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(The Sun)   Seventy-two-year-old man dumps 69-year-old wife for smoking hot 27-year-old tennis coach (w/pics)   (img.thesun.co.uk) divider line 217
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2012-11-25 11:28:34 PM
That's a hard 27..... downgrade.
 
2012-11-25 11:31:32 PM
50 year age gap? Nasty.
 
2012-11-25 11:33:54 PM
Similarities in their facial structure would lead me to think that she's his secret daughter or granddaughter.
 
2012-11-25 11:43:50 PM
I'll grant that its an upgrade but... Woof.
 
2012-11-25 11:44:04 PM
Well, how bad can a 27 year-old tennis coach be?

Clicks.

Yikes! DOUBLE FAULT!
 
2012-11-25 11:53:11 PM
They say love is blind and apparently so is Arthur
 
2012-11-25 11:56:13 PM
That is not 27.
More like 37.
 
2012-11-25 11:59:34 PM
27... Earth years?
 
2012-11-26 12:07:15 AM
Can you imagine how smoking hot she would be if she didn't get regular exercise?
 
2012-11-26 12:11:30 AM
Smoking hot you say, Subby?

*arches eyebrow*

Well Fark has steered me wrong before with those words many times before but my faith in humanities essential goodness will not be denied.

*click*

Fark you Subby.

Fark you sooooo hard.

Now the mental image of those two farking will leave a stain on the inside of my skull that will never come out without copious quantities of mindbleach and alcohol.

/Begins to realize just why Charlie Brown let Lucy trick him with that football so many times.
 
2012-11-26 12:12:34 AM
She looks like his granddaughter.

I'd hit it.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-26 12:13:15 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Can you imagine how smoking hot she would be if she didn't get regular exercise?


Thread over man. Thread over!
 
2012-11-26 12:24:29 AM
I know plenty of people in their mid to late 20s. Kind of comes with being a grad student. She looks at least 10 years older than them. Hell, I know a woman in her mid-30s who looks younger than her.
 
2012-11-26 12:36:45 AM
"Smoking Hot" on Fark, when will I learn...



NEVAA!
 
2012-11-26 12:37:11 AM

make me some tea: She looks like his granddaughter grandson in drag.

I'd hit it.

[i.imgur.com image 571x640]

 
2012-11-26 12:40:32 AM
Ridden hard and put away wet. My wife is 60 and looks younger.
 
2012-11-26 12:41:10 AM

GAT_00: I know plenty of people in their mid to late 20s. Kind of comes with being a grad student. She looks at least 10 years older than them. Hell, I know a woman in her mid-30s who looks younger than her.


I know women in their mid 40s who look younger than her.
 
2012-11-26 12:58:32 AM
Wow, they do look related.
 
2012-11-26 02:35:41 AM
That's a man baby!
 
2012-11-26 02:35:56 AM
Honestly, she looks like an old woman with a bad dye job.
 
2012-11-26 02:37:49 AM
I'm not a feminist but I have a hard time using the word 'hero' to describe a man who leaves his wife, especially if they'd been married for that long.
 
2012-11-26 02:38:48 AM
Y'know what? He looks my age (56) and she looks twice her age, which would make her 54.

So, not so gross, eh?
 
2012-11-26 02:39:47 AM
British hot.
 
2012-11-26 02:40:15 AM

Makh: Wow, they do look related.


Related? They look like they're the same Goddamn person. What the fark?

I only know of two other couples that look so freakishly similar; one pair are full siblings and the other is Todd Akin and his wife.
 
2012-11-26 02:40:35 AM
i will just say how about no and move along now.
 
2012-11-26 02:40:50 AM
is it just one sunny who posts these "smoking hot" sun links? If so, would admins reveal him/her so that we may beat them?
 
2012-11-26 02:41:04 AM
So infidelity warrants a hero tag?

/fark needs a douche tag
 
2012-11-26 02:42:21 AM
She looks pretty good for 27 stone.

/Wait, what?
 
2012-11-26 02:45:23 AM

gh0strid3r: So infidelity warrants a hero tag?

/fark needs a douche tag


Agreed. That or a warning tag for all the gold diggers out there. Not only may your husband dump your ass for a younger woman, he may even do it for someone ugly.
 
2012-11-26 02:45:59 AM
It's not the age, it's the mileage.
 
2012-11-26 02:46:03 AM
Sarah Douglas?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Douglas

Or Sara Douglass?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sara_Douglass
 
2012-11-26 02:46:08 AM
If I'm still pulling anything close to that at 72 I'll be happy.. fark all the haters dudes 72 and not giving a fark like he should be.. Good on him.
 
2012-11-26 02:46:39 AM

smells_like_meat: Ridden hard and put away wet. My wife is 60 and looks younger.


good on you, mate!
 
2012-11-26 02:46:58 AM
I bet that cost him some money.
 
2012-11-26 02:47:56 AM

styckx: If I'm still pulling anything close to that at 72 I'll be happy.. fark all the haters dudes 72 and not giving a fark like he should be.. Good on him.


Except that he's a disloyal douchebag arseclown, but hey, you can aspire to whatever low you want.
 
2012-11-26 02:48:08 AM
27 years old? She looks like a beat 50 year old.
 
2012-11-26 02:48:40 AM
Sun link.

SCANNING FOR: "Smoking hot"

FOUND 1 MATCH

WARNING! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!
 
2012-11-26 02:48:50 AM

Arthur Jumbles: That's a hard 27...


Well, they do say female tennis players peak at 15.
 
2012-11-26 02:49:28 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-26 02:50:04 AM
Tennis coach at a retirement center?
 
2012-11-26 02:50:57 AM
I can't figure out who got the raw deal here, her or him? What a racket.
 
2012-11-26 02:51:37 AM
Seventy-two-year-old man dumps 69-year-old wife for smoking hot 27-year-old tennis coach...

...who then dumps 72-year old hubby for 19-year old soccer player from nearby park.
 
2012-11-26 02:51:55 AM
Aside from his reprehensible behavior (dumping his wife of nearly 50 years) he also has questionable taste.
How does this deserve the Hero tag?
 
2012-11-26 02:52:26 AM
whatever, it's his life. But that isn't hero at all....unless subbarstic?

My opinion....you been with your wife this long. She ain't gonna find a new one except at the nursing home. Go have your fling. Be discrete. But why fark over your wife at that age?
 
2012-11-26 02:54:01 AM
Major Hooters.

/Major Tom Hooters, USAF, at your service.
 
2012-11-26 02:56:05 AM
hero ? i wont read the thread or click teh link but neg one.
 
2012-11-26 02:57:40 AM
My partner is 38, and looks easily 15 years younger than that hideous creature. That is a bog-troll, your actual mythical bush-pig. I mean I'm 44 and if I stood next to her people would think she was my mum or something. Christ.

I never post in these threads but there IS a limit.
 
2012-11-26 02:58:33 AM
No no no no no no no no no

/yes
 
2012-11-26 02:58:57 AM
Yes, let's all make fun of HER looks.

She does appear to have a sad though.
 
2012-11-26 02:59:01 AM
Yeah, I don't remember any firefighters saying anything about that, in fact quite the opposite. If you want to make a point try doing it cogently.
 
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