ZAZ: Don't you hate it when passersby stop you on the highway to tell you there's a man in your windshield[?]Yeah, then I can no longer plead ignorance.Officer: "Sir, did you know you had a bloody corpse half on the hood and half in the passenger seat?"Me: "No, off- off- officer, I had no idea."Officer: "I understand. Easy to miss but you really should pay more attention to the right side of the car. Let me pull the body out and you can go."Sweat-soaked, panting jogger: "Officer, I yelled at him a mile back saying he had a dead woman in his windshield and he laughed and drove away."Officer: "Busted! You knew, and that makes it hit-and-run."
Shadyman: I saw this episode of CSI already.
Trafficguy2000: Hey lady, thanks for the ride!
Bit'O'Gristle: Hmmm..wasn't there a case a few years ago where some nurse was driving and hit a homeless guy, and he was stuck in her windshield? Then she drove home, parked the car in the garage, and let the guy sit there stuck for 3 days until he died? Anyone remember this story?
Red Shirt Blues: Shadyman: I saw this episode of CSI already.Which was based on this actual case...rot in hell Chante Jawan MallardLink
you are a puppet: Trafficguy2000: Hey lady, thanks for the ride!Thanks for the ride lady!
So believable they made a movie about it back in 2007. The movie bonus is Mena Suvari gets nekkid.
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Vector R: Bit'O'Gristle: Hmmm..wasn't there a case a few years ago where some nurse was driving and hit a homeless guy, and he was stuck in her windshield? Then she drove home, parked the car in the garage, and let the guy sit there stuck for 3 days until he died? Anyone remember this story?This wasn't hard to find, as mercifully it doesn't happen too often.
skinink: So believable they made a movie about it back in 2007. The movie bonus is Mena Suvari gets nekkid.[ecx.images-amazon.com image 353x500]
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Red Shirt Blues: Shadyman: I saw this episode of CSI already.Which was based on this actual case...rot in hell Chante Jawan Mallard Link
Bit'O'Gristle: Was another case a few years ago if i remember right, where 2 guys were driving in one car, drunk, and one dude leaned out to puke, and got his head lopped off by a support wire to a telephone pole or something of that nature. Anywho...his drunk friend doesn't notice that the guy is missing about a foot or so above the shoulders, and drives home and goes to bed. Some guy was walking with his son? And saw the headless corpse hanging out the window.
Aces and Eights: Here it is:Georgian drives with headless friendMon 30 August, 2004 15:47ATLANTA (Reuters) - A Georgia man who drove home with a friend's headless body after a truck accident then went to bed while the remains dangled out the window faces charges including vehicular homicide and drunk driving, police say.John Hutcherson, covered in blood and visibly inebriated, was arrested in bed on Sunday morning after a local resident out on a stroll observed a headless, bloody body hanging out of the 21-year-old man's truck, Cobb County police said.Hutcherson was due to make an initial court appearance on Monday.Police said that Hutcherson and his friend, identified as Francis Brohm, 23, were returning from a bar outside Atlanta early Sunday morning when their black 1992 Chevrolet Z-71 pickup hit a curb near a telephone pole.Brohm, partially outside the window at the time, was decapitated by a guide wire on the telephone pole, according to police, who recovered his head at the crash site. "Alcohol is believed to be a contributing factor," police said.
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