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(ESPN)   Win only one national championship in four years? That's a firin'   (espn.go.com) divider line 56
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2012-11-25 09:16:46 PM
Worst season since 1950? That's a firin'.
 
2012-11-25 09:22:31 PM
They went 0-8 in conference. Subby is stupid
 
2012-11-25 09:27:32 PM
the administration decided to cut the players' salaries. what was coach chizik supposed to do about that?
 
2012-11-25 09:28:12 PM
C"mon!! They were only outscored 150-21 in their last 3 games. I think he deserves a raise.
 
2012-11-25 09:31:16 PM
It's not like they're the worst team in the SEC West. Wait, yes they are.

Subtard is a subtard.
 
2012-11-25 09:32:04 PM
Win? Hell, everyone knows they cheated to get there. I mean, they've cheated in every single decade they've played football, and they're cheating NOW (but it is not bringing success).

So I mean, I GUESS that's a win.

All in all, it was worth buying Cam Newton's dad and paying off SEC administrators not to suspend Nick Fairley for the season for his recurrent actions. Sure, Gene lost his job after these guys left, but they WERE something. Oregon wishes their cheating would bring such success. Of course, other SEC cheaters are still not jealous of Allbarn.
 
2012-11-25 09:32:54 PM
no2minutewarning.com
 
2012-11-25 09:39:05 PM
In a shocking turn of events, he's not a very good coach. ISU was bad right before, during, and after he was there.

Auburn was bad right before, during, and probably right after he was there, too.

The only good season this guy has ever had as head coach was the year he had one of the best college players of the past 10 years as his QB along with a top draft pick on the defensive line.

And, even then, they almost threw away half a dozen games during that season.
 
2012-11-25 09:56:29 PM

animesucks: the administration decided to cut the players' salaries. what was coach chizik supposed to do about that?


Water, all over keyboards
 
2012-11-25 10:03:56 PM
Win only one national championship in four years because of Cam Newton? That's a firin'

Chizik is 24-38 (going back to ISU days) without Cam Newton. He's the worst coach ever to win a national championship. That being said, I'm sure Tennessee will be dumb enough to hire him.
 
2012-11-25 10:05:59 PM
He should stick to acting, he was great in Caddyshack.
 
2012-11-25 10:13:03 PM
That's what happens when you blow your whole payroll on one player and draw attention to yourself, suddenly you can't take care of the rest and the recruits stop coming and instead go to Alabama, where they are much more discreet in their payouts.
 
2012-11-25 10:18:44 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
"You got two years?"
 
2012-11-25 10:27:21 PM
Don't feel too bad for him as he will be getting a check for $208,334 every month for the next 36 months.
 
2012-11-25 10:27:31 PM
Let's see:

5-19 at Iowa State
19-19 at Auburn without Cam.
3-9 (0-8 SEC) this season despite back-to-back-to-back Top Ten recruiting classes.

Yeah, I can see it.
 
2012-11-25 10:43:31 PM
Chizik has an extremely punchable face.
 
2012-11-25 10:45:59 PM

puffy999: Win? Hell, everyone knows they cheated to get there. I mean, they've cheated in every single decade they've played football, and they're cheating NOW (but it is not bringing success).

So I mean, I GUESS that's a win.

All in all, it was worth buying Cam Newton's dad and paying off SEC administrators not to suspend Nick Fairley for the season for his recurrent actions. Sure, Gene lost his job after these guys left, but they WERE something. Oregon wishes their cheating would bring such success. Of course, other SEC cheaters are still not jealous of Allbarn.


Dan Sheridan? Is that you? Shouldn't you be out finding that "bag man" you've been talking about for over a year now?
 
2012-11-25 10:50:12 PM
Gus was like 'shut up'!
 
2012-11-25 10:50:31 PM
If Chizik had had anything to do with winning that title Subby might have a point, but NCAA investigators say he didn't, luckily for Auburn.
 
2012-11-25 10:52:00 PM
Come to Philly, you can have a job for 14 years and win NO championships!
 
2012-11-25 10:56:31 PM
Maybe Auburn will hire Joker Phillips...
 
2012-11-25 10:56:36 PM
Really subby? did you watch auburn's last game? they could have suited up their mothers and played better.
 
2012-11-25 11:03:39 PM

bulldg4life: ISU was bad right before, during, and after he was there.



I'll actually contradict that a little bit with Iowa State records. Chizik's seasons are in bold:
 
2004: 7-5
2005: 7-5
2006: 4-8
2007: 3-9
2008: 2-10

2009: 7-6
2010: 5-7
2011: 6-7
 
He managed to take what looked like a middling to poor team and make it terrible. It returned to being middling to poor immediately after he left.
 
2012-11-25 11:08:26 PM

star_topology: "You got two years?"


I realize the Venn diagram of Premier League Fans and SEC followers looks a lot like this: 8

But you just made me literally LOL.
 
2012-11-25 11:13:42 PM

rugman11: Let's see:

5-19 at Iowa State
19-19 at Auburn without Cam.
3-9 (0-8 SEC) this season despite back-to-back-to-back Top Ten recruiting classes.

Yeah, I can see it.


So can I and there isn't any excuse for it. With that kind of coaching it makes me really realize that Cam was a goddamn super hero on the field and only Malzahn was doing any coaching. So.....is Mike Leach busy? Might be looking for a new home maybe? Auburn has talent he could make something of all the way down to the WRs. Then we gotta find a defensive guy cause Leach won't give a fark about the defense I don't think.

/Don't laugh at me because it could work.
//Leach only makes 2 mil a year at Wash St
//Totally doable and he can play pirate all up and down the coast.
 
2012-11-25 11:14:00 PM

Gonz: star_topology: "You got two years?"

I realize the Venn diagram of Premier League Fans and SEC college football followers looks a lot like this: 8

But you just made me literally LOL.


FTFY

/I LOL'd too.
 
2012-11-25 11:32:27 PM

rcf1105: He managed to take what looked like a middling to poor team and make it terrible. It returned to being middling to poor immediately after he left.


I did look and see that the previous ISU coach did have success and had a bad season right before he resigned. I was trying to figure out how to word it

So, he made an average team worse while he was there. And, at Auburn, he made great talent mediocre or bad.
 
2012-11-25 11:52:20 PM
Having Cam Newton on your team doesn't make you a good coach....
recruiter maybe
 
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2012-11-26 12:09:59 AM

animesucks: the administration decided to cut the players' salaries. what was coach chizik supposed to do about that?


EOT.
 
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2012-11-26 12:11:24 AM

kilgorn: Having Cam Newton on your team doesn't make you a good coach....
recruiter maybe


that's what college football is about.
 
2012-11-26 12:38:42 AM
Auburn finds out paying players leads to more championships than paying coaches
 
2012-11-26 02:15:45 AM
This will be a nightmare to haunt Auburn football forever - like getting lucky and getting a disease all on one blind date.
 
2012-11-26 02:31:34 AM

animesucks: the administration decided to cut the players' salaries. what was coach chizik supposed to do about that?


We're done here.
 
2012-11-26 02:38:24 AM
It would be pretty awesome if they decide, "Fark it, we know who the real brains behind this operation were" and they hire Gus Malzahn for the head job.
 
2012-11-26 02:56:38 AM
Almost got excited thinking it was Mack Brown. Maybe next week.
 
2012-11-26 05:45:41 AM
I understand John L. Smith is available...
 
2012-11-26 06:57:24 AM
Roll tide!
 
2012-11-26 09:33:31 AM
That's three! Joker, Dooley and Chizik!
 
2012-11-26 09:49:20 AM
Would you rather:
1) Your team wins the NCG and has 1 awesome season, but is bad for years after
2) Your team does well every year with say 9 to 11 wins, with occasional shot at the NCG

We know which way Auburn went.
 
2012-11-26 09:54:12 AM

PluckYew: That's three! Joker, Dooley and Chizik!


And Arkansas officially makes it four. Which, by the way, those were the only four wins against teams outside of the Sun Belt and the SWAC.

And this was a team ranked #12 in the Coaches Poll at one point.
 
2012-11-26 09:56:31 AM

Ball Sack Obama: It's not like they're the worst team in the SEC West. Wait, yes they are.

Subtard is a subtard.


Don't worry, UK will probably hire him.
 
2012-11-26 10:05:37 AM

UNC_Samurai: PluckYew: That's three! Joker, Dooley and Chizik!

And Arkansas officially makes it four. Which, by the way, those were the only four wins against teams outside of the Sun Belt and the SWAC.

And this was a team ranked #12 in the Coaches Poll at one point.


We didn't play Arkansas. We DID beat AU, UT & UK.
 
2012-11-26 10:21:36 AM
Maybe Tuberville can come back.
 
2012-11-26 10:21:56 AM

DaintySavage: They went 0-8 in conference. Subby is stupid


Illinois went 0-8 too. They may fire their bead coach for it too. Though be never won a national championship... or a conference game...
 
2012-11-26 10:41:28 AM

chuggernaught: Would you rather:
1) Your team wins the NCG and has 1 awesome season, but is bad for years after
2) Your team does well every year with say 9 to 11 wins, with occasional shot at the NCG

We know which way Auburn went.


I've been saying for the last two weeks...if Georgia wins 3 (now 2) more games, then I couldn't care less if they went 0-12 next year. Now, I would like them to stop sucking eventually...but I'll take a sucky season or two in return for a NC
 
2012-11-26 10:55:35 AM
Auburn should have given Chizik more time. Four years minimum. Their team is young, same as it has been the last 7 or 8 years.
 
2012-11-26 11:24:32 AM
Farking hate Cheesed1ck.

I was at ISU during the 2 years of his unfortunate stay. He managed to make our lower tier Big 12 team drop into the ranks of pure embarassment.

The worst part was he didn't even seem to care in the least biatchizik and his batshiat crazy wife can suck it.
 
2012-11-26 11:27:50 AM
Danny Hope is available, Auburn fans.
 
2012-11-26 11:32:14 AM
lets hope this doesn't mean he comes to Tennessee. The Vols are bad enough as it is
 
2012-11-26 11:36:22 AM
College football is all bout having the most expensive team on the field without getting caught paying your players. All the big schools do it and everybody knows it but just keep it under the table.
 
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