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(Huffington Post)   Nicki Minaj blames poor album sales on Wal-Mart and Target instead of coming to terms with the fact the only album full of chipmunk voices people want to hear is the Chipmunk Christmas Album, not her CDs   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 143
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2012-11-25 04:14:09 PM
*phew*

I thought I was the only one.

Well, me and the neighborhood dogs.
 
2012-11-25 05:25:23 PM
It's a goddamn re-release. WTF was she expecting?
 
2012-11-25 06:16:53 PM

Lsherm: It's a goddamn re-release. WTF was she expecting?


but, but, but, they remixed the beats that should be worth something!!

/*sarcasm off*
 
2012-11-25 06:23:53 PM
Who?
 
2012-11-25 06:27:19 PM
LOL bitter jealousy hurts huh
 
2012-11-25 06:28:55 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

The Ke$ha of hip hop. That is all.
 
2012-11-25 06:31:25 PM

Apos: The Ke$ha of hip hop. That is all.


Done in 6.

Not a new record but still respectable.

*golf clap*
 
2012-11-25 06:38:09 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-25 06:38:48 PM
Huuuuula hooooop!
 
2012-11-25 06:40:08 PM
wow, that animated gif has the most punchable face I have ever seen. Is that her normal look?
 
2012-11-25 06:41:16 PM

I hate I_Hate_Iowa: [i.imgur.com image 291x320]


Ohio Express, 1968: "Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy / And I feel like loving you"

/Your argument is invalid
 
2012-11-25 06:43:40 PM
 
2012-11-25 06:45:42 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

"We still love you, Nicki!"
 
2012-11-25 06:51:28 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: I hate I_Hate_Iowa: [i.imgur.com image 291x320]

Ohio Express, 1968: "Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy / And I feel like loving you"

/Your argument is invalid


They pretended to be serious musicians?
 
2012-11-25 06:53:41 PM

quatchi: Apos: The Ke$ha of hip hop. That is all.

Done in 6.

Not a new record but still respectable.

*golf clap*


*slight bow* Much appreciated.
 
2012-11-25 06:55:32 PM
More: Dumbass, Nicki Minaj, Wal-Mart, Target, massive attack, Def Jam, Cash Money, David Guetta, island def jam, Flo Rida, Ludacris, Big Sean, Maker, iTunes, DJ David Guetta

One of these things is not like the others.
 
2012-11-25 06:57:23 PM
I think she was better when she was whiter and raunchier using the name Peaches.
 
2012-11-25 07:04:21 PM

Apos: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x259]

The Ke$ha of hip hop. That is all.


That's totally unfair. Compared to Minaj, Ke$ha is as talented as Joan Jett.
 
2012-11-25 07:05:19 PM

ChubbyTiger: B.L.Z. Bub: I hate I_Hate_Iowa: [i.imgur.com image 291x320]

Ohio Express, 1968: "Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy / And I feel like loving you"

/Your argument is invalid

They pretended to be serious musicians?


I have no idea. Did they? I don't know if Nicki Minaj does either (and not really trying to defend her so much as pointing out the apples-and-oranges-with-a-side-of-rose-colored-lenses quality of I hate I_Hate_Iowa's post). I don't judge artists' work by their personalities/attitudes/philosophies. The work should be judged on its own merits (or lack thereof).
 
2012-11-25 07:05:55 PM
Maybe she needs a good slap upside the back of the head with a construction crane.
 
2012-11-25 07:11:39 PM

Apos: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x259]

The Ke$ha of hip hop. That is all.


Yeah, but I don't want to see Ke$ha's boobs.
 
2012-11-25 07:13:07 PM

fusillade762: More: Dumbass, Nicki Minaj, Wal-Mart, Target, massive attack, Def Jam, Cash Money, David Guetta, island def jam, Flo Rida, Ludacris, Big Sean, Maker, iTunes, DJ David Guetta

One of these things is not like the others.


Sadly, it's the name of one of her songs as well.
 
2012-11-25 07:13:58 PM
Who?
 
2012-11-25 07:15:33 PM
Exactly why is this horrifyingly ugly creature all over my internets?
 
2012-11-25 07:16:39 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: /Your argument is invalid


No it isn't.
 
2012-11-25 07:16:40 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: I have no idea. Did they? I don't know if Nicki Minaj does either (and not really trying to defend her so much as pointing out the apples-and-oranges-with-a-side-of-rose-colored-lenses quality of I hate I_Hate_Iowa's post). I don't judge artists' work by their personalities/attitudes/philosophies. The work should be judged on its own merits (or lack thereof).


1) It's not my image
2) Holy crap, you (a stupid ho) so mad
 
2012-11-25 07:18:51 PM

I hate I_Hate_Iowa: B.L.Z. Bub: I have no idea. Did they? I don't know if Nicki Minaj does either (and not really trying to defend her so much as pointing out the apples-and-oranges-with-a-side-of-rose-colored-lenses quality of I hate I_Hate_Iowa's post). I don't judge artists' work by their personalities/attitudes/philosophies. The work should be judged on its own merits (or lack thereof).

1) It's not my image
2) Holy crap, you (a stupid ho) so mad


I liked your image. *Internet fist bump*
 
2012-11-25 07:18:51 PM
What the hell is an "album"?
 
2012-11-25 07:19:31 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Exactly why is this horrifyingly ugly creature all over my internets?


I tried asking in another Nicki Minaj thread what exactly she's famous for and I got called old.. Apparently she's famous for music or something..
 
2012-11-25 07:22:09 PM

I hate I_Hate_Iowa: B.L.Z. Bub: I have no idea. Did they? I don't know if Nicki Minaj does either (and not really trying to defend her so much as pointing out the apples-and-oranges-with-a-side-of-rose-colored-lenses quality of I hate I_Hate_Iowa's post). I don't judge artists' work by their personalities/attitudes/philosophies. The work should be judged on its own merits (or lack thereof).

1) It's not my image
2) Holy crap, you (a stupid ho) so mad


Huh? Where'd you get that I was mad?
 
2012-11-25 07:22:25 PM

styckx: unfarkingbelievable: Exactly why is this horrifyingly ugly creature all over my internets?

I tried asking in another Nicki Minaj thread what exactly she's famous for and I got called old.. Apparently she's famous for music or something..


She has a really big ass. Google her, you'll see.
 
2012-11-25 07:25:12 PM

ThatBillmanGuy: wow, that animated gif has the most punchable face I have ever seen. Is that her normal look?



Sadly, yes.
 
2012-11-25 07:32:02 PM
I'm old. I've gradually lost touch with pop music and there are only about 3 or 4 current acts that I follow. I've made my peace with that. I tormented my parents by blasting Housemartins and 10,000 Maniacs and Lone Justice and OMD, and now the circle of life moves on and I get to be annoyed by Justin what's her face or Carly Rae whatever.

But I'm not too old to declare that Nicki Minaj offers absolutely nothing of value to anyone who doesn't have an ass fetish.
 
2012-11-25 07:32:16 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Apos: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x259]

The Ke$ha of hip hop. That is all.

That's totally unfair. Compared to Minaj, Ke$ha is as talented as Joan JettRebecca Black.


I do not appreciate you besmirching JJ's reputation in such a manner.
 
2012-11-25 07:36:54 PM

Shostie: Apos: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x259]

The Ke$ha of hip hop. That is all.

Yeah, but I don't want to see motorboat Ke$ha's boobs.


FTFM
 
2012-11-25 07:40:04 PM

Klippoklondike: styckx: unfarkingbelievable: Exactly why is this horrifyingly ugly creature all over my internets?

I tried asking in another Nicki Minaj thread what exactly she's famous for and I got called old.. Apparently she's famous for music or something..

She has a really big ass. Google her, you'll see.


I tried googling her, and all I saw was dozens of pictures of that punchable, punchable face. Now I'm angry.

So if you google her, you may have to specify ass.
 
2012-11-25 07:42:31 PM

born_yesterday: So if you google her, you may have to specify ass.


In Google's defense her ass and face are hard to tell apart.
 
2012-11-25 07:45:40 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: I think she was better when she was whiter and raunchier using the name Peaches.


Smeggy Smurf: Apos: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x259]

The Ke$ha of hip hop. That is all.

That's totally unfair. Compared to Minaj, Ke$ha is as talented as Joan Jett.


Funny, I just discovered this nugget:

Jett is a guest artist on Marky Ramone's solo album Start of the Century on the track "Don't Blame Me". She is a guest vocalist on Peaches' album Impeach My Bush on the tracks "Boys Want to Be Her" and "You Love It".
 
2012-11-25 07:46:01 PM
I still say she looks like a 70s era Times Square drag queen
 
2012-11-25 07:50:28 PM
Nicki Minaj is robot!

/true story
 
2012-11-25 08:06:46 PM
FARK needs a CRAP tab for Nikki Minaj threads and wrestling threads.
 
2012-11-25 08:39:39 PM
Blame this asshole. All the other Republicans now do.

deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2012-11-25 08:41:04 PM

Martonio: FARK needs a CRAP tab for Nikki Minaj threads and wrestling threads.


You forgot NASCAR.
 
2012-11-25 08:46:18 PM

The Why Not Guy: I tormented my parents by blasting Housemartins and 10,000 Maniacs and Lone Justice and OMD.


Well, me too, but Housemartins and 10,000 Maniacs at any volume are still quiet. (I've since forgotten what the others sounded like ... But I don't even are enough to Google)
 
2012-11-25 09:08:57 PM

I hate I_Hate_Iowa: B.L.Z. Bub: I have no idea. Did they? I don't know if Nicki Minaj does either (and not really trying to defend her so much as pointing out the apples-and-oranges-with-a-side-of-rose-colored-lenses quality of I hate I_Hate_Iowa's post). I don't judge artists' work by their personalities/attitudes/philosophies. The work should be judged on its own merits (or lack thereof).

1) It's not my image
2) Holy crap, you (a stupid ho) so mad


you put it up. why not defend the image you chose?
if you're going to back down, be gracious towards B.L.Z. Bub.
 
2012-11-25 09:10:59 PM

StopLurkListen: Well, me too, but Housemartins and 10,000 Maniacs at any volume are still quiet. (I've since forgotten what the others sounded like ... But I don't even are enough to Google)


The point is that being middle aged means hating what the kids are listening to. It always has, and it probably always will. But Nicki Minaj goes beyond this normal cycle... there's nothing redeeming about her "music" whatsoever.
 
2012-11-25 09:22:43 PM
I'm old fashioned. I still think musiciAns should work through these things called bars and pubs to build some actual skills.

/pub rock
//Acca Dacca
///Beasts of Bourbon
////Screaming Jets
//Cold Chisel
 
2012-11-25 09:43:28 PM
I must be old who or what is a Nicki Minge
 
2012-11-25 10:10:27 PM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
.
 
2012-11-25 10:11:11 PM

spudnik: I must be old who or what is a Nicki Minge


Something beneath notice.. kinda like quiche-uh
 
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