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(TMZ)   Charlie Sheen gives Lindsay Lohan $100,000 to cover her tax bill. And I'm sure that's exactly what she used it for   (tmz.com) divider line 51
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2012-11-25 01:26:42 PM
Did she pay taxes on the 100,000 dollars?
 
2012-11-25 01:37:25 PM
Now that's a good couple for the next sitcom.

Coming to a trailer park never you.
 
2012-11-25 01:45:21 PM
I hope she rushed over, dropped to her knees and thanked him properly.
 
2012-11-25 01:45:27 PM
That was very kind of him.
 
2012-11-25 01:46:41 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: That was very kind of him.


Yes, I'm sure a man who's dabbled with prostitutes in the past would do this expecting nothing in return.
 
2012-11-25 01:57:30 PM
When did hookers start accepting checks?
 
2012-11-25 01:57:49 PM
As we reported, Lindsay's slated to earn over $2 MILLION by the end of this year -- but who knows where that's going


Wow.
 
2012-11-25 01:59:06 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: tenpoundsofcheese: That was very kind of him.

Yes, I'm sure a man who's dabbled with prostitutes in the past would do this expecting nothing in return.


Im pretty sure this is a kindness thing or id like to think so. MY issue with it is it just keeps on enabling her to do the same stupid shiat since she just keeps getting bailed out.
 
2012-11-25 01:59:21 PM
Does that include anal?
 
2012-11-25 02:02:40 PM

Keyser_Soze_Death: When did hookers start accepting checks?



www.jhu.edu
 
2012-11-25 02:02:45 PM
She can't afford $100,000??

That's nothing for a celebrity like her. She's worth millions.
 
2012-11-25 02:03:23 PM
that's one expensive set of beef curtains.
 
2012-11-25 02:07:01 PM

Smackledorfer: As we reported, Lindsay's slated to earn over $2 MILLION by the end of this year -- but who knows where that's going


Wow.


Up her nose, in her veins, down her throat, or out her butt.
 
2012-11-25 02:08:52 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: tenpoundsofcheese: That was very kind of him.

Yes, I'm sure a man who's dabbled with prostitutes in the past would do this expecting nothing in return.



Saying Charlie "dabbled" with prostitutes is like saying Hitler "dabbled" in anti-Semitism.
 
2012-11-25 02:13:28 PM
I'm not saying this means they've banged recently, but they've obviously banged recently
 
2012-11-25 02:26:05 PM

mc_madness: She can't afford $100,000??

That's nothing for a celebrity like her. She's worth millions.


The 1990s called, they want your knowledge of current events back.
 
2012-11-25 02:32:21 PM
...Remember, he pays them not to stay, but to leave.
 
2012-11-25 02:34:50 PM
Mr. Sheen famously said about hookers, "I didn't pay them for sex, I paid them to leave." Obviously, we didn't need this story to assume these two nutjobs farked. But we now know how much it's worth to get Lindsay Lohan the hell away from one's self in actual dollars.
 
2012-11-25 02:36:11 PM

basemetal: Did she pay taxes on the 100,000 dollars?


No, the donor of a gift has to pay taxes, not the receiver.
 
2012-11-25 02:38:01 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: tenpoundsofcheese: That was very kind of him.

Yes, I'm sure a man who's dabbled with prostitutes in the past would do this expecting nothing in return.


Considering how much he gives to charity, I agree with you.
 
2012-11-25 02:40:59 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: Up her nose, in her veins, down her throat, or out in her butt.



Just sayin...
 
2012-11-25 02:41:15 PM

MatrixOutsider: basemetal: Did she pay taxes on the 100,000 dollars?

No, the donor of a gift has to pay taxes, not the receiver.


That is incorrect.

Basemetal: she probably did not pay taxes yet since they aren't due.
 
2012-11-25 02:44:23 PM
And so it begins.
The slow slide into the abyss.
 
2012-11-25 02:46:17 PM
Those two should get married. As a couple, and an eventual feuding ex-couple, they could keep the entire tabloid industry going for years to come.
 
2012-11-25 02:46:46 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: And so it begins.
The slow slide into the abyss.


More like a Slip 'N Slide.

Plus she passed the abyss about 20 miles ago.
 
2012-11-25 02:57:22 PM
Suffice to say, Charlie tapped that ass.

He should probably go back to his porn star "goddesses", they're probably cheaper.
 
2012-11-25 03:17:20 PM
Let's be honest - she's just not as unpopular as wesley snipes..
 
2012-11-25 03:37:09 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: MatrixOutsider: basemetal: Did she pay taxes on the 100,000 dollars?

No, the donor of a gift has to pay taxes, not the receiver.

That is incorrect.

Basemetal: she probably did not pay taxes yet since they aren't due.


No, you are incorrect, assuming that this is a gift and not a loan. Straight from the source:

http://www.irs.gov/Businesses/Small-Businesses-&-Self-Employed/Freque n tly-Asked-Questions-on-Gift-Taxes#1
 
2012-11-25 03:39:00 PM

MatrixOutsider: http://www.irs.gov/Businesses/Small-Businesses-&-Self-Employed/Freque n tly-Asked-Questions-on-Gift-Taxes#1


Direct Link
 
2012-11-25 03:56:34 PM
Lindsay's slated to earn over $2 MILLION by the end of this year

godpissingonmyheadandlaughing.jpg
 
2012-11-25 04:01:15 PM

slayer199: He should probably go back to his porn star "goddesses", they're probably cheaper cleaner.


I would pay more for Tori Black than Lindsay Lohan.
 
2012-11-25 04:29:13 PM

farkeruk: I would pay more for Tori Black than Lindsay Lohan.


Seconded. There's a long line of porn starlets I'd put ahead of Lindsay Lohan.

It's kinda odd if I think about it...that Lindsay Lohan is more of a skank than a porn star. At this point, she probably should do porn.
 
2012-11-25 04:52:24 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: HotIgneous Intruder: And so it begins.
The slow slide into the abyss.

More like a Slip 'N Slide.



cdn.chud.com
 
2012-11-25 05:13:03 PM

slayer199: farkeruk: I would pay more for Tori Black than Lindsay Lohan.

Seconded. There's a long line of porn starlets I'd put ahead of Lindsay Lohan.

.


There's a long line of porn stars, regular tv and movie stars, music stars, and just plain non-famous girls I'd put ahead of Lindsay Lohan.....

Lindsay and Kesha would be hanging together near the end of the line....Probably doing something gross....
 
2012-11-25 05:41:55 PM

MatrixOutsider: MatrixOutsider: http://www.irs.gov/Businesses/Small-Businesses-&-Self-Employed/Freque n tly-Asked-Questions-on-Gift-Taxes#1

Direct Link


But wouldn't she then have to pay taxes on that additional income?
 
2012-11-25 05:51:42 PM

Savage Belief: MatrixOutsider: MatrixOutsider: http://www.irs.gov/Businesses/Small-Businesses-&-Self-Employed/Freque n tly-Asked-Questions-on-Gift-Taxes#1

Direct Link

But wouldn't she then have to pay taxes on that additional income?


No, she could get a trillion dollars as a gift, and she still wouldn't have to pay taxes. The donor has to pay the gift tax.
 
2012-11-25 06:04:43 PM

Smackledorfer: As we reported, Lindsay's slated to earn over $2 MILLION by the end of this year -- but who knows where that's going


Wow.


As someone who's recently joined the ranks of the unemployed and is concerned about getting the money to pay the rent, I'm not getting a kick out of this...
 
2012-11-25 06:09:59 PM

mc_madness: She can't afford $100,000??

That's nothing for a celebrity like her. She's worth millions.


From what? She was a kid actor in a couple Disney movies, "Mean Girls" and recently a Lifetime movie. That couldn't sustain my coke habit and I don't even do coke.
 
2012-11-25 06:10:03 PM
That's some expensive coitus.
 
2012-11-25 07:00:22 PM
That's a lot of drugs.
 
2012-11-25 07:22:33 PM
I'm going to have to remember that one "Honestly officer, it's to help pay her taxes".

/Lilo has started turning tricks
 
2012-11-25 07:24:17 PM

Galileo's Daughter: Smackledorfer: As we reported, Lindsay's slated to earn over $2 MILLION by the end of this year -- but who knows where that's going


Wow.

As someone who's recently joined the ranks of the unemployed and is concerned about getting the money to pay the rent, I'm not getting a kick out of this...


Some enterprising young man ought to get her to marry him. Try to clean her up like she was and make a relationship out of it, or divorce her for the cash. Could be you... :D
 
2012-11-25 07:55:19 PM

AaronSynn: slayer199: farkeruk: I would pay more for Tori Black than Lindsay Lohan.

Seconded. There's a long line of porn starlets I'd put ahead of Lindsay Lohan.

.

There's a long line of porn stars, regular tv and movie stars, music stars, and just plain non-famous girls I'd put ahead of Lindsay Lohan.....

Lindsay and Kesha would be hanging together near the end of the line....Probably doing something gross....



Lindsay has fallen hard, but it would take three weeks of decomposition in a hot sun before she hits Kesha territory.

Now the amount of protective gear needed, that is a close race...
 
HBK
2012-11-25 08:23:21 PM

italie:
Now the amount of protective gear needed, that is a close race...


Meh, you only live once. Most STDs are treatable.
 
2012-11-25 08:39:10 PM
Obviously not income taxes. Is there sales tax on cocaine?
 
2012-11-25 09:08:19 PM
It has been reported that Charlie fell off the wagon in September. This now explains it. He was doing blow off the fire crotch.

"Sources close to Lindsay tell us she and Charlie became close pals while on the set of "Scary Movie 5" back in September -- spending a lot of time together both on and off the set."
 
2012-11-25 10:23:10 PM
Now that's a sex tape I'd like to see. You've got the crazy "winner winner chicken dinner!" farking the crazy "now where is that cocaine *crash* oops what's that pedestrian doing on the sidewalk?".

You could get some comedy gold out of that.
 
2012-11-25 11:11:09 PM

Smackledorfer: Galileo's Daughter: Smackledorfer: As we reported, Lindsay's slated to earn over $2 MILLION by the end of this year -- but who knows where that's going


Wow.

As someone who's recently joined the ranks of the unemployed and is concerned about getting the money to pay the rent, I'm not getting a kick out of this...

Some enterprising young man ought to get her to marry him. Try to clean her up like she was and make a relationship out of it, or divorce her for the cash. Could be you... :D


www.coffeecoffeeandmorecoffee.com
 
2012-11-26 10:46:07 AM
If anyone deserves an extra hundred thou, it's drug-addled, drunk, VD-riddled celebrities. Warms the cockles of my heart, it does.
 
2012-11-26 10:51:48 AM
Addicts gotta stick together. Although it seems nice, he's just an enabler.
 
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