11-26 08:56:35 AM  

PreMortem: "Smoking Hot" on Fark, when will I learn...



NEVAA!


Because every once in a while it turns out to be true. And I can't risk missing out on that one actual "smokin hot" pic.
 
2012-11-26 09:02:12 AM  
i1180.photobucket.com 

// And a cock-punch for subby. "Smoking hot?"
 
2012-11-26 09:05:03 AM  
Dumping the wife? Yeah, maybe. But why would he put on a dress?

/that's a man, baby
 
2012-11-26 09:06:16 AM  

theflatline: She is your typical ugly girl, that no one ever paid attention to, and then has misplaced affection for an old codger with failing eyesight who actually paid attention to her.

They are really probably in love, each getting something out of the relationship. She feels appreciated and he feels young.

I mean she is uglier than the Sea Hag from Popeye.


What's her Fark handle?

And for those of you who are "outraged" at the hero tag: perhaps his ex-wife nagged and his girl friend doesn't. Maybe after 50 long, painful years, he's finally found the resolve to end his torment.
 
2012-11-26 09:18:36 AM  
500motivators.com
 
2012-11-26 09:27:10 AM  
Oh impetuous... foolish... Ah dear, the young. Why do they never listen? When will they ever learn?


One of these days I'll remember not to accept any Farkers definitiion of HOT or SMOKING HOT and also learn to look at FARK in the evenings when I might remember and not first thing in the morning whilst putting down the morning wood.

What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

The Goggles they do nothing
 
2012-11-26 09:30:45 AM  
A very masculine woman you have sir.
 
2012-11-26 09:36:59 AM  
Another case where the subtard should have their account suspended for life.
 
2012-11-26 09:41:29 AM  

smells_like_meat: Ridden hard and put away wet. My wife is 60 and looks younger.


Mine's 70 and other than a bit of gray hair looks younger. (Admittedly, my wife has always looked far younger than she actually is.)

powhound: whatever, it's his life. But that isn't hero at all....unless subbarstic?

My opinion....you been with your wife this long. She ain't gonna find a new one except at the nursing home. Go have your fling. Be discrete. But why fark over your wife at that age?


I'm going to guess that the wife wasn't putting out anymore.

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: doglover: Forget the sex offender registry. There needs to be an offensive sex registry.

Somebody get this man a beer.


A lot of beer. He needs beer goggles!

theflatline: She is your typical ugly girl, that no one ever paid attention to, and then has misplaced affection for an old codger with failing eyesight who actually paid attention to her.

They are really probably in love, each getting something out of the relationship. She feels appreciated and he feels young.

I mean she is uglier than the Sea Hag from Popeye.


I think you summed it up perfectly.

verbaltoxin: For all the people bagging on him for leaving his wife of 50 years, take a hint: if he left, then the marriage was probably sh*t, and nothing was going to turn it around. My grandparents have been married that long, and it sure as hell isn't a marriage worth saving. One is just trying to outlive the other at this point.


Yeah, I've seen a lot of such marriages. They're a hollow shell but they stay together because it's convenient and there's no real reason to split. If a reason to split comes along and they do.
 
2012-11-26 09:42:25 AM  

verbaltoxin: For all the people bagging on him for leaving his wife of 50 years, take a hint: if he left, then the marriage was probably sh*t, and nothing was going to turn it around. My grandparents have been married that long, and it sure as hell isn't a marriage worth saving. One is just trying to outlive the other at this point.


Then you leave, you don't wait until something better comes along, you just leave. You walk out the door, get a divorce and hope that something else comes along. Wasting someone's time while you wait until you find a suitable alternative for companionship is just a douche bag maneuver no matter the age.
 
2012-11-26 09:42:31 AM  

clyph: BarkingUnicorn: Well, how bad can a 27 year-old tennis coach be?

Clicks.

Yikes! DOUBLE FAULT!

Meh. I've had worse. And enjoyed the ride.

Pro tip: less attractive women try harder.


bigsisterdiaries.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-26 09:44:34 AM  
We talking Wii tennis?
 
2012-11-26 09:47:27 AM  
Is there nothing money cannot do?
 
2012-11-26 09:52:28 AM  
He looks better for his age than she does. Yikes!
 
2012-11-26 09:54:36 AM  

illuminatis: This is why you should never date tennis players....
love means nothing to them.


If loving her is wrong I don't want to be right:

www.1998germanier.com
 
2012-11-26 09:58:39 AM  

RamboFrog: I'm not a feminist but I have a hard time using the word 'hero' to describe a man who leaves his wife, especially if they'd been married for that long.


I'm guessing the hero tag was used ironically. I would hope. I mean, look at her. And look at him. Ick.
 
2012-11-26 10:07:54 AM  
So, apparently Winston Churchill was reincarnated as a female 27 years ago?
 
2012-11-26 10:11:35 AM  
The upgrade is moist.
 
2012-11-26 10:13:44 AM  
She looks like she has a wicked back hand .
 
2012-11-26 10:17:03 AM  
Bronzemom She looks like she has a wicked back hand  hair

FIFY
 
2012-11-26 10:18:07 AM  

make me some tea: She looks like his granddaughter.

I'd hit it.

[i.imgur.com image 571x640]


This being fark I expected it to be a family member.
 
2012-11-26 10:24:23 AM  

Ambivalence: Similarities in their facial structure would lead me to think that she's his secret daughter or granddaughter.


Came here to say the same thing. Yikes!
 
2012-11-26 10:30:22 AM  
I presume the hero tag is for the man giving this lovely beast her one and only shot at being with a man without having to drug him?
 
2012-11-26 10:31:03 AM  

eas81: illuminatis: This is why you should never date tennis players....
love means nothing to them.

If loving her is wrong I don't want to be right:

[www.1998germanier.com image 369x510]


That's a her? It's a man, baby!
 
2012-11-26 10:32:25 AM  
"Smoking hot" + The Sun link = It's a trap!

But it's like watching a trainwreck. It's awful but you want to see how bad the damage is anyway. The links hardly ever disappoint in that respect.

Excuse me, I'm off to get some eyebleach.
 
2012-11-26 10:36:34 AM  

Ambivalence: Similarities in their facial structure would lead me to think that she's his secret daughter or granddaughter.


My first thought...THEY HAVE THE SAME FACE!
 
2012-11-26 10:37:11 AM  
More eye bleach:

hottennisplayers.org
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-26 10:45:23 AM  
Tennis coach? Table tennis? Maybe in my 70s Id want her too. OR maybe a few more months of this dry spell as a streak breaker.
 
2012-11-26 10:48:55 AM  

LDM90: Yes, let's all make fun of HER looks.

She does appear to have a sad though.


Men are allowed to be old and ugly.
 
2012-11-26 10:50:18 AM  
Alyson Hannigan has really let herself go.
 
2012-11-26 10:51:20 AM  
Farkers: the code words are "smoking hot".
 
2012-11-26 10:59:46 AM  
Maybe she's just rounding her age off. She's 27 and 156 months.
 
2012-11-26 11:03:45 AM  

kpaxoid: Farkers: the code words are "smoking hot".


I am very slowly learning that.....
 
2012-11-26 11:06:08 AM  
Whoa. She is my age & good luck to her changing his diapers.


/gross
 
2012-11-26 11:10:43 AM  

fknra: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]

subby, this is hot.

tfa is not

/eyebleach...


Her way of holding the racket is.... intriguing...
 
2012-11-26 11:12:36 AM  

Keeve: Alyson Hannigan has really let herself go.


She must be getting ready for some of the "future" episodes of How I Met your Mother.
 
2012-11-26 11:15:47 AM  

Colostomy: That is not 27.
More like 37.


Heck, I've seen and know women in their 40s that look better than that.

For a moment, I wasn't sure that wasn't his 69 year old wife (and thinking, well for 69, she could be a lot worse), and I scrolled down to see what he "upgraded" to with the 27 year old, and keep seeing the same woman... then I realized that this was the claimed 27 year old woman... and just felt a little empty right then.
 
2012-11-26 11:37:01 AM  
It's a Monday morning, I should have been more prepared.
Damn you subby!

/angry fist
 
2012-11-26 11:37:11 AM  
I'm here to help.
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-26 11:46:49 AM  
shiat, when I'm 71 I hope I get to tear up something that good.

By my standards now at my age? No way.

/ok ok, maybe hit it doggie style while drunk.
 
2012-11-26 11:49:44 AM  
UGH, I never got women that do this, it's probably Daddy Issues all the way.
 
2012-11-26 11:53:27 AM  
At 72, none of you crying over how unattractive the 27 year old is would even rate a second look from her. This dude got lucky. You couldn't wipe that shiat eating grin off his face with a power washer.

Do I think she's hot? No, clearly needs a bit of help from the makeup counter and I'd expect a tennis instructor to have tighter abs. Would I hit it? Yep. Nice rack, and while she needs a trip to the make up counter, she's not unpleasant to look at whatsoever.
 
2012-11-26 11:56:14 AM  

Apos: More eye bleach:

[hottennisplayers.org image 550x448]
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 376x490]


Sharapova, Kournikova, whatever. Just gimme some ova.
 
2012-11-26 12:07:08 PM  
27? She looks like a decent 47 year old at best. Man I would hate to see her at 50.
 
2012-11-26 12:12:27 PM  
Only if you set her on fire and put it out.
 
2012-11-26 12:18:26 PM  

make me some tea: GAT_00: I know plenty of people in their mid to late 20s. Kind of comes with being a grad student. She looks at least 10 years older than them. Hell, I know a woman in her mid-30s who looks younger than her.

I know women in their mid 40s who look younger than her.


27, but with 40-y.o. knees.
 
2012-11-26 12:22:13 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Can you imagine how smoking hot she would be if she didn't get regular exercise?


LULZ!

He looks farking amazing for 72. I would have guessed he was in his 50s. OTOH, she looks nasty for any age, and honestly I would have guessed 35ish for her. And fugly.
 
2012-11-26 12:25:18 PM  
Every. farking. Time. I always click, and I know better. What the shiat compels me?
 
2012-11-26 12:35:01 PM  

Meesterjojo: Every. farking. Time. I always click, and I know better. What the shiat compels me?


Your penis.
 
2012-11-26 12:47:48 PM  

littlett's: Keeve: Alyson Hannigan has really let herself go.

She must be getting ready for some of the "future" episodes of How I Met your Mother.


Holy Crap were the heck have you been hiding I haven't seen you in forever...what's been up lately??

/Thread Jack for me.
 
2012-11-26 03:08:24 PM  
"Smokin' Hot"?
More like "KIWF"!
 
2012-11-26 03:20:39 PM  
When I'm on those websites (sun, daily fail), I click on all the articles with ATTRACTIVE women.

Who the hell is clicking on all these articles with eye-gouging material?
 
2012-11-26 05:03:55 PM  
Smoking what?
 
2012-11-26 06:50:59 PM  

hdhale: At 72, none of you crying over how unattractive the 27 year old is would even rate a second look from her. This dude got lucky. You couldn't wipe that shiat eating grin off his face with a power washer.

Do I think she's hot? No, clearly needs a bit of help from the makeup counter and I'd expect a tennis instructor to have tighter abs. Would I hit it? Yep. Nice rack, and while she needs a trip to the make up counter, she's not unpleasant to look at whatsoever.


Uhhh, I am not exactly Mr. High Standards by any stretch, but I wouldn't even do her. She has the face of a 70 year old man and her nice rack is because she is a bit... husky. The outfit she is wearing in the first pic is pretty flattering, but you can tell from her arms that she is a chunkster.
 
2012-11-26 08:12:32 PM  
I realize "beauty is in the eye of the beholder," but damn there isn't anything "hot" about that chick. Some people need to recalibrate their standards.

/shudders
//the red tank top tennis chick is HOT
 
2012-11-26 08:15:44 PM  
I'm going to practice what I preach. I cannot see the red tank top tennis chick's face so HOT may be an overreaction, but what I can see is still better than that other chick. I apologize as I was distracted by her magnificent mammories.

/that is all
 
2012-11-26 08:23:31 PM  
She smoked a hot 27-year-old tennis coach? How, were they drag racing or something?
 
2012-11-26 08:37:59 PM  
Oh Britain. You're so close to the rest of Europe and this is the best you can do? How is this an upgrade?
 
2012-11-26 08:52:58 PM  

machoprogrammer: Uhhh, I am not exactly Mr. High Standards by any stretch, but I wouldn't even do her. She has the face of a 70 year old man and her nice rack is because she is a bit... husky. The outfit she is wearing in the first pic is pretty flattering, but you can tell from her arms that she is a chunkster.


I've been fortunate enough to sample the charms of MANY women, running the gamut from worse than the woman in TFA to agency-represented models. There are exceptions, but in my experience, below-average looking women are almost invariably more fun in (and out of) the sack compared to the beauty queens.

For all you know, she can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch and will encourage you to have a threesome with her and her best friend. But you'll never know what you're missing. Which is fine by me; the more women you reject, the more are going to be eager to join me for acts of carnality that would make Caligula blush.
 
2012-11-26 09:45:16 PM  

clyph: machoprogrammer: Uhhh, I am not exactly Mr. High Standards by any stretch, but I wouldn't even do her. She has the face of a 70 year old man and her nice rack is because she is a bit... husky. The outfit she is wearing in the first pic is pretty flattering, but you can tell from her arms that she is a chunkster.

I've been fortunate enough to sample the charms of MANY women, running the gamut from worse than the woman in TFA to agency-represented models. There are exceptions, but in my experience, below-average looking women are almost invariably more fun in (and out of) the sack compared to the beauty queens.

For all you know, she can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch and will encourage you to have a threesome with her and her best friend. But you'll never know what you're missing. Which is fine by me; the more women you reject, the more are going to be eager to join me for acts of carnality that would make Caligula blush.


I have run the gambet as well, and have found that age and experience typically brings out the inner whore in women moreso than looks.

I now have the standard where if I can't get a boner from seeing her naked, I won't fark her.
 
2012-11-26 11:43:19 PM  
Wow. She looks more like 45 and is fat to boot. If you are going to break an old womans heart by leaving her for a younger woman at least go for a hottie.
 
2012-11-27 04:39:24 AM  
hero?
 
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