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(LA Times)   Don't you hate it when passersby stop you on the highway to tell you there's a man in your windshield? Yeah, me too   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line 14
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2012-11-25 10:40:15 PM
7 votes:
heh, fark's got jokes!
i50.tinypic.com
2012-11-25 10:29:19 PM
2 votes:
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
2012-11-25 10:12:51 PM
2 votes:
Hey lady, thanks for the ride!
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-11-25 06:52:36 PM
2 votes:
Don't you hate it when passersby stop you on the highway to tell you there's a man in your windshield[?]

Yeah, then I can no longer plead ignorance.

Officer: "Sir, did you know you had a bloody corpse half on the hood and half in the passenger seat?"

Me: "No, off- off- officer, I had no idea."

Officer: "I understand. Easy to miss but you really should pay more attention to the right side of the car. Let me pull the body out and you can go."

Sweat-soaked, panting jogger: "Officer, I yelled at him a mile back saying he had a dead woman in his windshield and he laughed and drove away."

Officer: "Busted! You knew, and that makes it hit-and-run."
2012-11-26 04:02:38 AM
1 votes:

Happy Hours: WaffleStomper: If she had been stopped a few minutes before most of the farkers on here would have been screaming about how awful MADD is. Carry on.

You have to have something more wrong with you than just being drunk to drive along with a dead person on your windshield.


"Magoo, you've done it again!"
2012-11-26 12:16:27 AM
1 votes:
Wilkins, whose blood-alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit, told officers she was coming home from work, Watt said.

They call that 'instant justice.'
2012-11-25 10:49:16 PM
1 votes:
When I first went off to college, my dad told me "Son, if you've gotta kill someone, make sure you do it with your car". Took me almost an entire semester to realize what he meant.
2012-11-25 10:48:44 PM
1 votes:
Was another case a few years ago if i remember right, where 2 guys were driving in one car, drunk, and one dude leaned out to puke, and got his head lopped off by a support wire to a telephone pole or something of that nature. Anywho...his drunk friend doesn't notice that the guy is missing about a foot or so above the shoulders, and drives home and goes to bed. Some guy was walking with his son? And saw the headless corpse hanging out the window.
2012-11-25 10:30:10 PM
1 votes:
nevermind..found it

Link
2012-11-25 10:28:20 PM
1 votes:
Hmmm..wasn't there a case a few years ago where some nurse was driving and hit a homeless guy, and he was stuck in her windshield? Then she drove home, parked the car in the garage, and let the guy sit there stuck for 3 days until he died? Anyone remember this story?
2012-11-25 10:27:12 PM
1 votes:
i15.photobucket.com
2012-11-25 10:19:09 PM
1 votes:
She hit it.

Like the angry fist of God.
2012-11-25 10:13:56 PM
1 votes:

ZAZ: Don't you hate it when passersby stop you on the highway to tell you there's a man in your windshield[?]

Yeah, then I can no longer plead ignorance.

Officer: "Sir, did you know you had a bloody corpse half on the hood and half in the passenger seat?"

Me: "No, off- off- officer, I had no idea."

Officer: "I understand. Easy to miss but you really should pay more attention to the right side of the car. Let me pull the body out and you can go."

Sweat-soaked, panting jogger: "Officer, I yelled at him a mile back saying he had a dead woman in his windshield and he laughed and drove away."

Officer: "Busted! You knew, and that makes it hit-and-run."


Is it really hit and run though? Sounds more like hit and carry.
2012-11-25 10:12:10 PM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

Mayhem is everywhere.
 
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