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(The Sun)   "Terminator studies" to take place at Cambridge University. Come with me if you want to pass   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 20
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2012-11-25 09:17:17 PM
Will it teach me where to get the Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range?

Because I've wanted one of those for 25 years.
 
2012-11-25 09:28:03 PM
Now that the fight against Skynet is out of the hands of crazy amateurs, let's hope there is a chance to stop the global meltdown next month.
 
2012-11-25 09:43:08 PM
Centre for the Study of Existential Risk

Centre for the Study of Existential Risk

Centre for the Study of Existential Risk

You want fries with that?

No thanks, it's all just so goddamned meaningless.

""My favourite word is existentialism. I don't know what it means, but it sounds good and I try to use it as often as possible." -- Geri Halliwell
 
2012-11-25 09:51:27 PM
Will it teach me where to get one of these?
i1125.photobucket.com
Because I've wanted one of these since I was 15. 

/Fappity, fap fap!
 
2012-11-25 10:07:28 PM

axeeugene: Will it teach me where to get the Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range?

Because I've wanted one of those for 25 years.


Just what you see, pal.
 
2012-11-25 10:21:39 PM

axeeugene: Will it teach me where to get the Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range?


Hey, just what you see, pal.
 
2012-11-25 10:27:02 PM
At any real range, wouldn't plasma generated with only 40 watts feel roughly like a blow dryer?
 
2012-11-25 10:28:13 PM
I remember when he was simply known as "Martin" Rees.

So.

Proud.

;* |
 
2012-11-25 10:29:22 PM

Mister Peejay: axeeugene: Will it teach me where to get the Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range?


Hey, just what you see, pal.


Uzi 9 mm.
 
2012-11-25 11:03:37 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Will it teach me where to get one of these?
[i1125.photobucket.com image 708x1024]
Because I've wanted one of these since I was 15. 

/Fappity, fap fap!


Well played. Then again, I didna expect less from you. : )
Nice headline, subby.
 
2012-11-25 11:14:53 PM

Boojum2k: At any real range, wouldn't plasma generated with only 40 watts feel roughly like a blow dryer?


Assuming watt = watt-hour, a microsecond burst would hurt quite a bit.
 
2012-11-25 11:33:58 PM

Silverstaff: Mister Peejay: axeeugene: Will it teach me where to get the Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range?


Hey, just what you see, pal.

Uzi 9 mm.


Don't forget the laser sighting.
 
2012-11-26 12:01:24 AM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Will it teach me where to get one of these?
[i1125.photobucket.com image 708x1024]
Because I've wanted one of these since I was 15. 

/Fappity, fap fap!


No, that would just cause the entire class to be cancelled...
 
2012-11-26 01:19:56 AM

Silverstaff: Mister Peejay: axeeugene: Will it teach me where to get the Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range?


Hey, just what you see, pal.

Uzi 9 mm.


45 Long slide, with lazeah siting.
 
2012-11-26 02:33:36 AM
Class 1, lesson 1.

If you inadvertently create a sentient AI that is plugged in to EVERY war machine at your countries disposal. The correct course of action is to say "Hello!" and not "Unplug it!". It may well perceive your attempts to curtail a possible problem and come to terms with what you've created as an attack on itself...

Class dismissed.
 
2012-11-26 02:54:13 AM
Class 2 , level one :
Good afternoon, class.
The lesson is about how one can disable any T unit with improvised weapons.
Step number one is to have access to heavy machinery, and the ability to operate that.
This should have been covered in Professor Handies' guide and classes in advanced mechanical.
It was a prerequisite tap tap tap.
/all i got unless i write like 5 pages
 
2012-11-26 03:55:35 AM

alienated: Class 2 , level one :
Good afternoon, class.
The lesson is about how one can disable any T unit with improvised weapons.
Step number one is to have access to heavy machinery, and the ability to operate that.
This should have been covered in Professor Handies' guide and classes in advanced mechanical.
It was a prerequisite tap tap tap.
/all i got unless i write like 5 pages


Hydrogen fuel cells and IED creation for beginners starts in 10min dude... get a shuffle on!
 
2012-11-26 05:15:44 AM
www.fairfaxunderground.com
 
2012-11-26 06:08:41 AM

rocky_howard: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Will it teach me where to get one of these?
[i1125.photobucket.com image 708x1024]
Because I've wanted one of these since I was 15. 

/Fappity, fap fap!

No, that would just cause the entire class to be cancelled...


Took me a second, but I finally got the joke...

/ cruel, but I still laughed..
 
2012-11-26 12:15:33 PM
GET TO DA CLASSROOM ! GO, GO NOW !
 
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