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2012-11-25 05:27:01 PM
Sick and dead on accurate.
 
2012-11-25 05:33:57 PM
That had the potential to be hilarious. Potential being the key word.
 
2012-11-25 05:37:55 PM
amusing.
 
2012-11-25 05:59:34 PM
Yeah that was mighty accurate. for most cats especially. I have had the cat that was the exception but only once.Pain loved everyone as much as most dogs do.
 
2012-11-25 05:59:58 PM
Totally made by dog people. How do I know? Cat friend gives not the slightest affection, does nothing cute, barely says anything.
 
2012-11-25 06:21:29 PM
Both of them are annoying. Guess I'll have to die friendless.
 
2012-11-25 06:29:36 PM
I lost it at the middle finger. LOL
 
2012-11-25 06:49:40 PM

i upped my meds-up yours: Totally made by dog people. How do I know? Cat friend gives not the slightest affection, does nothing cute, barely says anything.


Because cats are evil.
 
2012-11-25 06:59:30 PM

i upped my meds-up yours: Totally made by dog people. How do I know? Cat friend gives not the slightest affection, does nothing cute, barely says anything.


You forgot to mention destroying furniture and pissing in shoes when the litterbox isn't perfection
 
2012-11-25 07:07:31 PM

i upped my meds-up yours: Totally made by dog people. How do I know?


Because the cat people are all too busy spamming youtube with 24-7 coverage of everything their cat does?
 
2012-11-25 08:45:17 PM
Cats suck.
 
2012-11-25 08:56:15 PM
bwhahahahaha I couldn't stop laughing, that was perfect

/I am basically a Labrador myself
 
2012-11-25 10:11:35 PM
That's exactly why i have dogs. They love you, and show it. Hop up and down and give you kisses and wag themselves to death. Cat's don't give a shiat beyond when you're going to feed them, and are too independent for my tastes.
 
2012-11-25 10:48:03 PM
That was funny. The dog character was more accurate than the cat character, but whatever, I laughed.

/Cat person.
//Dogs are cool, too.
 
2012-11-25 10:55:58 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: That's exactly why i have dogs. They love you, and show it. Hop up and down and give you kisses and wag themselves to death. Cat's don't give a shiat beyond when you're going to feed them, and are too independent for my tastes.


You need to get laid. HARD!
 
2012-11-25 11:06:59 PM

Mitch Mitchell: Bit'O'Gristle: That's exactly why i have dogs. They love you, and show it. Hop up and down and give you kisses and wag themselves to death. Cat's don't give a shiat beyond when you're going to feed them, and are too independent for my tastes.

You need to get laid. HARD!


/tell me about it.
 
2012-11-25 11:08:47 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Cat's...and are too independent for my tastes.


Speaks volumes.
 
2012-11-25 11:30:49 PM

dholway: Bit'O'Gristle: Cat's...and are too independent for my tastes.

Speaks volumes.


Yep. That extra apostrophe is always reserved for cat's. Dogs are always spelled right.
 
2012-11-25 11:32:20 PM
I larfed. Especially liked the walking across everyone.
 
2012-11-26 01:19:23 AM
within the first 30 seconds I knew it was gonna be great.
 
2012-11-26 01:20:48 AM

unitednihilists: I larfed. Especially liked the walking across everyone.


Yeah, ditto, that's right when I lost it, too. I actually had to cover my hand with my mouth so as not to BWAHAHA loud enough to bother my roommates.
 
2012-11-26 01:55:56 AM
About 12 seconds in I had to stop. Did it ever get better?
 
2012-11-26 03:01:36 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: Cat's don't give a shiat beyond when you're going to feed them, and are too independent for my tastes.


See, this is why I like cats. I like dogs too for their own reasons, but it's cool to have an animal that doesn't bug the shiat out of you constantly or be clingy all the time. So after losing both my cat and my dog on the same day several years ago I decided it was time to get a new cat that could just chill out, nap on the bed when I'm using the computer, nap in the chair when I'm in the bed, and nap somewhere else when I'm in the living room. You know, like every other cat I've ever had. They like to be in the same room but not -too- close.

Basically a pet that understands the concept of personal space and doesn't get all up in my shiat constantly, but manages to be cool when we're both in the mood to give affection. So I went to the SPCA and got Molly. I'd post a picture but I don't want somebody to start screaming about how it's not caturday or something.

Anyways, this cat is the clingiest thing I've ever seen. She refuses to be alone for more than 5 seconds at a time and follows me everywhere I go, just like a dog. I can't sit down without her being in my lap, and if it's been too long since the last time I sat down she starts bugging me to pick her up and carry her around. She tried to go around on my shoulder like a parrot, but she's getting too big for that already.

It's alright I guess, she's ridiculously adorable. I think I'm getting the diabetus. Now I just need a dog that's indifferent with a stand-offish attitude and I'll be set.
 
2012-11-26 03:22:19 AM
if it makes you happy to play the despotic mammalian in a hyper-codependent relationship with a furry creature that eats its own shiat then I say more power to you.
 
2012-11-26 11:35:57 AM

Eddie Ate Dynamite: See, this is why I like cats. I like dogs too for their own reasons, but it's cool to have an animal that doesn't bug the shiat out of you constantly or be clingy all the time. a new cat that could just chill out, nap on the bed when I'm using the computer, nap in the chair when I'm in the bed, and nap somewhere else when I'm in the living room. You know, like every other cat I've ever had. They like to be in the same room but not -too- close.

Basically a pet that understands the concept of personal space and doesn't get all up in my shiat constantly, but manages to be cool when we're both in the mood to give affection.


Sounds a lot like my dog. Sure, she's happy to see you when you're home, but she gets over it and goes about her business. Currently napping somewhere in the house, probably needs to go outside. I've never met these clingy dogs, they sound awful.
 
2012-11-26 12:02:51 PM

Tophersky: Cats suck.


Which wouldn't be so bad, but for the rough tongue and sharp teeth.
 
2012-11-27 02:02:06 PM
My friends have a cat in a dogs body. Seriously. This farker is a total asshole.

Then again, I don't think they trained the damn thing at all (Australia Shepard). They've sent it to probably 4 different obedience classes but don't seem to understand that the discipline must come from home as well. They constantly let it act as it pleases, takes food off their plates as they eat, snaps/bites guests and barks at EVERYTHING.

I have a pretty fundamental rule of never getting involved with other people's pets, but when it bit me one time it was the final straw. I clocked that farker right in the nose then the ribs. Guess what? Its never again bitten me or anyone else when I'm around....

/the owner cried when I hit it, but that dog drew blood, so he wasn't getting away unscathed
 
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