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(People Magazine)   Break out the booze, pills, and coke -- and all aboard the Lindsay Lohan Trainwreck Limited. "Liz & Dick" on Lifetime, 9 PM EST   (people.com) divider line 95
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2012-11-25 03:52:39 PM  
Rebecca: This is so bad it's almost good.
Enid: This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again.

I imagine it will be something like that.
 
2012-11-25 04:06:22 PM  
I believe Patton Oswalt will be live-tweeting this film, which will be infinitely more entertaining than Lindsay Lohan pretending to be an actor playing an actor.
 
2012-11-25 04:06:46 PM  
OMG THERE'S A THREAD FOR THIS I'M SO HAPPY!!!
 
2012-11-25 04:36:29 PM  
Perfect.
 
2012-11-25 04:39:00 PM  
I have high expectations for this thread.
 
2012-11-25 04:57:19 PM  
Same time as Dexter and Boardwalk Empire... um, no.
 
2012-11-25 06:03:13 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Same time as Dexter and Boardwalk Empire... um, no.


I don't watch Boardwalk Empire (not saying it's not a good show, just don't watch a lot of TV) but Dexter is awesome this season.

But would it kill Yvonne Strahovski to get naked?
 
2012-11-25 07:31:47 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Same time as Dexter and Boardwalk Empire... um, no.


I moved my Boardwalk Empire to the later recording just to accommodate this train wreck. Will also be following along with Patton & friends.
 
2012-11-25 07:32:57 PM  

Mugato: Because People in power are Stupid: Same time as Dexter and Boardwalk Empire... um, no.

I don't watch Boardwalk Empire (not saying it's not a good show, just don't watch a lot of TV) but Dexter is awesome this season.

But would it kill Yvonne Strahovski to get naked?


Holy cow. The scene near the end of last week's (in the bar) was fantastic.
 
2012-11-25 07:42:59 PM  
I know she's cokes out and wrecked, but I still would.
 
2012-11-25 07:54:13 PM  
It is a source of strange fascination to me that Lindsay Lohan is as old as me. Something about how she's a washed-out star with her best days behind her (most likely) whereas I feel like my life's work is still in its beginning stages.

/ Mary-Kate and Ashley are also the same age, so in them I take solace that I don't look like a freakish skeleton-goblin creature
 
2012-11-25 08:32:27 PM  
Like hell I'd ever watch her attempt to act.
 
2012-11-25 08:33:23 PM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-25 08:34:56 PM  
It is a Lifetime movie of course it is going to be bad.
 
2012-11-25 08:38:05 PM  
www.wehodaily.com

Ho. Bag. Phone. In.

//for more than just a bag of Reese's
 
2012-11-25 08:39:05 PM  
This isn't her first Lifetime movie. Mrs. Highway had one on today and it was exactly what you would expect: Lohan gagged, Lohan smoking, Lohan banging, Lohan doing some acting even.
 
2012-11-25 08:46:59 PM  

coco ebert: OMG THERE'S A THREAD FOR THIS I'M SO HAPPY!!!


Fark now has a thread for a Lifetime movie? There is nothing good about Lifetime, ever. Not even reruns of Golden Girls.

Ok pansies, hand in your balls at the door. Chocolate ice cream in the back, and free tampons for everyone.
 
2012-11-25 08:47:33 PM  
You people are really going to sit down and watch this shiat?

The thing that kills me about this is that Lifetime's ratings are going to be through the freaking roof. That, in turn will result in bankability for LiLo, and probably get her more work.

You are all enablers, you realize that, don't you? :)
 
2012-11-25 08:49:00 PM  

Duck_of_Doom: coco ebert: OMG THERE'S A THREAD FOR THIS I'M SO HAPPY!!!

Fark now has a thread for a Lifetime movie? There is nothing good about Lifetime, ever. Not even reruns of Golden Girls.

Ok pansies, hand in your balls at the door. Chocolate ice cream in the back, and free tampons for everyone.


*gives Duck_of_Doom side eye*

I watch Golden Girls reruns all the time.
 
2012-11-25 08:50:19 PM  

Balchinian: You people are really going to sit down and watch this shiat?

The thing that kills me about this is that Lifetime's ratings are going to be through the freaking roof. That, in turn will result in bankability for LiLo, and probably get her more work.

You are all enablers, you realize that, don't you? :)


In the 17 posts before yours, no one mentioned that they were going to watch it. But outrage more, please. For the children.
 
2012-11-25 08:50:56 PM  
When I get drunk and show up late for work, I get fired.

This biatch shows up late, drunk, and most likely infected with something, and she gets money.

Makes perfect sense.
 
2012-11-25 08:50:58 PM  
I'm more excited about The Canyons, personally.
 
2012-11-25 08:51:45 PM  
So, I'm not recording this and I probably should since I'm atmy local watching the Grey Cup but I watched Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf a month ago and there is NO WAY that Lilo, even in her prime, could pull that sort of performance off.
 
2012-11-25 08:51:53 PM  

coco ebert: *gives Duck_of_Doom side eye*

I watch Golden Girls reruns all the time.


Golden Girls is greatness. However, not even Bea Arthur can save that forsaken channel.
 
2012-11-25 08:52:17 PM  

JFarker131: When I get drunk and show up late for work, I get fired.

This biatch shows up late, drunk, and most likely infected with something, and she gets money.

Makes perfect sense.


Obviously you guys must be doing the exact same job for you to make such a comparison. Who are you, Ashton Kutcher?
 
2012-11-25 08:52:59 PM  
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"I farking hate these TV critics, Shawn!"
 
2012-11-25 08:54:41 PM  

coco ebert: I watch Golden Girls reruns all the time.


Kim Catrall is my favorite.
 
2012-11-25 08:55:35 PM  

Tremolo: I'm more excited about The Canyons, personally.


I don't quite get The Canyons. Is it supposed to unironic noir or low key camp parody?
 
2012-11-25 08:59:19 PM  
There's a countdown clock on Lifetime!! LOL
 
2012-11-25 09:00:46 PM  

quatchi: Tremolo: I'm more excited about The Canyons, personally.

I don't quite get The Canyons. Is it supposed to unironic noir or low key camp parody?


No idea. I don't know a single thing about it except that it's LiLo, a male porn star, and Bret Easton Ellis. BEE is on some sort of kick where he's basically become one of his own characters, so it will be both ironic parody and wholeheartedly genuine, and probably a spectacular failure to boot. I can't wait.
 
2012-11-25 09:01:34 PM  

coeyagi: Balchinian: You people are really going to sit down and watch this shiat?

The thing that kills me about this is that Lifetime's ratings are going to be through the freaking roof. That, in turn will result in bankability for LiLo, and probably get her more work.

You are all enablers, you realize that, don't you? :)

In the 17 posts before yours, no one mentioned that they were going to watch it. But outrage more, please. For the children.


Pssst...Hey! Yeah, you...Captain Overreaction...there is a smiley face emoticon at the end of my comment. Those generally are used to denote humor or at least humorous intent. It is a signal to the reader that he or she should not take what was said literally or even perhaps seriously. In other words, the writer (in this case, me) is trying to make some sort of a joke. For more hints on emoticons and their meanings, go here. In the meantime, over-react more, please. For the grown-ups.
 
2012-11-25 09:02:58 PM  
Her voice is all wrong for Liz Taylor.
 
2012-11-25 09:03:25 PM  
If Liz and Dick is on the Lifetime Channel, does this mean that this version of Liz and Dick ends in

MURDER?????
 
2012-11-25 09:03:39 PM  

Greta_VanHouten: Her voice is all wrong for Liz Taylor.


She sounds OLDER than Liz. And she's dead!
 
2012-11-25 09:03:54 PM  

Greta_VanHouten: Her voice is all wrong for Liz Taylor.


It's not even remotely close.
 
2012-11-25 09:05:16 PM  

zabadu: If Liz and Dick is on the Lifetime Channel, does this mean that this version of Liz and Dick ends in

MURDER?????


Yeah, but the dog makes it home safe and sound just in time for Christmas.
 
2012-11-25 09:08:41 PM  
Walking Dead, ftw.

/Kinda the same as Liz and Dick, no?
 
2012-11-25 09:09:59 PM  
Lindsay's lips need separate billing.
 
2012-11-25 09:11:20 PM  
At least you know where you are with a seam of coal?

gak.
 
2012-11-25 09:13:58 PM  
creed!!!!
 
2012-11-25 09:14:54 PM  

coco ebert: Lindsay's lips need separate billing.


Billing, heh.
 
2012-11-25 09:16:03 PM  

sleeps in trees: coco ebert: Lindsay's lips need separate billing.

Billing, heh.


Haha, that one just snuck up on me.
 
2012-11-25 09:18:03 PM  
Thus far, I'm getting a kick out of the numerous errors on Cleopatra's production alone. I was glad they identified Joe Mankiewicz, though.
 
2012-11-25 09:18:59 PM  

Allansfirebird: Thus far, I'm getting a kick out of the numerous errors on Cleopatra's production alone. I was glad they identified Joe Mankiewicz, though.


We also got a Fellini reference. Yay?
 
2012-11-25 09:22:23 PM  
CINCITTA studios?

gak.
 
2012-11-25 09:23:06 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: CINCITTA studios?

gak.


Ahahaha, I missed that!
 
2012-11-25 09:26:47 PM  
Zomg that raspy giggle. *dies*
 
2012-11-25 09:27:36 PM  

coco ebert: Allansfirebird: Thus far, I'm getting a kick out of the numerous errors on Cleopatra's production alone. I was glad they identified Joe Mankiewicz, though.

We also got a Fellini reference. Yay?


For every 10 problems, there's 1 nice reference like that. This movie is still a trainwreck, without a doubt.

If the filmmakers were smart, they would've restaged Cleopatra's entrance into Rome using the standing Forum set at Cinecitta.

/How the hell did they misspell Cinecitta?
 
2012-11-25 09:31:24 PM  
Cliched emotional scene with booze and pills, check!
 
2012-11-25 09:33:48 PM  

coco ebert: Lindsay's lips need separate billing.


quack.
 
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