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(The Sun)   Seventy-two-year-old man dumps 69-year-old wife for smoking hot 27-year-old tennis coach (w/pics)   (img.thesun.co.uk) divider line 217
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2012-11-26 12:18:26 PM

make me some tea: GAT_00: I know plenty of people in their mid to late 20s. Kind of comes with being a grad student. She looks at least 10 years older than them. Hell, I know a woman in her mid-30s who looks younger than her.

I know women in their mid 40s who look younger than her.


27, but with 40-y.o. knees.
 
2012-11-26 12:22:13 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Can you imagine how smoking hot she would be if she didn't get regular exercise?


LULZ!

He looks farking amazing for 72. I would have guessed he was in his 50s. OTOH, she looks nasty for any age, and honestly I would have guessed 35ish for her. And fugly.
 
2012-11-26 12:25:18 PM
Every. farking. Time. I always click, and I know better. What the shiat compels me?
 
2012-11-26 12:35:01 PM

Meesterjojo: Every. farking. Time. I always click, and I know better. What the shiat compels me?


Your penis.
 
2012-11-26 12:47:48 PM

littlett's: Keeve: Alyson Hannigan has really let herself go.

She must be getting ready for some of the "future" episodes of How I Met your Mother.


Holy Crap were the heck have you been hiding I haven't seen you in forever...what's been up lately??

/Thread Jack for me.
 
2012-11-26 03:08:24 PM
"Smokin' Hot"?
More like "KIWF"!
 
2012-11-26 03:20:39 PM
When I'm on those websites (sun, daily fail), I click on all the articles with ATTRACTIVE women.

Who the hell is clicking on all these articles with eye-gouging material?
 
2012-11-26 05:03:55 PM
Smoking what?
 
2012-11-26 06:50:59 PM

hdhale: At 72, none of you crying over how unattractive the 27 year old is would even rate a second look from her. This dude got lucky. You couldn't wipe that shiat eating grin off his face with a power washer.

Do I think she's hot? No, clearly needs a bit of help from the makeup counter and I'd expect a tennis instructor to have tighter abs. Would I hit it? Yep. Nice rack, and while she needs a trip to the make up counter, she's not unpleasant to look at whatsoever.


Uhhh, I am not exactly Mr. High Standards by any stretch, but I wouldn't even do her. She has the face of a 70 year old man and her nice rack is because she is a bit... husky. The outfit she is wearing in the first pic is pretty flattering, but you can tell from her arms that she is a chunkster.
 
2012-11-26 08:12:32 PM
I realize "beauty is in the eye of the beholder," but damn there isn't anything "hot" about that chick. Some people need to recalibrate their standards.

/shudders
//the red tank top tennis chick is HOT
 
2012-11-26 08:15:44 PM
I'm going to practice what I preach. I cannot see the red tank top tennis chick's face so HOT may be an overreaction, but what I can see is still better than that other chick. I apologize as I was distracted by her magnificent mammories.

/that is all
 
2012-11-26 08:23:31 PM
She smoked a hot 27-year-old tennis coach? How, were they drag racing or something?
 
2012-11-26 08:37:59 PM
Oh Britain. You're so close to the rest of Europe and this is the best you can do? How is this an upgrade?
 
2012-11-26 08:52:58 PM

machoprogrammer: Uhhh, I am not exactly Mr. High Standards by any stretch, but I wouldn't even do her. She has the face of a 70 year old man and her nice rack is because she is a bit... husky. The outfit she is wearing in the first pic is pretty flattering, but you can tell from her arms that she is a chunkster.


I've been fortunate enough to sample the charms of MANY women, running the gamut from worse than the woman in TFA to agency-represented models. There are exceptions, but in my experience, below-average looking women are almost invariably more fun in (and out of) the sack compared to the beauty queens.

For all you know, she can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch and will encourage you to have a threesome with her and her best friend. But you'll never know what you're missing. Which is fine by me; the more women you reject, the more are going to be eager to join me for acts of carnality that would make Caligula blush.
 
2012-11-26 09:45:16 PM

clyph: machoprogrammer: Uhhh, I am not exactly Mr. High Standards by any stretch, but I wouldn't even do her. She has the face of a 70 year old man and her nice rack is because she is a bit... husky. The outfit she is wearing in the first pic is pretty flattering, but you can tell from her arms that she is a chunkster.

I've been fortunate enough to sample the charms of MANY women, running the gamut from worse than the woman in TFA to agency-represented models. There are exceptions, but in my experience, below-average looking women are almost invariably more fun in (and out of) the sack compared to the beauty queens.

For all you know, she can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch and will encourage you to have a threesome with her and her best friend. But you'll never know what you're missing. Which is fine by me; the more women you reject, the more are going to be eager to join me for acts of carnality that would make Caligula blush.


I have run the gambet as well, and have found that age and experience typically brings out the inner whore in women moreso than looks.

I now have the standard where if I can't get a boner from seeing her naked, I won't fark her.
 
2012-11-26 11:43:19 PM
Wow. She looks more like 45 and is fat to boot. If you are going to break an old womans heart by leaving her for a younger woman at least go for a hottie.
 
2012-11-27 04:39:24 AM
hero?
 
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