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(KOB4)   Expensive Navajo rug worth about $75k stolen. When questioned the victim told police that "That rug really tied the room together, man"   (kob.com) divider line 50
    More: Misc, Navajo, Navajo Rug, Santa Fe New Mexican  
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2012-11-25 05:05:45 PM  
www.moviefanfare.com
 
2012-11-25 05:30:32 PM  
A rug hanging on a wall? Oh you mean a tapestry.
 
2012-11-25 05:30:38 PM  
First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?
 
2012-11-25 05:33:20 PM  

Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?


You had to ask?
 
2012-11-25 05:34:40 PM  
He said take any rug in the house!
 
2012-11-25 05:38:16 PM  
That rug is worth as much as Donald Trump's.
 
2012-11-25 05:39:16 PM  
A wall rug? Is that like a door being a jar.
 
2012-11-25 05:41:50 PM  

Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?


Isn't that what it's always taken?
 
2012-11-25 05:44:53 PM  
Had the rug been micturated upon?
 
2012-11-25 05:47:19 PM  

Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?


You can also get by on using C), something ugly being born, or anything from Daily Fail.
 
2012-11-25 05:48:39 PM  
No Indian Giver jokes yet? What the fark Fark? This is injun history month.
 
2012-11-25 05:50:54 PM  
Just in, Steppenwolf wanted for questioning.
 
2012-11-25 05:51:42 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: No Indian Giver jokes yet? What the fark Fark? This is injun history month.


Just came to say that that is a very PC headline
Door was wide open....
 
2012-11-25 05:52:35 PM  

Summoner101: Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?

Isn't that what it's always taken?


Say what you like about the tenets of submitting links to Fark, at least it's an ethos.
 
2012-11-25 05:53:24 PM  
rug ... wall
I'm confused - are you saying that in Navajo the drapes ARE the carpet?
navajopeople.org
 
2012-11-25 05:53:37 PM  
These long holiday weekends, when all's quiet in the Middle East, really put the mods under a greenlight strain, don't they?
 
2012-11-25 05:55:23 PM  

Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?


Welcome to Fark
 
2012-11-25 05:58:08 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: A rug hanging on a wall? Oh you mean a tapestry.


i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-25 05:58:21 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: A rug hanging on a wall? Oh you mean a tapestry.


d12.laserdiscs.biz

LOL I remember the jacket to the LASERDISC of Big Lebowski, which oddly kept referring to is as his "carpet".  And... "hang together"?
 
2012-11-25 06:26:46 PM  
 
2012-11-25 06:32:23 PM  

Broken Hearted Savior: Link


Yay for Jerry Jeff!
 
2012-11-25 06:36:23 PM  
farking flu...I read that as "explosive navajo rug"

I waas like "well, if they had THAT during the Indian Wars, they might have turned the tide...
 
2012-11-25 06:47:55 PM  
My first guess would be that Katy took it.

/yes, it's very obscure
 
2012-11-25 06:52:20 PM  

Broken Hearted Savior: Link


Good knowledge, I think Tom Russell wrote it.
But who can't dig Jerry Jeff.
 
2012-11-25 06:52:29 PM  
that's something i hate about rich peoples houses. $$$ chairs you don't dare sit in. they're to look at. arseholes.
 
2012-11-25 07:07:38 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: No Indian Giver jokes yet? What the fark Fark? This is injun history month.


Also, Dude, "injun" is not the preferred nomenclature.  Native American, please.
 
2012-11-25 07:08:26 PM  

Nothing To See Here: I think Tom Russell wrote it.
But who can't dig Jerry Jeff.


Written with Ian Tyson
 
2012-11-25 07:17:01 PM  
Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.
 
2012-11-25 07:17:37 PM  
Friends like these, huh, Gary?
 
2012-11-25 07:31:25 PM  
Sad.

It was one of Elizabeth Warren's best pieces.
 
2012-11-25 07:47:56 PM  

MayoBoy: My first guess would be that Katy took it.

/yes, it's very obscure


Aye, aye, aye. .

(Came to make the comment, you got beat up thread)
 
2012-11-25 07:49:19 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: A rug hanging on a wall? Oh you mean a tapestry.


Nope. Tapestry's were/are created to be hung on walls. The Navajo rugs are made to be rugs. Many people will hang them on a wall to display them as art.
 
2012-11-25 07:56:22 PM  
A dusty old rug that a Navajo wove?
 
2012-11-25 08:29:42 PM  
So Good
So Good

Oops. I was up against the wall
 
2012-11-25 08:41:48 PM  

Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?


If what I have read is true, you'll get over it.
 
2012-11-25 08:59:57 PM  
Was it stolen from Old Joe's Place?

/E
//A
///Oe's
 
2012-11-25 09:06:22 PM  
A $75K Navajo rug = $500 rug of any other kind.
 
2012-11-25 09:09:00 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: Smeggy Smurf: A rug hanging on a wall? Oh you mean a tapestry.

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Damn. Nice one. Had the same thing in my head.
 
2012-11-25 09:27:59 PM  
Gonna go nice with the petroglyph stone fireplace.
 
2012-11-25 09:33:40 PM  
The wife and I stayed there last year...nice place.
 
2012-11-25 09:51:03 PM  
Shut the fark up, Donnie.
 
2012-11-25 10:16:43 PM  
But did the carpet and the drapes match?
 
2012-11-25 10:36:23 PM  
Dammed Antiques Road Show.
 
2012-11-26 12:05:29 AM  
where's my car, mann?
 
2012-11-26 12:06:31 AM  
makes me want a white russian...
 
2012-11-26 03:17:40 AM  

Summoner101: Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?

Isn't that what it's always taken?


Or some really trite puns, preferably in a series.
 
2012-11-26 08:57:42 AM  
Sgt. Mike Martinez of the sheriff's office says investigators haven't found any witnesses but have leads.

Leads, yeah, sure. Sgt. Mike Martinez will just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got them working in shifts! Leads!

Leads!
 
2012-11-26 01:17:39 PM  
Nice marmot
 
2012-11-26 04:11:23 PM  
Credence Clearwater Revival - not available for comment
 
2012-11-26 08:35:28 PM  
How much was the rug worth when not stolen?
 
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