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(Some Guy)   Little kids sing, record own CDs; hillarity ensues   ( divider line
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5426 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Nov 2001 at 1:25 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-21 01:27:22 PM  
Too bad the hilarity doesn't ensue on Fark today.
2001-11-21 01:28:45 PM  
submit some good stuff then
2001-11-21 01:31:47 PM  
I'm sure there are plenty of people that have been submitting "good" stuff today. It's simply that only the crap has been let through.
2001-11-21 01:31:52 PM  
something's ensuing..... but it's not hilarity.

More along the lines of: "oh. wow. Yawn"
2001-11-21 01:38:11 PM  
Man, that shiat is bad.

And quit complining that FARK is dull and boring. If you don't like it go to YAHOO and quit your biatching.
2001-11-21 01:38:18 PM  
Made it 30 seconds into "Little Dinosaur". Gag.
2001-11-21 01:42:28 PM  
2001-11-21 01:44:42 PM  
FARK sucks... :)
2001-11-21 01:45:10 PM  
this sullies the good name of retarded.
2001-11-21 01:48:22 PM  
They took a rilly rilly bad song -- "We Are the World" -- and somehow made it worse.
2001-11-21 01:48:55 PM  
When they cover some Deicide or Slayer and I will be impressed.
2001-11-21 01:49:49 PM  
Dude, this thing rocks!! \m/ \m/
2001-11-21 01:51:06 PM  
I find something disturbgin about cowgirl. The girl says she's a boy and sometimes boys sit what? poop?
2001-11-21 01:51:35 PM  
Too bad fark has been in the crapper all day. The only thing that would have made me feel better was if something fell on the kids and killed them.
2001-11-21 01:54:13 PM  
Whatever happened to the CD made by retards?

You better watch out or the in_sects will get you.
2001-11-21 01:57:37 PM  
Hey Fb-, I've been wondering for a while now, does the "FB" stand for "Flame Bait?"
2001-11-21 01:59:33 PM  
Wasn't there some album recorded by some "special" kids? I remember one of the songs was about a beloved car or something. Anyone know what Im talking about?

Holy crap is the audio quality bad on this.
2001-11-21 02:03:19 PM  
Its not the audio quality,those kids just sing like shiat.
2001-11-21 02:06:31 PM  
Spiders will come after youuuuuuuuuuuu.
2001-11-21 02:18:20 PM  
Better than Creed.
2001-11-21 02:26:35 PM  
they said that the kids could show you their age on their fingers... but dee (who is all alone) is 12 SO...

either dee is a genetic freak, or the people who made the site are just as stupid as the kids who contributed to it.
2001-11-21 02:29:45 PM  
Isn't this how Hanson got started?
2001-11-21 02:31:31 PM  
The extra "L" in hilarity must be for "losers"
2001-11-21 02:32:57 PM  
"Wasn't there some album recorded by some "special" kids? I remember one of the songs was about a beloved car or something. Anyone know what Im talking about?"

I know what you're talking about, but I'm at work now and don't have time to look it up. You might look up Adam Parfrey on the net.
Adam Parfrey (of Amok Press and Feral House Publishing fame) heard that album and in a fit of inspiration formed a punk rock band called The 'Tards. They turned out similar music and received a great deal of hatred and hostility for it.
2001-11-21 02:33:56 PM  
Girls with Attitude

Here's another mind blowingly terrible kid band. Oye..
2001-11-21 02:36:45 PM  
Why the fark do people think their goddamn kids are so cute when they annoy people.

"Oh look dear, there's our cute little child running across the dancefloor at this formal wedding reception! Take a picture."

"Oh listen to this, honey. Little Lisa is singing a song. Let's start a website and share this moment with the world!"


2001-11-21 02:37:59 PM  
Did anyone else mistake first grad funk for something else? Or was it just me.
2001-11-21 02:45:53 PM  
I don't want to hear kids singing about anything. Ed McMahon is responsible for some of this.
2001-11-21 02:49:30 PM  
You mean the "Kids from Widney High"? I believe they're listed on
2001-11-21 02:50:17 PM  
Almost as good as "The Kids of Widney High"
2001-11-21 02:52:37 PM  
When I was a kid we did stuff like this at school (we learned some song about a dancing elephant in spanish and I was always jealous of the kid who got to have the tambourine) - I don't know how my parents put up with it.

Maybe when you have kids a latent "obnoxious/cute" gene kicks in that makes you like this stuff....

"Uno Elefante, que something-or-other...."
2001-11-21 02:55:56 PM  
man...that "little dinosaur" song was actually pretty damn cool...especially for a 3rd grader. I bet most of you naysayers were still crapping your pants when you were 8.
2001-11-21 03:17:11 PM  
This reminds me of Big Poo Generator.
2001-11-21 03:41:43 PM  
"HOLY farkING shiat!"
2001-11-21 04:23:59 PM  
Reason number 1 to not tell your kids that they can do anything they want.
2001-11-21 04:48:16 PM  
Christ, is there going to be ONE farking decent article today?
2001-11-21 04:49:31 PM  
oh, im sorry there was that article stating that UNC is now 0-2 hahahahahah I was ROLLING on the farking floor
2001-11-21 05:32:17 PM  
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2001-11-21 05:34:21 PM  
... terrific site for rug rats and caretakers of rug rats ... hmmmm ... maybe not even for them.
2001-11-21 06:03:42 PM  
Yeah laugh it up.. It's all fun & games until someone has a farking cross fall on them.
2001-11-21 06:10:42 PM  
Real Audio sucks
2001-11-21 07:09:41 PM  
little kids singing "we are the world" is farking
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2001-11-21 07:30:06 PM  
Not included in the regular CD is the Bonus CD with hits like!!!!

1.) "Yes, my step-dad touches me there.."
2.) "They told me to tell because drugs are bad now I live in a home and they all touch me there.."
3.) "Mommy, Daddy. The principle suspened me cause I prayed!"
4.) "Here are the new words I learned on the bus."
5.) "I got in trouble looking the girls bathroom but they let me play all day in the mens bathroom."
6.) "I thought it was hot so teacher let me take off all my clothes after school."
7.) "Daddy told me to suck it up after the bully broken my nose."
8.) "Daddy told me to beat everyone up because he beats me and calls me pansy."
9.) "I don't like school so I made myself fall and I sued"
10.) "The teachers ate all our lunch and candy."
11.) "Teacher taught us being married is wrong."
12.) "Sue got a eraser stuck today."
13.) "Billy always has a brown finger.."
14.) "Teach taught me to eat cl1t (girls chorus) suck d1ck (boys chorus).."
15.) "But stevey brought his gun today.."
16.) "Why are all teachers so dumb?"
2001-11-21 08:31:43 PM  
"Hot Dog Hell!"
"Hot Dog Hell!"

Old Skull

Kings of Kiddie Punk
2001-11-21 10:06:16 PM  
this is the greatest record ever!
far better than most music on the radio these days.
I'd rather be recording a bunch of kids than waiting for Fark to put a good article so I can impress you all with my witty comments and my mediocre photoshop abilities.
2001-11-22 01:29:35 AM  

"i'm a cowgirl"
what the fark is this shiat?!@?!?!?!!?#$
2001-11-22 01:51:10 AM  
In "Little Dinosaur", the guy sounds like Hayden. If he was a little kid. And really bad.

He sounds so bored. I laugh.
2001-11-22 09:59:04 AM  
Bah! It doesn't beat the Kids of Widney High! lol

- AChimp
The Daily Bull
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