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(The Sun)   Seventy-two-year-old man dumps 69-year-old wife for smoking hot 27-year-old tennis coach (w/pics)   (img.thesun.co.uk) divider line 217
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2012-11-26 02:59:20 AM
Arthur...your girlfriend! WOOF!

27? More like 45.
 
2012-11-26 03:01:09 AM

red5ish: Aside from his reprehensible behavior (dumping his wife of nearly 50 years) he also has questionable taste.
How does this deserve the Hero tag?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-26 03:02:29 AM
Love = 0
 
2012-11-26 03:02:30 AM
No way that's 27. Hell, I'm not even sure that's 57.
 
2012-11-26 03:02:49 AM
Trust me, the older you get, the hotter young looks. When you're a 80 year old geezer she'll look hot to you too.
 
2012-11-26 03:05:38 AM
Hero tag, subby? Aren't we in an extremely trollish mood today.


It's fairly evident that this fellow has made two mistakes-the more serious one being that his paramour appears to be...Ian McDiarmid in drag.
 
2012-11-26 03:06:29 AM
BLINK

Umm.

Gosh.
 
2012-11-26 03:10:05 AM
27 is obviously a transposition error.
 
2012-11-26 03:13:47 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Makh: Wow, they do look related.

Related? They look like they're the same Goddamn person. What the fark?

I only know of two other couples that look so freakishly similar; one pair are full siblings and the other is Todd Akin and his wife.


I thought they looked alike.Perhaps she is uncomfortable in the pics but she doesn't appear to be agile enough to be a tennis coach.
Eww, old man nutsack.
 
2012-11-26 03:14:33 AM

quatchi: Smoking hot you say, Subby?

*arches eyebrow*

Well Fark has steered me wrong before with those words many times before but my faith in humanities essential goodness will not be denied.

*click*

Fark you Subby.

Fark you sooooo hard.

Now the mental image of those two farking will leave a stain on the inside of my skull that will never come out without copious quantities of mindbleach and alcohol.

/Begins to realize just why Charlie Brown let Lucy trick him with that football so many times.


"Smokin' hot" on Fark is code for "burn it with fire". You should know this.
 
2012-11-26 03:15:07 AM
I've seen some inappropriate uses of tags at Fark and this is no different.

How about a bit more peer-review of tags beforehand.

This guy is dumping his wife - he's no hero. He's just a douche for doing that to his wife in the manner he did.
 
2012-11-26 03:15:45 AM
Forget the sex offender registry. There needs to be an offensive sex registry.
 
2012-11-26 03:15:53 AM

Arthur Jumbles: That's a hard 27..... downgrade.


Welp, I see this was covered. Nothing further to discuss here.
 
2012-11-26 03:17:13 AM

doglover: 50 year age gap? Nasty.


Neither reading nor math are your strong suits, are they? (72 - 27 = 45)
It was his first wedding that was 50 years old.
 
2012-11-26 03:20:57 AM
That woman is ten years younger than I am and looks ten years older.

Her husband doesn't look at all bad for his age; you'd never guess they were 45 years apart.
 
2012-11-26 03:22:10 AM
He's got Tim Curry's eyes from those two episodes of Criminal Minds.

Go on, try and deny it.
 
2012-11-26 03:27:30 AM

2 Replies: doglover: 50 year age gap? Nasty.

Neither reading nor math are your strong suits, are they? (72 - 27 = 45)
It was his first wedding that was 50 years old.


Because that extra five years makes the thought of them bumping uglies less horrific? I didn't read the article because I wanted to eat lunch today and there's no amount of tactful journalistic euphemisms that can distract from the fact they hit the sack together in a sea of beige wrinkly pulsation.
 
2012-11-26 03:28:13 AM
Hmmm. "The Sun". "Smoking Hot". This is going to be a nightmare. (clicks link). I've seen worse, but pretty much what I expected...

/Stop using keywords. You ruin the surprise...
 
2012-11-26 03:28:15 AM
Their ages are palindromes.

/got nothing
//are we done with the "smokin' hot" description being used on uggos yet?
//drunk
 
2012-11-26 03:30:11 AM
Yeech. Looks like Mr Bean in drag.
 
2012-11-26 03:32:00 AM
Arthur Jumbles: That's a hard 27..... downgrade.

I'm turning 36 soon and suddenly feel a lot better about myself.
 
2012-11-26 03:36:43 AM
she must have a rather strong fore arm
 
2012-11-26 03:37:07 AM
Butterface (-20). Nevertheless apparently has those pillowy, squishy heavy hangers (+10). Good on yer, old man.
 
2012-11-26 03:41:31 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Well, how bad can a 27 year-old tennis coach be?

Clicks.

Yikes! DOUBLE FAULT!


Meh. I've had worse. And enjoyed the ride.

Pro tip: less attractive women try harder.
 
2012-11-26 03:43:30 AM
Good lord. How hideous is his wife if that's an upgrade? It must be like looking into the Ark of the Covenant.
 
2012-11-26 03:45:32 AM

zombiegoat: Their ages are palindromes.

/got nothing
//are we done with the "smokin' hot" description being used on uggos yet?
//drunk


Their ages are not palindromes.
 
2012-11-26 03:45:48 AM
Think about this.. she "dolled" herself up for that picture too
 
2012-11-26 03:47:13 AM

doglover: Forget the sex offender registry. There needs to be an offensive sex registry.


So just keep a record of all Fark handles?
 
2012-11-26 03:49:22 AM
this story is as phony as Dear Abby and Penthouse Forum letters. The only thing not made up is the photos. And I aint too sure about them, either.
 
2012-11-26 03:51:15 AM
I am 42 and my wife is 27, and I do not think my wife will look as old as that slag when she is 50.

So much for wank in the wee small hours.
 
2012-11-26 03:52:31 AM
Another Sun article exactly like every other. A series of the same staged photographs with a completely fabricated story to accompany them.
 
2012-11-26 03:52:56 AM
Wow. What.

An.

Asshole.

I feel pretty sorry for his (ex)wife. Imagine being ditched like that in the last stretch of your life after so freakin long.

And apparently, someone begs to be thrown to new lows with his use of the 'Hero' tag.
 
2012-11-26 03:53:24 AM
Hero tag? Is the Dumbass tag on vacation?
 
2012-11-26 03:55:17 AM
"Smoking hot" huh? Young and fair - there that's a better description. ;)
 
2012-11-26 03:59:48 AM

doglover: Forget the sex offender registry. There needs to be an offensive sex registry.


Seconded.
 
2012-11-26 04:03:36 AM

doglover: Forget the sex offender registry. There needs to be an offensive sex registry.


Somebody get this man a beer.
 
2012-11-26 04:04:26 AM

krackpipe: Butterface (-20). Nevertheless apparently has those pillowy, squishy heavy hangers (+10). Good on yer, old man.


butterface? he looks in better condition.
 
2012-11-26 04:04:31 AM
I'd like to make a tennis joke but all I can come up with is fuzzy yellow balls cause her to make a racket.
 
HBK
2012-11-26 04:06:49 AM
72/2 + 7 = 43.
27
This woman is too young for that man. The math has spoken.
 
2012-11-26 04:07:12 AM
He just gets off on her age, certainly not her looks. I'm sure he's always thinking along the lines of "when I was 55, she was only 17" mmmm mmmm...and he knows he'll never see her when she is his ex-wife's age. Lucky for him, because she will resemble a troll at that age.
 
2012-11-26 04:11:42 AM
What a desirable Sarah Douglas looks like:


www.librarising.com
 
2012-11-26 04:17:08 AM
She's 27? What's that in people years?
 
2012-11-26 04:20:14 AM

FatherChaos: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 492x589]


i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-26 04:25:59 AM
Even aside from the fact that she is NOT hot, she looks just like him. Weird. And I'm pretty open-minded, but 72 on 27 seems reeeeal creepy. And I can't help but feel bad for his wife of fifty farking years. They got married as college age kids, raised children together, and stayed together for decades after the kids were grown, and now he kicks her to the curb over some worn out-looking chick with severe daddy issues? Yeah, that'll last. And I'm sure his 40-something kids will just love their new 20-something stepmom. "Hero" my arse. His kids are going to distance themselves and side with their mom, she's going to kick him to the curb once she finds a new old man, and he's going to find himself alone and ostracized-- and he'll deserve it.
 
2012-11-26 04:33:07 AM

PreMortem: "Smoking Hot" on Fark, when will I learn...


Especially when attached to a Mail Online link.... the thing is... sometimes... and I use the term loosely.... they actually are cute. That's what keeps me clicking the damn link, because MAYBE subby might not be lying... but 90% of the time it's an ugly troll.
 
2012-11-26 04:33:32 AM
Alright Sun, out with it. What's his net worth?
 
2012-11-26 04:37:04 AM

styckx: If I'm still pulling anything close to that at 72 I'll be happy.. fark all the haters dudes 72 and not giving a fark like he should be.. Good on him.


I don't think its about him being able to hit it... it's more to the fact that he left another woman after a bazillion years of marriage. If it was that bad, why did he decide to leave now? Not like he was waiting for the kids to be 18 or anything....

To be honest, he's kind of a douche for leaving her now - should of done it years ago if he wanted to trade in for that younger model.

But karma might equalize this out and she might trade him in next year when the publicity and fad wears off...
 
2012-11-26 04:40:22 AM

vrax: FatherChaos: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 492x589]


Don't you ever farking post that again.

Please.
/shudders and gags
 
HBK
2012-11-26 04:46:14 AM

publikenemy: He just gets off on her age, certainly not her looks. I'm sure he's always thinking along the lines of "when I was 55, she was only 17" mmmm mmmm...and he knows he'll never see her when she is his ex-wife's age. Lucky for him, because she will resemble a troll at that age.


I like how you depicted the old man as being terrible at math. It made the comment hilarious. shiatty old bastard sucks at math.
 
2012-11-26 04:58:05 AM
Also, 100 posts and not one of the following? I am disappoint.

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
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