Meesterjojo: Every. farking. Time. I always click, and I know better. What the shiat compels me?
littlett's: Keeve: Alyson Hannigan has really let herself go.She must be getting ready for some of the "future" episodes of How I Met your Mother.
hdhale: At 72, none of you crying over how unattractive the 27 year old is would even rate a second look from her. This dude got lucky. You couldn't wipe that shiat eating grin off his face with a power washer.Do I think she's hot? No, clearly needs a bit of help from the makeup counter and I'd expect a tennis instructor to have tighter abs. Would I hit it? Yep. Nice rack, and while she needs a trip to the make up counter, she's not unpleasant to look at whatsoever.
machoprogrammer: Uhhh, I am not exactly Mr. High Standards by any stretch, but I wouldn't even do her. She has the face of a 70 year old man and her nice rack is because she is a bit... husky. The outfit she is wearing in the first pic is pretty flattering, but you can tell from her arms that she is a chunkster.
clyph: machoprogrammer: Uhhh, I am not exactly Mr. High Standards by any stretch, but I wouldn't even do her. She has the face of a 70 year old man and her nice rack is because she is a bit... husky. The outfit she is wearing in the first pic is pretty flattering, but you can tell from her arms that she is a chunkster.I've been fortunate enough to sample the charms of MANY women, running the gamut from worse than the woman in TFA to agency-represented models. There are exceptions, but in my experience, below-average looking women are almost invariably more fun in (and out of) the sack compared to the beauty queens.For all you know, she can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch and will encourage you to have a threesome with her and her best friend. But you'll never know what you're missing. Which is fine by me; the more women you reject, the more are going to be eager to join me for acts of carnality that would make Caligula blush.
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