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(The Sun)   Seventy-two-year-old man dumps 69-year-old wife for smoking hot 27-year-old tennis coach (w/pics)   (img.thesun.co.uk) divider line 217
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2012-11-26 05:03:12 AM
My son is going to be 27 in a couple of days. There is no way in hell I am old enough to be that broad's mother.
 
2012-11-26 05:08:15 AM
I don't think he will be needing Viagra due to old age.
 
2012-11-26 05:10:13 AM
THAT is 27?

Her face looks like 20 miles of bad road.

Her body looks like my x's at 40.
 
2012-11-26 05:13:32 AM

RamboFrog: I'm not a feminist but I have a hard time using the word 'hero' to describe a man who leaves his wife, especially if they'd been married for that long.


Agreed, shame on the mods for allowing Hero tag
 
2012-11-26 05:14:51 AM

Deman: gh0strid3r: So infidelity warrants a hero tag?

/fark needs a douche tag

Agreed. That or a warning tag for all the gold diggers out there. Not only may your husband dump your ass for a younger woman, he may even do it for someone ugly.


FARK had a douche tag, but we wore it out. Much like the Walken tag, too much of a good thing I guess.

She could use more cowbell however....
 
2012-11-26 05:16:29 AM

Ghastly: Trust me, the older you get, the hotter young looks. When you're a 80 year old geezer she'll look hot to you too.


I know- thats what i keep telling myself when I see yer buttocks. ymmv
 
2012-11-26 05:29:46 AM

Ambivalence: Similarities in their facial structure would lead me to think that she's his secret daughter or granddaughter.


That's what I was thinking as well.
 
2012-11-26 05:31:30 AM
When will I learn that "Smoking Hot" on a Fark link means "Busted Ugly"
 
2012-11-26 05:31:41 AM
I think they got her age and the how much older he is mixed up.

/still looks pretty bad for 45
 
2012-11-26 05:35:40 AM
This is why you should never date tennis players....
love means nothing to them.
 
2012-11-26 05:42:29 AM
She is your typical ugly girl, that no one ever paid attention to, and then has misplaced affection for an old codger with failing eyesight who actually paid attention to her.

They are really probably in love, each getting something out of the relationship. She feels appreciated and he feels young.

I mean she is uglier than the Sea Hag from Popeye.
 
2012-11-26 05:44:27 AM

phenn: My son is going to be 27 in a couple of days. There is no way in hell I am old enough to be that broad's mother.


*shakes fist* my eldest is 26, my brain was so avoiding this thought.

/ me neither btw...
// ridden hard, put away wet came to mind
/// mutton dressed as very old mutton, maybe to make him feel more at home?!!
 
2012-11-26 05:55:09 AM
Dear Ladies -

You know those years between 16 and like 33, when you're hot and cute and healthy and vigorous? When you "won't settle" and have "too much to do to be tied down!" and when you break a hundred hearts a week ?

Fark you.
 
2012-11-26 05:58:41 AM
Daddy Grandpa issues.
 
2012-11-26 06:00:01 AM
Fark ... "smoking hot" in headline...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-26 06:04:46 AM

theflatline: She is your typical ugly girl, that no one ever paid attention to, and then has misplaced affection for an old codger with failing eyesight who actually paid attention to her.

They are really probably in love, each getting something out of the relationship. She feels appreciated and he feels young.

I mean she is uglier than the Sea Hag from Popeye.


www.hypergeek.ca
 
2012-11-26 06:07:07 AM

theflatline: She is your typical ugly girl, that no one ever paid attention to, and then has misplaced affection for an old codger with failing eyesight who actually paid attention to her.

They are really probably in love, each getting something out of the relationship. She feels appreciated and he feels young.

I mean she is uglier than the Sea Hag from Popeye.


From depressed to LOL in three sentences.
 
2012-11-26 06:07:58 AM
I love her expression in the first photo. Like he is clutching her ass while she checks his wallet.
 
2012-11-26 06:17:29 AM
His 69 year old wife has probably refused to put out for last 15 years.
 
2012-11-26 06:17:55 AM
Tennis mightier
 
2012-11-26 06:24:08 AM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-26 06:24:18 AM

vrax: theflatline: She is your typical ugly girl, that no one ever paid attention to, and then has misplaced affection for an old codger with failing eyesight who actually paid attention to her.

They are really probably in love, each getting something out of the relationship. She feels appreciated and he feels young.

I mean she is uglier than the Sea Hag from Popeye.

From depressed to LOL in three sentences.


My work is done, and my wife is 14 years younger than, didn't get married for looks, we actually have a good connection.

Sure she might be changing my diapers in 20 years, but at least she will be easy on my eyes while she is swabbing my poop.
 
2012-11-26 06:38:30 AM
She's definitely...
s7.postimage.org
...well upholstered.
 
2012-11-26 06:42:01 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: She's definitely...
[s7.postimage.org image 300x174]
...well upholstered.


More cushion for the pushin.
 
2012-11-26 06:44:07 AM

Makh: Wow, they do look related.


It's secretly his brother, post-op.
 
2012-11-26 06:46:19 AM
"At first I was like....

3.bp.blogspot.com 


then I was like"


media3.onsugar.com 
 
2012-11-26 06:46:26 AM
I read about a divorce lawyer that says that a lot of his customers are old men dumping their wifes or decades for the younger model, and then the same guys three years later divorcing their younger model.
 
2012-11-26 06:55:30 AM

padraig: I read about a divorce lawyer that says that a lot of his customers are old men dumping their wifes or decades for the younger model, and then the same guys three years later divorcing their younger model.


Gold diggers?
 
2012-11-26 06:56:35 AM
One can understand that a 72 year old man would be attracted to a younger woman and may not even have the high standards that every young, virile, discriminating Farker seems to have. But the real question here is what in the bloody hell is wrong with her that he's the best she can do? And yes, I did see her pics.

/the only thing smoking hot about her would be her thighs rubbing together as she galumphs across the tennis court
 
2012-11-26 07:04:18 AM

Makh: Wow, they do look related.


Well, it is England.
 
2012-11-26 07:15:49 AM
Leaving one's wife for someone younger is not heroic.
 
2012-11-26 07:23:22 AM
They look almost the same age.
 
2012-11-26 07:24:48 AM

oryx: They look almost the same age.


done in 132.
 
2012-11-26 07:27:43 AM

KarmicDisaster: 27... Earth years?


Dog years
 
2012-11-26 07:29:01 AM

HBK: 72/2 + 7 = 43.
27
This woman is too young for that man. The math has spoken.


Even if you applied the math a second time, still comes out to 28.5...

Also, even for British standards that's not even average.
 
2012-11-26 07:43:37 AM
For all the people bagging on him for leaving his wife of 50 years, take a hint: if he left, then the marriage was probably sh*t, and nothing was going to turn it around. My grandparents have been married that long, and it sure as hell isn't a marriage worth saving. One is just trying to outlive the other at this point.
 
2012-11-26 07:44:08 AM
/foghorn.wav
 
2012-11-26 07:47:18 AM

Caeldan: HBK: 72/2 + 7 = 43.
27
This woman is too young for that man. The math has spoken.

Even if you applied the math a second time, still comes out to 28.5...

Also, even for British standards that's not even average.


Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus... so.... Venus has a year lasting 224.7 days, while Mars' last for 686.97 days, or roughly a 3:1 ratio. Thus, the Venutian @27 Earth years can marry a Martian @ 81 Earth years old.

Q.E.D. 

/Maths, biatches.
 
2012-11-26 07:49:29 AM
Watch her take ALL of his money
 
2012-11-26 07:59:22 AM
Thank you, Subby, for taking the time to post this on Fark, no doubt taking away valuable minutes during which you could have been voting down the beauties and voting up the beasts on hotornot.com.

/You suck
 
2012-11-26 08:01:46 AM
Were his hands amputated?
 
2012-11-26 08:01:48 AM
24.media.tumblr.com

subby, this is hot.

tfa is not

/eyebleach...
 
2012-11-26 08:06:56 AM
I've met good-looking people from England. These aint them.
 
2012-11-26 08:14:40 AM

fknra: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]

subby, this is hot.

tfa is not

/eyebleach...


EGGZACTLY!
I might not be the paragon of athleticism however, I can't see the "lovely" 27 year old huffing her way around the tennis court for more than five minutes before going into cardiac arrest. How can she, at sixteen stone, trundle about the court and convince ANYONE to pay her as a coach. Can you imagine seeing her plant a hoof and pivot without hearing her knee pop? 
I'm thinking that either 1) wrong images or 2) got free images-have a deadline to meet-have no editorial oversight-profit.
 
2012-11-26 08:22:20 AM
Made me think of the "Time to rub the bunions" commercial and the rent scene in King Pin. I'm not happy about it. 

Hope his ex-wife got her half, plus some.
 
ecl
2012-11-26 08:25:45 AM

Marcintosh: fknra: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]

subby, this is hot.

tfa is not

/eyebleach...

EGGZACTLY!
I might not be the paragon of athleticism however, I can't see the "lovely" 27 year old huffing her way around the tennis court for more than five minutes before going into cardiac arrest. How can she, at sixteen stone, trundle about the court and convince ANYONE to pay her as a coach. Can you imagine seeing her plant a hoof and pivot without hearing her knee pop? 
I'm thinking that either 1) wrong images or 2) got free images-have a deadline to meet-have no editorial oversight-profit.


MACHINEHEAD! IT'S BETTER THAN THE REST! MACHINEHEEAAAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAA!
 
2012-11-26 08:26:57 AM
Looks like the kind of shiat you find on dating web sites.
 
2012-11-26 08:29:09 AM

Marcintosh: How can she, at sixteen stone, trundle about the court and convince ANYONE to pay her as a coach.


Sixteen stone? How many cubits per hogshead is that?
 
2012-11-26 08:29:20 AM
I spent my twenties with a pack a day habit, mainlining espresso, downing mini-thins and drinking Yukon Jack and Jim Beam to even things out.

At 27 even I didn't look that rough.
 
2012-11-26 08:34:53 AM

smells_like_meat: Ridden hard and put away wet. My wife is 60 and looks younger.


I need some eye bleach any pics to share??
 
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