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(The Braiser)   Just before jetting off to Myanmar for new CNN show, Anthony Bourdain advises world to avoid Panini Express at JFK's Terminal 1: "Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC resto. Up to 30 now"   (thebraiser.com) divider line 15
    More: PSA, Anthony Bourdain, Panini Express, JFK, Myanmar, CNN, Aung San Suu Kyi  
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5847 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 25 Nov 2012 at 8:48 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-25 09:36:12 AM
5 votes:
He'll be much relieved by the spotless sanitation in Myanmar.
2012-11-25 10:13:12 AM
2 votes:

BalugaJoe: Ok. Where can I get a meal cooked by him?


Dan Marino isn't a QB. I see him on pregame shows but he isn't actually playing in the games on Sunday. What a poser.
2012-11-25 09:54:54 AM
2 votes:
It'll always be Burma to me.
2012-11-25 09:00:18 AM
2 votes:

delathi: News aggregator sends you to blog which reprints tweets from reality show star.


"It's not news. It's Fark."
2012-11-25 01:43:22 PM
1 votes:

DoomPaul: Hankie Fest: A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.

I assume it might be due to the character limits on Twitter.


It's more important to feign outrage, DAMNIT!!
2012-11-25 11:30:44 AM
1 votes:
OK, who else read that as "jerking off to Myanmar"? I can't be the only one.

/Right, guys? Guys?
2012-11-25 10:56:27 AM
1 votes:

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: DoomPaul: Hankie Fest: A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.

I assume it might be due to the character limits on Twitter.

Actual Tweet
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC resto. Up to 30 now." - 129 characters

With full word spelled out
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC restaurant. Up to 30 now." - 134 characters

Both are < 140 characters, therefore fit to publish to twitter.
Verdict
DOUCHE


Ladies and Gentlemen..... Mayhem's next feat will to count the letters of the alphabet and go into a rant about how stupid Sesame Street is for only featuring one or two letters per show. We all know what a douche Big Bird is.
2012-11-25 10:20:25 AM
1 votes:

The Troof hurts: I don't understand Fark hate sometimes. Bourdain seems alright.


The hate comes from small minded idiots anonymously venting their spleen in order to relieve some of the frustrations of their shallow, meaningless lives. At least that's why I do it.
2012-11-25 10:17:52 AM
1 votes:

Killer Cars: BalugaJoe: Ok. Where can I get a meal cooked by him?

Dan Marino isn't a QB. I see him on pregame shows but he isn't actually playing in the games on Sunday. What a poser.


Well he doesn't have any rings....
2012-11-25 09:52:53 AM
1 votes:

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: DoomPaul: Hankie Fest: A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.

I assume it might be due to the character limits on Twitter.

Actual Tweet
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC resto. Up to 30 now." - 129 characters

With full word spelled out
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC restaurant. Up to 30 now." - 134 characters

Both are < 140 characters, therefore fit to publish to twitter.
Verdict
DOUCHE


Because I know when I'm typing, I'm counting characters.
2012-11-25 09:48:14 AM
1 votes:
He's such a douche.
2012-11-25 09:21:03 AM
1 votes:
I have to imagine eating at the airport is like eating at a food court in a mall.. Eat at your own risk.
2012-11-25 09:01:15 AM
1 votes:

ghoti_nap: delathi: News aggregator sends you to blog which reprints tweets from reality show star.

"It's not news. It's Fark."


Now with more ringworm.
2012-11-25 08:59:18 AM
1 votes:
News aggregator sends you to blog which reprints tweets from reality show star.
2012-11-25 08:50:25 AM
1 votes:
A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.
 
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