Counter_Intelligent: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: juhis: manatee photo-bombThat's not a manatee...THAT'S MY WIFE!!
PreMortem: Give me your address, next time I'm down there I'll pull one out of the water and eviscerate it on your doorstep.
Mentalpatient87: I'm just not seeing what the big deal is. It didn't attack her, and it's not like she held it down and stabbed it. It's a ton plus of meat and survival instinct, not a Ming vase, it'll be okay.
Godamnlimey: Why annoy molest and harass when you can just cook and eat themCattle of the sea
jaytkay: Mentalpatient87: I'm just not seeing what the big deal is. It didn't attack her, and it's not like she held it down and stabbed it. It's a ton plus of meat and survival instinct, not a Ming vase, it'll be okay.Maybe it's like feeding the bears at Yosemite.It trains them to hang around humans, and consequently somebody's gonna get hurt./ Though I dunno if having a fat lady ride you would be an attraction/ No, not for you, I mean for manatees
Dahnkster: [arrogantass.files.wordpress.com image 700x526]Bow Chicka Wow Wow.
9Speed: Galileo's Daughter: But you can annoy, molest, harass, or disturb lionfish. That's okay, right?They aren't indigenous and they're destroying reef ecosystems.
Howie Spankowitz: Do you really think that animal wanted to be your f*cking entertainment for the day, you clueless cow?
jmadisonbiii: Which one is the sea cow?/low-hanging fruit
Your Average Witty Fark User: Arrested? Really? That's ridiculous.
9Speed: Manatees are playful... they will come up to you, rub up against you, roll over for you to rub their belly etc. It's tough not to reciprocate their longing for attention.
9Speed: Howie Spankowitz: Her punishment should be that a giant blubbery manatee gets to come into her house and ride her around for a day, just jumping on her at random.What a dumbass. I can't f*cking stand people like her. Do you really think that animal wanted to be your f*cking entertainment for the day, you clueless cow? Next time you wonder why some sign exists like "Don't Put Tongue in Electrical Socket," you will know it's because of this insufferable idiot.dogdaze: My mom's a tour guide at parks here in Fla. She told me of one new park opened here in Fla and the rangers allowed people to swim with the manatees but under certain conditions so as not to harm the creatures (e.g. no touching, no fins). She said that a good 10-20% of those allowed in the water were asked to leave because they simply could not follow easy to understand rules.Manatees are playful... they will come up to you, rub up against you, roll over for you to rub their belly etc. It's tough not to reciprocate their longing for attention.
mutterfark: This makes me so mad I could punch an octopus./not really
prjindigo: ...and be posted as a repeat at fark because Drew can't afford a contextual story database OR people with the memory of a three year old.
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