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2012-11-25 07:18:40 AM
 
2012-11-25 11:32:28 AM
I wonder how many people are actually going to read the article and how many are going to skip it and go into, "Silly, superstitious Christians. There is no war on Christmas" rants in this thread.
 
2012-11-25 11:35:12 AM
a) Christmas FL, b) Fox News, c) Christmas FL ~20 mi W of Cape Canaveral.
 
2012-11-25 11:37:17 AM
Damn it Kids, drop that grenade and play with your Lawn Darts.
 
2012-11-25 11:37:19 AM

mekki: I wonder how many people are actually going to read the article and how many are going to skip it and go into, "Silly, superstitious Christians. There is no war on Christmas" rants in this thread.


Fair enough.

But after years of being polite, I'm actually going to say, "Happy Holidays" just to see how many people I can piss off.

/am normally a nice guy, but even reading "War on Christmas" in the headline drives me nuts
//deez nutz
 
2012-11-25 11:37:38 AM

laulaja: a) Christmas FL, b) Fox News, c) Christmas FL ~20 mi W of Cape Canaveral.


I'll take C ftw... Conspiracy to hide grenade ~20 miles from Cape Canaveral so they can blow up any launches coming out of there... or just in case Obama lands there one day.
 
2012-11-25 11:38:29 AM

Nothing To See Here: Damn it Kids, drop that grenade and play with your Lawn Darts.


Each time Lawn Darts are mentioned on Fark, I shed a wistful tear. That is all.

We should probably start talking about TFA now.
 
2012-11-25 11:39:00 AM
I hope they were Holy Hand Grenades, at least. It IS Christmas, after all.
 
2012-11-25 11:40:28 AM
The question is really:

Who doesn't want a hand grenade?
 
2012-11-25 11:41:15 AM
Keep Chi$t in Xmas,
the churches need the money to fund war and hatred against other gods.
 
2012-11-25 11:42:46 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: The question is really:

Who doesn't want a hand grenade?


A sloth?

"Dammit, Larry, throw it already!"
"I am. I can't go any faster. I am a farkin' slo*BOOM*!"
 
2012-11-25 11:42:51 AM
Kids add grenade launcher to Christmas list.
 
2012-11-25 11:44:39 AM

Nothing To See Here: Keep Chi$t in Xmas,
the churches need the money to fund war and hatred against other gods.


And we have our first "I didn't read the farkin' article" post. YAY!

*throws confetti*
 
2012-11-25 11:54:22 AM
scarsmagazine.com

Hand grenades are small potatoes in the War on Christmas. The military might of Mr. Claus cannot be dismissed as inconsequential, not since he defeated a whole planet.
 
2012-11-25 11:56:54 AM
This article reads like a book report from 4th grade.
 
2012-11-25 11:57:00 AM
What happens when Christmas starts fighting back?

War of Christmas(video)
 
2012-11-25 11:59:33 AM

mekki: I wonder how many people are actually going to read the article and how many are going to skip it and go into, "Silly, superstitious Christians. There is no war on Christmas" rants in this thread.



Bless you.
 
2012-11-25 12:02:11 PM

Mentalpatient87: This article reads like a book report from 4th grade an example of current print journalism in the age of "everyone gets a star in English class"..


There yuh go.
 
2012-11-25 12:13:12 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: The question is really:

Who doesn't want a hand grenade?


Everyone wants one at first, but that doesn't last.
As soon as they pull the pin, everyone decides they really don't want it any more.

Obligatory:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-25 12:15:32 PM
coolmaterial.com
 
2012-11-25 12:15:48 PM

darthdrafter: [scarsmagazine.com image 337x500]

Hand grenades are small potatoes in the War on Christmas. The military might of Mr. Claus cannot be dismissed as inconsequential, not since he defeated a whole planet.


DROPO!
That movie so horrifically bad. I watched it last Xmas as part of "bad xmas movie xmas."

/Xmas cards are here Xmas people!
//Xmas!
///I think you are using an archaic pronunciation of the word "Xmas" like when you say ask instead of "ax."
 
2012-11-25 12:22:15 PM

mekki: I wonder how many people are actually going to read the article and how many are going to skip it and go into, "Silly, superstitious Christians. There is no war on Christmas" rants in this thread.


Can I do both?

I'm a militant atheist who plans on throwing hand grenades into churches and nativity scenes on Christmas eve, because that's what we intolerant militant atheists do. It's even in our handbook! 

/Begun the Christmas wars, has
 
2012-11-25 12:24:55 PM
That article was not what I was expecting. It was badly written and almost informative. Perhaps this article will grow up to be a real news item one day.
 
2012-11-25 12:30:30 PM
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-25 12:38:09 PM
I always love the butthurt when you call 'em "xtians" or call it "xmas" that you can sometimes get from some people. It just shows you they don't know who Gutenberg was or understand the concept of saving space while printing a bible. It amuses me greatly.

If I ever completely lose my mind and move to Florida, I'll move to Christmas, just so I can write it as "xmas".

/easily amused
//can I get one of those grenades gift wrapped for Yule? 
///wanna send it to psycho uncle in Norway
*with love, from California! ♥*
 
2012-11-25 12:58:33 PM
Came for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, leaving on three.

ONE! TWO! FIVE!
 
2012-11-25 01:05:00 PM

offmymeds: [i1136.photobucket.com image 850x652]


Ah, the good old days when you could have stuff like that without getting shot by the police
 
2012-11-25 01:09:29 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: The question is really:

Who doesn't want a hand grenade?


Well not a real grenade, that would be cruel.
 
2012-11-25 01:13:38 PM
FARK, I am disappoint.

Came for Whendonite Farkers rejoicing with Jayne references. Leaving disenchanted.
 
2012-11-25 01:44:58 PM

Dahnkster: Came for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, leaving on three.

ONE! TWO! FIVE!


Three, sir!
 
2012-11-25 01:46:49 PM

dickfreckle: mekki: I wonder how many people are actually going to read the article and how many are going to skip it and go into, "Silly, superstitious Christians. There is no war on Christmas" rants in this thread.

Fair enough.

But after years of being polite, I'm actually going to say, "Happy Holidays" just to see how many people I can piss off.

/am normally a nice guy, but even reading "War on Christmas" in the headline drives me nuts
//deez nutz


I say Happy Ramadan to everyone I meet.
Members of other religions piss off the wackos more than atheists.
 
2012-11-25 01:47:52 PM

Begoggle: dickfreckle: mekki: I wonder how many people are actually going to read the article and how many are going to skip it and go into, "Silly, superstitious Christians. There is no war on Christmas" rants in this thread.

Fair enough.

But after years of being polite, I'm actually going to say, "Happy Holidays" just to see how many people I can piss off.

/am normally a nice guy, but even reading "War on Christmas" in the headline drives me nuts
//deez nutz

I say Happy Ramadan to everyone I meet.
Members of other religions piss off the wackos more than atheists.


WTF is a Ramadan? Meh.. who cares.. you're religion isn't important.
 
2012-11-25 01:51:33 PM

Nothing To See Here: Because People in power are Stupid: The question is really:

Who doesn't want a hand grenade?

Well not a real grenade, that would be cruel.


No, it has to be a real one. The lesson here is that we all have potential just like a live grenade has. The grenade just sits there quietly waiting for it's chance to change the world and maybe, if it's really lucky, one day it's pin will be pulled and that plucky young munition will make it's mark on humanity. A scorched burning bleeding mark but a mark all the same. We can all learn from that hand grenade and live our lives in memory of it's heroic actions. Merry Christmas and God Bless America.
 
2012-11-25 01:54:38 PM

diaphoresis: WTF is a Ramadan?


They are these tasty noodles you heat like soup.
 
2012-11-25 02:14:09 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: The question is really:

Who doesn't want a hand grenade?


The person who had one thrown at them.
 
2012-11-25 02:14:34 PM

darthdrafter: Nothing To See Here: Because People in power are Stupid: The question is really:

Who doesn't want a hand grenade?

Well not a real grenade, that would be cruel.

No, it has to be a real one. The lesson here is that we all have potential just like a live grenade has. The grenade just sits there quietly waiting for it's chance to change the world and maybe, if it's really lucky, one day it's pin will be pulled and that plucky young munition will make it's mark on humanity. A scorched burning bleeding mark but a mark all the same. We can all learn from that hand grenade and live our lives in memory of it's heroic actions. Merry Christmas and God Bless America.


You're starting to sound like my ole buddy Lefty.
 
2012-11-25 02:21:41 PM

darthdrafter: Nothing To See Here: Because People in power are Stupid: The question is really:

Who doesn't want a hand grenade?

Well not a real grenade, that would be cruel.

No, it has to be a real one. The lesson here is that we all have potential just like a live grenade has. The grenade just sits there quietly waiting for it's chance to change the world and maybe, if it's really lucky, one day it's pin will be pulled and that plucky young munition will make it's mark on humanity. A scorched burning bleeding mark but a mark all the same. We can all learn from that hand grenade and live our lives in memory of it's heroic actions. Merry Christmas and God Bless America.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-25 02:56:05 PM

Begoggle: dickfreckle: mekki: I wonder how many people are actually going to read the article and how many are going to skip it and go into, "Silly, superstitious Christians. There is no war on Christmas" rants in this thread.

Fair enough.

But after years of being polite, I'm actually going to say, "Happy Holidays" just to see how many people I can piss off.

/am normally a nice guy, but even reading "War on Christmas" in the headline drives me nuts
//deez nutz

I say Happy Ramadan to everyone I meet.
Members of other religions piss off the wackos more than atheists.


moshi moshi! may Gift Giving Man be extra generous to your family!
 
2012-11-25 05:38:34 PM

mekki: I wonder how many people are actually going to read the article and how many are going to skip it and go into, "Silly, superstitious Christians. There is no war on Christmas" rants in this thread.


I wonder how many people are going to read the article, and head for that lot with metal detectors and shovels in hand...
 
2012-11-25 05:58:38 PM
I live about 15 min east of Christmas, subby you made my day. "Rural" is an apt description, but there are Christmas decorations up all year at one of the 3 businesses off the main road.

People line up and go crazy to have thier X-Mas cards sent from there.
 
2012-11-25 07:25:28 PM
www.wired.com
 
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