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(Gather)   Will Rick get another phone call? Will Michonne find her way to the prison? Will Merle lend a hand to Maggie and Glenn, or does The Governor have something else in mind? It's your official Walking Dead Discussion Thread (9PM ET on AMC)   (entertainment.gather.com) divider line 88
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2012-11-25 07:25:03 PM  
5 votes:
Will Michonne find her way to the prison? Really, subby? Did you watch the previous episode?

Also

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-25 11:49:48 PM  
4 votes:

Rhames: [pixeldripgallery.com image 850x476]


Dont Fark with Carl!


i.imgur.com
2012-11-25 08:20:33 PM  
4 votes:

someonelse: One Bad Apple: Krymson Tyde: I've met several people during my life that were just like Merle; I've disliked all of them just as I do him.

I guess what I'm saying is I'd like to see Merle dead.

You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.

Merle is awesome

Simmer down. You're both correct.


I want to see Merle have all his limbs replaced with other items. And go full steampunk.

His junk will be replaced with a brass meteorological station.
2012-11-25 10:27:03 PM  
3 votes:
When are Rick and his gang going to find the different Dharma stations scattered around the island?
2012-11-25 10:08:49 PM  
3 votes:

Mugato: Daryl needs to kill Merle. Thematically it's the way to go.


Or they could bring him back into the group. He could try to sabotage their efforts, and try to get them killed, and every week they could foil his plans. Like Dr. Smith, from Lost in Space!

/No, I think you're right, and there's only one way to go.
2012-11-25 09:51:05 PM  
3 votes:
Mmmmmm, KFC Festive Feast after watching a random guy get killed with a samurai sword then eaten by zombles. lulz. Classy advertissments
2012-11-25 09:50:44 PM  
3 votes:
*zombies graphically feasting on guts*

This program sponsored by KFC! Yum yum!
2012-11-25 09:33:13 PM  
3 votes:
Comic Book Men are the most obnoxious collection of douchebags ever. Except maybe us.
2012-11-25 09:31:30 PM  
3 votes:
This last fight scene sponsored by:
brandirectory.com
2012-11-25 09:21:34 PM  
3 votes:
Wait, I thought all gunshot wounds on TV had to be treated by pulling the bullet out with forceps and dropping it into a metal bowl.
2012-11-25 08:53:05 PM  
3 votes:

eagles95: Packer game is on...sorry i wont be here for the thread....but postgame will watch and will be commenting here.


Packer fan? And nothing of value will be missed.
2012-11-25 02:51:27 PM  
3 votes:

jack21221: flamingboar: I'm dreading tonight's episode. Maggie and Glenn are my favorite characters so they better not get hurt!

Glenn gets his teeth kicked in and Maggie gets locked up in the Rape Room. Happy Thanksgiving.


It could all be in Rick's head, or maybe Carl is autistic and stareing at a snow globe?
2012-11-26 02:54:16 PM  
2 votes:

Creeping Malaise: Jim from Saint Paul: I want to tell you a story. I'm going to ask you all to close your eyes while I tell you the story. I want you to listen to me. I want you to listen to yourselves. Go ahead. Close your eyes, please. This is a story about a wman walking home from the grocery store one sunny afternoon. I want you to picture this woman.

Suddenly a truck races up. Two men jump out and grab her. One has a long, sharp knife taped to his stump of an arm. They drag her into a nearby town and they tie her up and they rip her clothes from her body. Now one climbs on. Now he's raping her, shattering everything innocent and pure with a vicious thrust in a fog of drunken breath and sweat. And when they're done, after they've killed her womb, murdered any chance for her to have children, to have life beyond her own, they decide to use her for target practice. They start throwing full beer cans at her. They throw them so hard that it tears the flesh all the way to her bones. Then they urinate on her.

Now comes the hanging. They have a rope. They tie a noose. Imagine the noose going tight around her neck and with a sudden blinding jerk she's pulled into the air and her feet and legs go kicking. They don't find the ground. The hanging branch isn't strong enough. It snaps and she falls back to the earth. So they pick her up, throw her in the back of the truck and drive out to the edge of town. Pitch her over the wall. And she drops some thirty feet down to the creek bottom below. Can you see her? Her raped, beaten, broken body soaked in their urine, soaked in their semen, soaked in her blood, left to die. Can you see ...

I closed my eyes. What happens next?


Obviously they're still open.

Stop cheating so I can start.
2012-11-26 12:17:29 PM  
2 votes:

Jim from Saint Paul:
Now imagine it's Maggie.

i.qkme.me

2012-11-26 10:26:21 AM  
2 votes:

born_yesterday: I'll correct myself for the formatting of my post above; I in no way meant to imply that Fark_Guy_Rob was the kind of moran that would fire a rifle with a bent barrel.


For the record, I probably am the kind of moran that would fire a rifle with a bent barrel :)
2012-11-25 11:12:09 PM  
2 votes:

IronTom: Chill out, ye paranoid hermits...


No.
We saw what happened this week to a paranoid hermit.
2012-11-25 09:55:58 PM  
2 votes:
This episode is full of chicks just getting shiat done. Michonne, Andrea, Glen.
2012-11-25 09:50:28 PM  
2 votes:
poor guy lived there for god knows how long before those jackasses come along and ruin everything
2012-11-25 09:47:49 PM  
2 votes:
Right, I forgot, there are zombies in this show.
2012-11-25 09:26:48 PM  
2 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: No, son..."Judith" sucks. Dumbass.


Disagrees, thricely:

upload.wikimedia.org
2012-11-25 09:24:00 PM  
2 votes:
Mrs. Miller? Weird name for a baby but, ok...
2012-11-25 09:12:49 PM  
2 votes:
Michonne looses her sword more times than Carl gets out of the house.
2012-11-25 09:11:43 PM  
2 votes:
If Maggie gets hurt, I'm taking it out on a random puppie. Decide, AMC.
2012-11-25 09:01:06 PM  
2 votes:

IronTom: I'm burning with excitement.


I read that as "burning with excrement".

/reading the Bible thread
2012-11-25 08:31:19 PM  
2 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Methadone Girls: Well, I see we're off to a good start. Maybe there won't be any rape at all. Maybe they'll make Maggie tea and give her pretty dresses. It could happen.

I'm betting Rick goes total cray-cray and rapes the phone.


www.akelarre.tv
2012-11-25 08:26:31 PM  
2 votes:

FunkOut:

I want to see Merle have all his limbs replaced with other items. And go full steampunk.

His junk will be replaced with a brass meteorological station.


www.pce-instruments.com

How YOU doin' ?
2012-11-25 08:24:20 PM  
2 votes:
cdn2.gamefront.com 

Just remember, you are killing for T Dogg
2012-11-25 07:54:45 PM  
2 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: Will Michonne find her way to the prison? Really, subby? Did you watch the previous episode?

Also


I watch Walking Dead every week, and just watched Love, Actually on Wednesday, and never put together this was the same actor. Yes, I'm neither terribly bright nor observant.
2012-11-25 05:35:10 PM  
2 votes:

Methadone Girls: Well, I see we're off to a good start. Maybe there won't be any rape at all. Maybe they'll make Maggie tea and give her pretty dresses. It could happen.


Because it's PC, they don't rape Maggie. That's discrimination. Everyone instead rapes the Asian kid. Again and again, Merle and the Governer, and all the rest.

And, for the rest of the season, he doesn't sit down.

It's a ballsy re-write of the original story, I'll grant you.
2012-11-25 02:49:25 PM  
2 votes:

flamingboar: I'm dreading tonight's episode. Maggie and Glenn are my favorite characters so they better not get hurt!


Glenn gets his teeth kicked in and Maggie gets locked up in the Rape Room. Happy Thanksgiving.
2012-11-27 12:32:10 AM  
1 votes:
img827.imageshack.us
2012-11-26 10:11:52 PM  
1 votes:

The Banana Thug: kumanoki: IronTom: Chill out, ye paranoid hermits...

No.
We saw what happened this week to a paranoid hermit.

I'd love to know the story behind that hermit. How the fark did he survive out there on his own for so long? Did he even know a zombie apocalypse was going on? Strange that he threatened to call the cops.


and why did he live with a smelly dead dog?
2012-11-26 06:48:30 PM  
1 votes:

Jgok: Well, from the scenes inside the town I get the impression that the guys who took out the guardsmen were the only tough/ruthless/competent guys in Woodbury. That puts their complement of "fighters" at what? 10, maybe 12 guys?


Subtract 3 after the botched hunt for Michonne.


HotIgneous Intruder: damn. red zone.
so that's why it's called that.


The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
2012-11-26 02:33:01 PM  
1 votes:

Jim from Saint Paul: I want to tell you a story. I'm going to ask you all to close your eyes while I tell you the story. I want you to listen to me. I want you to listen to yourselves. Go ahead. Close your eyes, please. This is a story about a wman walking home from the grocery store one sunny afternoon. I want you to picture this woman.

Suddenly a truck races up. Two men jump out and grab her. One has a long, sharp knife taped to his stump of an arm. They drag her into a nearby town and they tie her up and they rip her clothes from her body. Now one climbs on. Now he's raping her, shattering everything innocent and pure with a vicious thrust in a fog of drunken breath and sweat. And when they're done, after they've killed her womb, murdered any chance for her to have children, to have life beyond her own, they decide to use her for target practice. They start throwing full beer cans at her. They throw them so hard that it tears the flesh all the way to her bones. Then they urinate on her.

Now comes the hanging. They have a rope. They tie a noose. Imagine the noose going tight around her neck and with a sudden blinding jerk she's pulled into the air and her feet and legs go kicking. They don't find the ground. The hanging branch isn't strong enough. It snaps and she falls back to the earth. So they pick her up, throw her in the back of the truck and drive out to the edge of town. Pitch her over the wall. And she drops some thirty feet down to the creek bottom below. Can you see her? Her raped, beaten, broken body soaked in their urine, soaked in their semen, soaked in her blood, left to die. Can you see ...


I closed my eyes. What happens next?
2012-11-26 02:25:02 PM  
1 votes:

The Banana Thug: I think they assumed that the walkers would swarm around to the back of the house if there was enough commotion. They threw the freshly dead body out to distract the zombies. But yea, I didn't like that scene in general, that hermit was unrealistic and the whole thing was unnecessary, except maybe to emphasize the existence of a Red Zone between the prison and the town. But the crazy hermit thing really took me out the seriousness of the episode.


Am I the only one that thought the Hermit was played by Jeff Fahey?
2012-11-26 02:12:02 PM  
1 votes:

that bosnian sniper: Well, if he'd ran out the front door the outcome would have been the same, with the added bonus of the guy screaming and drawing even more attention as the zombies ate him allowing the main characters to get away in even greater safety. The fact the shack had a back door that wasn't shoulder-deep in zombies kind of negated the entire point of the exercise.


I just love how that gore-fest transitioned to a KFC holiday feast commercial. Best segue ever.

Wicked Chinchilla: I did wonder why they didn't just head out the back instead of farking around inside. What, indeed, was the point of that? (aside from another scene showing michonne just gets shiat done regardless of moral implications)


I think they assumed that the walkers would swarm around to the back of the house if there was enough commotion. They threw the freshly dead body out to distract the zombies. But yea, I didn't like that scene in general, that hermit was unrealistic and the whole thing was unnecessary, except maybe to emphasize the existence of a Red Zone between the prison and the town. But the crazy hermit thing really took me out the seriousness of the episode.
2012-11-26 01:21:52 PM  
1 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: MoronLessOff: Darth_Lukecash: Oh boy! Rape is so entertaining!

Sounds to me like you know an awful lot about the subject. Why don't you have a seat?

I said rape- not pedophilism.

Nothing pisses me off as using rape as part of entertainment.


indiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com
2012-11-26 11:36:02 AM  
1 votes:
www.seldomusedreserve.com
2012-11-26 09:32:19 AM  
1 votes:
I'll correct myself for the formatting of my post above; I in no way meant to imply that Fark_Guy_Rob was the kind of moran that would fire a rifle with a bent barrel.
2012-11-26 09:14:34 AM  
1 votes:

You Are All Sheep: How else are you going to shoot around corners? Jeez guys.


1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-26 08:44:40 AM  
1 votes:
How else are you going to shoot around corners? Jeez guys.
2012-11-26 02:38:04 AM  
1 votes:
Just finished watching: damn I have a serious lump in my stomach.

Anyone else notice the first shot of the Woodbury guard on the wall? His rifle barrel seemed REALLY bent.

The Governor actually seems scared. I'm actually kinda hoping for a wholesale slaughter of everyone in the town. Does that make me a bad person?
2012-11-26 02:15:36 AM  
1 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: buffalosoldier: Dogs have been depicted at least three times. Once, scavenging in atlanta, the three chihuahuas owned by the vatos, and a golden retriever in woodbury.

- Darabont era Season one, before budget cuts
- Darabont era Season one, before budget cuts
- Mazzara era Season three, after budget cuts

Like others, I don't even remember the golden retriever.

What I don't get is, how are we supposed to believe that zombies are fast enough to chase and eat dogs and cats? it's like how single zombies are allegedly able to chase down deer. Come on, now. Zombies are single-minded right up until they're distracted by the next shiny thing or loud noise, in this show. And what happened to all the alleged killer dogs? Feral dog pack versus Atlanta horde... take the dogs.

But, eh, AMC is cheap.


That and plus you can't display a pack of dogs without opening a huge pandora's box of issues. The last thing you want is even the rumor of negative treatment with regards to animals. As a huge Falcons fan once told me "Dogs are the new white women, you just don't fark with em"
2012-11-26 02:12:59 AM  
1 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Feral dog pack versus Atlanta horde... take the dogs.


Nobody's going to watch The Walking Dogs.
2012-11-26 01:55:38 AM  
1 votes:

Gonzee: buffalosoldier: Dogs have been depicted at least three times. Once, scavenging in atlanta, the three chihuahuas owned by the vatos, and a golden retriever in woodbury.

I guess I missed those. Still not as prevalent as I would expect.

Max Awesome: I would think if I had a yappy dog in the zombie apocalypse I'd probably have to put a bullet in it eventually.

/same thing with a crying baby.

My dog is far from yappy.


Yeah, but your kid....
2012-11-26 12:46:24 AM  
1 votes:

Tencolin: If you're looking for some Walking Dead goodness, pick up Tell Tale's game if you haven't. The characters, storyline, and voice acting is all top notch. I'm about to start my second play through in order to see what different decisions lead to in the end.


..... (doesn't have the heart to say) ....
2012-11-25 11:05:14 PM  
1 votes:

eagles95: Time for CM PUNK on Talking Dead


/FWC


www.myjourneytowrestlemania.com
2012-11-25 11:01:31 PM  
1 votes:
www.freewebs.com
2012-11-25 10:56:05 PM  
1 votes:
Andrea sure has a great ass.
2012-11-25 10:27:17 PM  
1 votes:

titwrench: born_yesterday: SithLord: D2theMcV: Methadone Girls: SithLord: Looking at next week's preview, Andrea is taking a gun and shooting at Rick's group. They left her for dead so she's going to be pretty pissed off with them.

Andrea would forgive them faster than Merle

I think Andrea realizes how the situation went down, and how they weren't specifically abandoning her. So I think she'd definitely forgive them, and even join back up.

Who knows. Maybe the Governor's so up in her head and cooch that she'll do whatever he says.

My guess is, she kills Two-Dog, showing she's turned to the Governor's side, and is killed by Rick.

Her shirt has a 5 on it. Rick has killed 4 people so far...


Of course, the silver lining is that Rick killing Andrea for killing Two-Dog is validation that Two-Dog has been accepted by the group!
2012-11-25 10:24:28 PM  
1 votes:

born_yesterday: SithLord: D2theMcV: Methadone Girls: SithLord: Looking at next week's preview, Andrea is taking a gun and shooting at Rick's group. They left her for dead so she's going to be pretty pissed off with them.

Andrea would forgive them faster than Merle

I think Andrea realizes how the situation went down, and how they weren't specifically abandoning her. So I think she'd definitely forgive them, and even join back up.

Who knows. Maybe the Governor's so up in her head and cooch that she'll do whatever he says.

My guess is, she kills Two-Dog, showing she's turned to the Governor's side, and is killed by Rick.


Her shirt has a 5 on it. Rick has killed 4 people so far...
2012-11-25 10:09:15 PM  
1 votes:
memecreator.net

meh. needed more legitimate rape with merle making glenn squeal like a pig.

sooeee sooeee sooeee
2012-11-25 10:02:19 PM  
1 votes:

Tencolin: So, is Milton even really a scientist?


Batman's a scientist.
2012-11-25 09:57:59 PM  
1 votes:

Tencolin: So, is Milton even really a scientist?


3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-25 09:56:58 PM  
1 votes:
Maggie is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo farking sexy when she's half naked and crying.
2012-11-25 09:56:43 PM  
1 votes:
Chicks can't ever keep secrets!
2012-11-25 09:51:25 PM  
1 votes:

HempHead: Can't believe T-Dog(2) is still alive.


Two Dogg just got a happy hard on for Michonne when she stabbed that dude.
2012-11-25 09:50:57 PM  
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: I don't think I want the rest of my lasagna


Can I have it? I'm still eating leftovers from Thursday.
2012-11-25 09:50:17 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, what nickname are we gonna give---oh, nevermind...
2012-11-25 09:50:12 PM  
1 votes:
I don't think I want the rest of my lasagna
2012-11-25 09:46:56 PM  
1 votes:
dailytimewithgod.com
2012-11-25 09:44:01 PM  
1 votes:

Tencolin: So...nothing after all..? He just gets off on the power of it all, eh?


Now he's gonna bone the shiat out of Andrea while thinking of Maggie. What a dirty little perv.
2012-11-25 09:39:53 PM  
1 votes:
When I thought "How could they make this show better?" gratuitous nudity wasn't the first thing that came to mind. That's why I'm not creating shows, apparently!
2012-11-25 09:37:30 PM  
1 votes:

Mugato: I tuned in late. What's Jack Tripper doing with the old guy. Is he a zombie?


He's going to see if he can remember things after her turns

...but Mr Furly thinks it has something to do with sex
2012-11-25 09:36:55 PM  
1 votes:
img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com
2012-11-25 09:36:49 PM  
1 votes:
DESTROY HIM MAGGIE!
2012-11-25 09:29:44 PM  
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Kick him in the nuts!!


Do zombie have nards?!
2012-11-25 09:29:07 PM  
1 votes:
Just Glen's luck, they used American made furniture to tie him to.
2012-11-25 09:28:12 PM  
1 votes:
Merle needs to meet a walker....like 3 HOURS ago.
2012-11-25 09:27:28 PM  
1 votes:
new.assets.thequietus.com
2012-11-25 09:25:46 PM  
1 votes:
Going to war in a Hyundai with Mustache and Two-Dogg...

I predict that Mustache will defect to the Gov.
2012-11-25 09:25:18 PM  
1 votes:

shanrick: So they took an expendable crew member with them.


he just needs a red shirt
2012-11-25 09:24:58 PM  
1 votes:
good ol Hyundai, survives a zombie apocalypse
2012-11-25 09:23:06 PM  
1 votes:
Asskicker, meet Stormagedden.
2012-11-25 09:22:51 PM  
1 votes:

balthan: though


Also some whiskey and biting on a leather belt.
2012-11-25 09:20:25 PM  
1 votes:

D2theMcV: Seriously. "My name is Michonne. The Governor took your people. And Andrea is there."

Was that so hard?


It is for the writers. Like others were saying, Michonne's an attorney (unless they changed that for the show, inexplicably) and couldn't explain herself and her misgivings to Andrea over how many episodes?
2012-11-25 09:16:23 PM  
1 votes:

ranak: Michonne looses her sword more times than Carl gets out of the house.


Carl? OH SHIAT! HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?!?!??
2012-11-25 09:11:58 PM  
1 votes:
"Great. Another place I can't leave"
2012-11-25 09:10:00 PM  
1 votes:
Yay Carl!

/wait wha?
2012-11-25 09:09:06 PM  
1 votes:
And she's off Michonning!
2012-11-25 09:06:59 PM  
1 votes:
It must be hard not to hit with the bayonethand

Not sure what the bayonet to the lip is supposed to do, it can't be fun though.
2012-11-25 08:47:55 PM  
1 votes:

IronTom: eagles95: Packer game is on...sorry i wont be here for the thread....but postgame will watch and will be commenting here.

You'll be missed.


whoever you are
2012-11-25 08:38:43 PM  
1 votes:

Methadone Girls:


Merle needs to die. He won't forgive the group for leaving him behind.


From what I gather he wasn't all that chummy with them before that. Of all the people that are enthralled to the Gov only Merle has the courage to defy him....by lying about Michonne.
2012-11-25 06:22:29 PM  
1 votes:

Methadone Girls: Well, I see we're off to a good start. Maybe there won't be any rape at all. Maybe they'll make Maggie tea and give her pretty dresses. It could happen.


I'm betting Rick goes total cray-cray and rapes the phone.
2012-11-25 05:27:32 PM  
1 votes:
Well, I see we're off to a good start. Maybe there won't be any rape at all. Maybe they'll make Maggie tea and give her pretty dresses. It could happen.
2012-11-25 03:13:58 PM  
1 votes:
Fortunately, AMC spruced up the Rape Room:

upload.wikimedia.org
2012-11-25 01:10:02 PM  
1 votes:
Is subby a week behind? Find out tonight at 9PM ET on AMC.
2012-11-25 12:21:06 PM  
1 votes:
Poor, poor Maggie...

/Of course, maybe they'll surprise us and Glenn will be the one to get raped.
 
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