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(Some Guy)   10 perfectly legitimate reasons why you have an open bottle of bourbon   (thekitchn.com) divider line 22
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2012-11-25 03:17:51 PM
2 votes:

Warmachine999: I presently have on hand:
Woodfords Reserve
Woodfords Reserve Double Oak
Woodfords Reserve Four Wood
Makers Mark
Makers Mark 46
Eagle Rare
Elijah Craig 18 Single Barrel
Old Fitzgerald 18
Wild Turkey 101
Wild Turkey American Honey
Buffalo Trace Bourbon Cream

And yes, I have visited all of the distilleries in Kentucky


No, you haven't.
2012-11-25 03:14:27 PM
2 votes:
FTFA : Coconut Ganache Bourbon Balls

I once told a girlfriend if she didn't put out, this is what might happen to me.
2012-11-25 02:05:36 PM
2 votes:
11. Server's down

i291.photobucket.com
2012-11-25 01:19:04 PM
2 votes:
'I like bourbon' apparently isn't a legitimate reason?
2012-11-25 12:31:26 PM
2 votes:
You haven't finished it yet?
2012-11-25 08:29:02 PM
1 votes:
I should also point out that while my balls have bourbon in them, if you are going to eat them with the idea that you are going to get drunk off them you are in for a disappointment. You will be puking from the sugar long before you get buzzed. So if you want to get drunk use a glass and drink your bourbon. If you want a sweet, bourbon-infused delicacy, eat my balls.
2012-11-25 07:48:36 PM
1 votes:
Because I love you, I give you my balls...

Big Bad Balchinian's Bourbon Balls

(1) 12 oz package of chocolate chips

2 Cups Powdered Sugar

½ Cup Light Corn Syrup

½ Cup Makers Mark

16 oz Vanilla Wafers - finely crushed

1 Cup Chopped Almonds

Melt chocolate chips in double boiler. Stir in sugar and corn syrup. Blend in Makers Mark. Add the crushed wafers and nuts. Mix and refrigerate for 1 hour. Shape into balls, sprinkle with more powdered sugar and refrigerate.

Eat my balls.
2012-11-25 05:03:26 PM
1 votes:

TofuTheAlmighty: Because you're out of scotch?


This whiskey is great. Needs more dirt.
2012-11-25 03:24:19 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: foo monkey: Bourbon is disgusting.

That's because you keep shooting it like you're swallowing your boyfriend's load. Bourbon is meant to be enjoyed over time, like your mom.


Well said. Hell, I like you, Lsherm. You can come over to my house and fark my sister.
2012-11-25 03:16:11 PM
1 votes:
I presently have on hand:
Woodfords Reserve
Woodfords Reserve Double Oak
Woodfords Reserve Four Wood
Makers Mark
Makers Mark 46
Eagle Rare
Elijah Craig 18 Single Barrel
Old Fitzgerald 18
Wild Turkey 101
Wild Turkey American Honey
Buffalo Trace Bourbon Cream

And yes, I have visited all of the distilleries in Kentucky
2012-11-25 03:06:36 PM
1 votes:

redmid17: simplicimus: whatisaidwas: foo monkey: Bourbon is disgusting.

You shut your whore mouth.

No, scotch is disgusting. Bourbon is nectar.

Read the original comment. Read the reply. Look at your response.


I have time for an infinite loop? I think not.
/reminds me of my childhood. Dad would open a fifth of bourbon and throw the top away.
2012-11-25 03:03:27 PM
1 votes:
I bought a bottle of Wild Turkey so the non-meat-eaters can damned well have some turkey.
2012-11-25 03:02:32 PM
1 votes:
Putting it out there... Rye.
2012-11-25 02:56:25 PM
1 votes:

simplicimus: whatisaidwas: foo monkey: Bourbon is disgusting.

You shut your whore mouth.

No, scotch is disgusting. Bourbon is nectar.


Read the original comment. Read the reply. Look at your response.
2012-11-25 02:04:39 PM
1 votes:

demaL-demaL-yeH: BGates: Why would you want to ruin good bourbon by anything other than ice in it?

Vulgarian.
"Neat" and "branch water" are the only acceptable answers.


Agreed. 20 year old Pappy don't mix.
2012-11-25 02:02:41 PM
1 votes:
1. Monday
2. Tuesday
3. Wednesday
4. Thursday
5. Friday
6. Saturday
7. Sunday
8. The wife is on my a$$ again
9. The wife isn't on my a$$ for once
10. They changed the damn TPS cover sheets again.
2012-11-25 01:57:57 PM
1 votes:
I'm too drunk to care what I'm drinking?

A lifetime of alcoholism has burned off my taste buds?

My cousin doesn't look quite attractive enough yet?

Just kidding, Kentuckians. Hell, two of those things apply to me right now. (My cousin is plenty hot already. Yyyyyowza.)
2012-11-25 01:56:01 PM
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: TofuTheAlmighty: sigdiamond2000: Scotch: Whiskey for people who don't like whiskey.

I bet you like your ribeyes well done with ketchup, too.

I've never tasted a bad bourbon. I've had a lot of sh*t scotch.


That might be because you buy decent bourbons and shiat scotches. Lay off the Clan MacGregor.
2012-11-25 01:43:40 PM
1 votes:

BGates: Why would you want to ruin good bourbon by anything other than ice in it?


The same reason everyone should add mountain dew to scotch. It enhances the flavor. Nothing like a red bull and ten high to start off the morning
2012-11-25 01:34:18 PM
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: Scotch: Whiskey for people who don't like whiskey.


I bet you like your ribeyes well done with ketchup, too.
2012-11-25 01:26:21 PM
1 votes:

Biff Spiffy: 'I like bourbon' apparently isn't a legitimate reason?


Followed closely by "I'm thirsty".
2012-11-25 01:18:50 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, but it's not like you're gonna de-glaze some mushrooms out on the corner.
 
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