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(Fox News)   The war on Christmas continues, now includes hand grenades   ( divider line
    More: Florida, hand grenades, Army Corps of Engineers, grenades  
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6641 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Nov 2012 at 11:29 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-25 11:40:28 AM  
2 votes:
The question is really:

Who doesn't want a hand grenade?
2012-11-25 01:51:33 PM  
1 vote:

Nothing To See Here: Because People in power are Stupid: The question is really:

Who doesn't want a hand grenade?

Well not a real grenade, that would be cruel.

No, it has to be a real one. The lesson here is that we all have potential just like a live grenade has. The grenade just sits there quietly waiting for it's chance to change the world and maybe, if it's really lucky, one day it's pin will be pulled and that plucky young munition will make it's mark on humanity. A scorched burning bleeding mark but a mark all the same. We can all learn from that hand grenade and live our lives in memory of it's heroic actions. Merry Christmas and God Bless America.
2012-11-25 11:44:39 AM  
1 vote:

Nothing To See Here: Keep Chi$t in Xmas,
the churches need the money to fund war and hatred against other gods.

And we have our first "I didn't read the farkin' article" post. YAY!

*throws confetti*
2012-11-25 11:37:19 AM  
1 vote:

mekki: I wonder how many people are actually going to read the article and how many are going to skip it and go into, "Silly, superstitious Christians. There is no war on Christmas" rants in this thread.

Fair enough.

But after years of being polite, I'm actually going to say, "Happy Holidays" just to see how many people I can piss off.

/am normally a nice guy, but even reading "War on Christmas" in the headline drives me nuts
//deez nutz
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