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(Fox News)   The war on Christmas continues, now includes hand grenades   (foxnews.com) divider line 15
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2012-11-25 11:39:00 AM
5 votes:
I hope they were Holy Hand Grenades, at least. It IS Christmas, after all.
2012-11-25 11:42:46 AM
3 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: The question is really:

Who doesn't want a hand grenade?


A sloth?

"Dammit, Larry, throw it already!"
"I am. I can't go any faster. I am a farkin' slo*BOOM*!"
2012-11-25 11:37:17 AM
3 votes:
Damn it Kids, drop that grenade and play with your Lawn Darts.
2012-11-25 02:56:05 PM
1 votes:

Begoggle: dickfreckle: mekki: I wonder how many people are actually going to read the article and how many are going to skip it and go into, "Silly, superstitious Christians. There is no war on Christmas" rants in this thread.

Fair enough.

But after years of being polite, I'm actually going to say, "Happy Holidays" just to see how many people I can piss off.

/am normally a nice guy, but even reading "War on Christmas" in the headline drives me nuts
//deez nutz

I say Happy Ramadan to everyone I meet.
Members of other religions piss off the wackos more than atheists.


moshi moshi! may Gift Giving Man be extra generous to your family!
2012-11-25 01:54:38 PM
1 votes:

diaphoresis: WTF is a Ramadan?


They are these tasty noodles you heat like soup.
2012-11-25 01:51:33 PM
1 votes:

Nothing To See Here: Because People in power are Stupid: The question is really:

Who doesn't want a hand grenade?

Well not a real grenade, that would be cruel.


No, it has to be a real one. The lesson here is that we all have potential just like a live grenade has. The grenade just sits there quietly waiting for it's chance to change the world and maybe, if it's really lucky, one day it's pin will be pulled and that plucky young munition will make it's mark on humanity. A scorched burning bleeding mark but a mark all the same. We can all learn from that hand grenade and live our lives in memory of it's heroic actions. Merry Christmas and God Bless America.
2012-11-25 01:44:58 PM
1 votes:

Dahnkster: Came for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, leaving on three.

ONE! TWO! FIVE!


Three, sir!
2012-11-25 12:30:30 PM
1 votes:
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2012-11-25 12:22:15 PM
1 votes:

mekki: I wonder how many people are actually going to read the article and how many are going to skip it and go into, "Silly, superstitious Christians. There is no war on Christmas" rants in this thread.


Can I do both?

I'm a militant atheist who plans on throwing hand grenades into churches and nativity scenes on Christmas eve, because that's what we intolerant militant atheists do. It's even in our handbook! 

/Begun the Christmas wars, has
2012-11-25 12:15:32 PM
1 votes:
coolmaterial.com
2012-11-25 12:02:11 PM
1 votes:

Mentalpatient87: This article reads like a book report from 4th grade an example of current print journalism in the age of "everyone gets a star in English class"..


There yuh go.
2012-11-25 11:56:54 AM
1 votes:
This article reads like a book report from 4th grade.
2012-11-25 11:44:39 AM
1 votes:

Nothing To See Here: Keep Chi$t in Xmas,
the churches need the money to fund war and hatred against other gods.


And we have our first "I didn't read the farkin' article" post. YAY!

*throws confetti*
2012-11-25 11:37:19 AM
1 votes:

mekki: I wonder how many people are actually going to read the article and how many are going to skip it and go into, "Silly, superstitious Christians. There is no war on Christmas" rants in this thread.


Fair enough.

But after years of being polite, I'm actually going to say, "Happy Holidays" just to see how many people I can piss off.

/am normally a nice guy, but even reading "War on Christmas" in the headline drives me nuts
//deez nutz
2012-11-25 11:32:28 AM
1 votes:
I wonder how many people are actually going to read the article and how many are going to skip it and go into, "Silly, superstitious Christians. There is no war on Christmas" rants in this thread.
 
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