chi_tino: Marcintosh: How can she, at sixteen stone, trundle about the court and convince ANYONE to pay her as a coach.

Sixteen stone? How many cubits per hogshead is that?

if i recall correctly: 1stone = 12 lbs (+/-)
so: 16stone= 192lbs (+/-)

chi_tino: Marcintosh: How can she, at sixteen stone, trundle about the court and convince ANYONE to pay her as a coach.

Sixteen stone? How many cubits per hogshead is that?

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Hot + Tennis =

That's not just a man, baby. That's an ugly man.

PreMortem: "Smoking Hot" on Fark, when will I learn...



NEVAA!

Because every once in a while it turns out to be true. And I can't risk missing out on that one actual "smokin hot" pic.

 

// And a cock-punch for subby. "Smoking hot?"

Dumping the wife? Yeah, maybe. But why would he put on a dress?

/that's a man, baby

Oh impetuous... foolish... Ah dear, the young. Why do they never listen? When will they ever learn?


One of these days I'll remember not to accept any Farkers definitiion of HOT or SMOKING HOT and also learn to look at FARK in the evenings when I might remember and not first thing in the morning whilst putting down the morning wood.

What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

The Goggles they do nothing

A very masculine woman you have sir.

Another case where the subtard should have their account suspended for life.

smells_like_meat: Ridden hard and put away wet. My wife is 60 and looks younger.

Mine's 70 and other than a bit of gray hair looks younger. (Admittedly, my wife has always looked far younger than she actually is.)

powhound: whatever, it's his life. But that isn't hero at all....unless subbarstic?

My opinion....you been with your wife this long. She ain't gonna find a new one except at the nursing home. Go have your fling. Be discrete. But why fark over your wife at that age?

I'm going to guess that the wife wasn't putting out anymore.

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: doglover: Forget the sex offender registry. There needs to be an offensive sex registry.

Somebody get this man a beer.

A lot of beer. He needs beer goggles!

theflatline: She is your typical ugly girl, that no one ever paid attention to, and then has misplaced affection for an old codger with failing eyesight who actually paid attention to her.

They are really probably in love, each getting something out of the relationship. She feels appreciated and he feels young.

I mean she is uglier than the Sea Hag from Popeye.

I think you summed it up perfectly.

verbaltoxin: For all the people bagging on him for leaving his wife of 50 years, take a hint: if he left, then the marriage was probably sh*t, and nothing was going to turn it around. My grandparents have been married that long, and it sure as hell isn't a marriage worth saving. One is just trying to outlive the other at this point.

Yeah, I've seen a lot of such marriages. They're a hollow shell but they stay together because it's convenient and there's no real reason to split. If a reason to split comes along and they do.

verbaltoxin: For all the people bagging on him for leaving his wife of 50 years, take a hint: if he left, then the marriage was probably sh*t, and nothing was going to turn it around. My grandparents have been married that long, and it sure as hell isn't a marriage worth saving. One is just trying to outlive the other at this point.

Then you leave, you don't wait until something better comes along, you just leave. You walk out the door, get a divorce and hope that something else comes along. Wasting someone's time while you wait until you find a suitable alternative for companionship is just a douche bag maneuver no matter the age.

clyph: BarkingUnicorn: Well, how bad can a 27 year-old tennis coach be?

Clicks.

Yikes! DOUBLE FAULT!

Meh. I've had worse. And enjoyed the ride.

Pro tip: less attractive women try harder.

We talking Wii tennis?

Is there nothing money cannot do?

He looks better for his age than she does. Yikes!

illuminatis: This is why you should never date tennis players....
love means nothing to them.

If loving her is wrong I don't want to be right:

The upgrade is moist.

She looks like she has a wicked back hand .

Bronzemom She looks like she has a wicked back hand  hair. 

FIFY

make me some tea: She looks like his granddaughter.

I'd hit it.

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This being fark I expected it to be a family member.

Ambivalence: Similarities in their facial structure would lead me to think that she's his secret daughter or granddaughter.

Came here to say the same thing. Yikes!

I presume the hero tag is for the man giving this lovely beast her one and only shot at being with a man without having to drug him?

eas81: illuminatis: This is why you should never date tennis players....
love means nothing to them.

If loving her is wrong I don't want to be right:

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That's a her? It's a man, baby!

Ambivalence: Similarities in their facial structure would lead me to think that she's his secret daughter or granddaughter.

My first thought...THEY HAVE THE SAME FACE!

Tennis coach? Table tennis? Maybe in my 70s Id want her too. OR maybe a few more months of this dry spell as a streak breaker.

LDM90: Yes, let's all make fun of HER looks.

She does appear to have a sad though.

Men are allowed to be old and ugly.

Alyson Hannigan has really let herself go.

Farkers: the code words are "smoking hot".

Maybe she's just rounding her age off. She's 27 and 156 months.

kpaxoid: Farkers: the code words are "smoking hot".

I am very slowly learning that.....

Whoa. She is my age & good luck to her changing his diapers.


/gross

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subby, this is hot.

tfa is not

/eyebleach...

Her way of holding the racket is.... intriguing...

Colostomy: That is not 27.
More like 37.

Heck, I've seen and know women in their 40s that look better than that.

For a moment, I wasn't sure that wasn't his 69 year old wife (and thinking, well for 69, she could be a lot worse), and I scrolled down to see what he "upgraded" to with the 27 year old, and keep seeing the same woman... then I realized that this was the claimed 27 year old woman... and just felt a little empty right then.

It's a Monday morning, I should have been more prepared.
Damn you subby!

/angry fist

shiat, when I'm 71 I hope I get to tear up something that good.

By my standards now at my age? No way.

/ok ok, maybe hit it doggie style while drunk.

At 72, none of you crying over how unattractive the 27 year old is would even rate a second look from her. This dude got lucky. You couldn't wipe that shiat eating grin off his face with a power washer.

Do I think she's hot? No, clearly needs a bit of help from the makeup counter and I'd expect a tennis instructor to have tighter abs. Would I hit it? Yep. Nice rack, and while she needs a trip to the make up counter, she's not unpleasant to look at whatsoever.

Apos: More eye bleach:

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Sharapova, Kournikova, whatever. Just gimme some ova.

27? She looks like a decent 47 year old at best. Man I would hate to see her at 50.

Only if you set her on fire and put it out.