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(The Braiser)   Just before jetting off to Myanmar for new CNN show, Anthony Bourdain advises world to avoid Panini Express at JFK's Terminal 1: "Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC resto. Up to 30 now"   (thebraiser.com ) divider line
    More: PSA, Anthony Bourdain, Panini Express, JFK, Myanmar, CNN, Aung San Suu Kyi  
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2012-11-25 08:50:25 AM  
A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.
 
2012-11-25 08:54:20 AM  

Hankie Fest: A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.


I assume it might be due to the character limits on Twitter.
 
2012-11-25 08:59:18 AM  
News aggregator sends you to blog which reprints tweets from reality show star.
 
2012-11-25 09:00:18 AM  

delathi: News aggregator sends you to blog which reprints tweets from reality show star.


"It's not news. It's Fark."
 
2012-11-25 09:01:15 AM  

ghoti_nap: delathi: News aggregator sends you to blog which reprints tweets from reality show star.

"It's not news. It's Fark."


Now with more ringworm.
 
2012-11-25 09:07:11 AM  
I'm surprised Anthony Bourdain would even attempt to eat there. I'm no food connoisseur by any means, but even I know to eat before I get to the airport and buy prepackaged snacks.
 
2012-11-25 09:21:03 AM  
I have to imagine eating at the airport is like eating at a food court in a mall.. Eat at your own risk.
 
2012-11-25 09:25:30 AM  
Huh-huh.., you said Panini
 
2012-11-25 09:28:25 AM  
he is not a chef.
 
2012-11-25 09:29:16 AM  
get over it. your food is dirty and any discomfort you have from unclean food preparers is from your own OCD

seems to be the overwhelming sentiment on this web site.
 
2012-11-25 09:32:54 AM  

BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.


Yes he is.
Your point?
 
2012-11-25 09:36:12 AM  
He'll be much relieved by the spotless sanitation in Myanmar.
 
2012-11-25 09:40:23 AM  

ghoti_nap: delathi: News aggregator sends you to blog which reprints tweets from reality show star.

"It's not news. It's Fark."


And here I am on a Sunday morning... oh what my life has become.
 
2012-11-25 09:48:14 AM  
He's such a douche.
 
2012-11-25 09:48:57 AM  

DoomPaul: Hankie Fest: A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.

I assume it might be due to the character limits on Twitter.


Actual Tweet
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC resto. Up to 30 now." - 129 characters

With full word spelled out
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC restaurant. Up to 30 now." - 134 characters

Both are < 140 characters, therefore fit to publish to twitter.
Verdict
DOUCHE
 
2012-11-25 09:52:53 AM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: DoomPaul: Hankie Fest: A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.

I assume it might be due to the character limits on Twitter.

Actual Tweet
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC resto. Up to 30 now." - 129 characters

With full word spelled out
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC restaurant. Up to 30 now." - 134 characters

Both are < 140 characters, therefore fit to publish to twitter.
Verdict
DOUCHE


Because I know when I'm typing, I'm counting characters.
 
2012-11-25 09:54:54 AM  
It'll always be Burma to me.
 
2012-11-25 09:55:23 AM  

Mugato: It'll always be Burma to me.


yup
 
2012-11-25 09:56:01 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.

Yes he is.
Your point?


considering the claim to fame of the restro he worked at was french fries, I'd call him a cook.
 
2012-11-25 10:04:21 AM  

acronym: HotIgneous Intruder: BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.

Yes he is.
Your point?

considering the claim to fame of the restro he worked at was french fries, I'd call him a cook.


blog.dongenova.com

And damn good french fries at that!
 
2012-11-25 10:04:39 AM  

delathi: ghoti_nap: delathi: News aggregator sends you to blog which reprints tweets from reality show star.

"It's not news. It's Fark."

And here I am on a Sunday morning... oh what my life has become.


It could be worse. I was here on Saturday night.
 
2012-11-25 10:08:00 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.

Yes he is.
Your point?


Ok. Where can I get a meal cooked by him?
 
2012-11-25 10:12:44 AM  

BalugaJoe: HotIgneous Intruder: BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.

Yes he is.
Your point?

Ok. Where can I get a meal cooked by him?


Maybe if you invite him to your house and ask nicely...
 
2012-11-25 10:12:56 AM  
I was pleasantly surprised to find out that Bourdain is producing and narrating a new show on PBS:

The Mind of a Chef

www.damnfineeating.com
 
2012-11-25 10:13:12 AM  

BalugaJoe: HotIgneous Intruder: BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.

Yes he is.
Your point?

Ok. Where can I get a meal cooked by him?


Probably in his kitchen if he is home....
 
2012-11-25 10:13:12 AM  

BalugaJoe: Ok. Where can I get a meal cooked by him?


Dan Marino isn't a QB. I see him on pregame shows but he isn't actually playing in the games on Sunday. What a poser.
 
2012-11-25 10:13:15 AM  
I don't understand Fark hate sometimes. Bourdain seems alright.
 
2012-11-25 10:14:23 AM  

BalugaJoe: HotIgneous Intruder: BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.

Yes he is.
Your point?

Ok. Where can I get a meal cooked by him?


He's a critic, he gets paid to criticize.
 
2012-11-25 10:17:52 AM  

Killer Cars: BalugaJoe: Ok. Where can I get a meal cooked by him?

Dan Marino isn't a QB. I see him on pregame shows but he isn't actually playing in the games on Sunday. What a poser.


Well he doesn't have any rings....
 
2012-11-25 10:20:25 AM  

The Troof hurts: I don't understand Fark hate sometimes. Bourdain seems alright.


The hate comes from small minded idiots anonymously venting their spleen in order to relieve some of the frustrations of their shallow, meaningless lives. At least that's why I do it.
 
2012-11-25 10:20:53 AM  

Mugato: It'll always be Burma to me.


Blame it on the Turks.
 
2012-11-25 10:30:31 AM  
I may actually get on Twitter for no other reason than Anthony Bourdain.

(Though might as well follow Bella Rossi as long as I'm there.)
 
2012-11-25 10:34:21 AM  
Bourdain is paid to trot the globe and be snarky.
Easy to see why there's so much bitterness toward him all up in here.
Jealousy hurts.
 
2012-11-25 10:34:42 AM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: DoomPaul: Hankie Fest: A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.

I assume it might be due to the character limits on Twitter.

Actual Tweet
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC resto. Up to 30 now." - 129 characters

With full word spelled out
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC restaurant. Up to 30 now." - 134 characters

Both are < 140 characters, therefore fit to publish to twitter.
Verdict
DOUCHE


You really should see a psychiatrist about that anal-retentive/OCD thing you have going on there.
 
2012-11-25 10:35:51 AM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Both are < 140 characters, therefore fit to publish to twitter.
Verdict
DOUCHE


Yes, you're right. You are a DOUCHE.
 
2012-11-25 10:37:43 AM  

BalugaJoe: HotIgneous Intruder: BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.

Yes he is.
Your point?

Ok. Where can I get a meal cooked by him?


If you'd eaten at any number of NYC restaurants over a 20-year period, you could have.

I defer to the Wiki: "Bourdain graduated from the Culinary Institute of America in 1978, and went on to run various restaurant kitchens in New York City - including the Supper Club, One Fifth Avenue, and Sullivan's - culminating in the position of executive chef at Brasserie Les Halles, beginning in 1998."
 
2012-11-25 10:40:28 AM  

jayhawk88: You really should see a psychiatrist about that anal-retentive/OCD thing you have going on there.


Seconded.

Especially since he didn't really think it through. Anal-retentive but bad at critical thinking must make for an extremely difficult life. At least the anal folks I know can be trusted to be right most of the time. That actually comes in handy.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Because I know when I'm typing, I'm counting characters.


If you begin writing something for brevity and finish ahead of the game (with a whopping 11 characters to spare!) then it seems pretty silly to then go out of your way to close the gap.

With something as quick as a tweet, I don't expect significant revising of any kind.
 
2012-11-25 10:47:55 AM  
The old "he's not a chef" reels them in every time.

+1 BalugaJoe
 
2012-11-25 10:56:27 AM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: DoomPaul: Hankie Fest: A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.

I assume it might be due to the character limits on Twitter.

Actual Tweet
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC resto. Up to 30 now." - 129 characters

With full word spelled out
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC restaurant. Up to 30 now." - 134 characters

Both are < 140 characters, therefore fit to publish to twitter.
Verdict
DOUCHE


Ladies and Gentlemen..... Mayhem's next feat will to count the letters of the alphabet and go into a rant about how stupid Sesame Street is for only featuring one or two letters per show. We all know what a douche Big Bird is.
 
2012-11-25 11:03:40 AM  
It's a foodie battle. Last man standing gets to complain about the presentation of their victory meal.
 
2012-11-25 11:06:09 AM  
I enjoy his TV shows. Since my travel budget is basically what I pay for cable television.
 
2012-11-25 11:29:21 AM  

acronym: HotIgneous Intruder: BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.

Yes he is.
Your point?

considering the claim to fame of the restro he worked at was french fries, I'd call him a cook.


You should go to Les Halles and then come back and let me know what you think. French casual, and farkin awesome.
 
2012-11-25 11:30:44 AM  
OK, who else read that as "jerking off to Myanmar"? I can't be the only one.

/Right, guys? Guys?
 
2012-11-25 11:55:18 AM  
Airport food, unclean? You don't say!
 
2012-11-25 11:57:29 AM  

acronym: considering the claim to fame of the restro he worked at was french fries, I'd call him a cook.


Chefs can't make awesomely perfected versions of common foods? Assloads of restaurants that ruin their fries beg to differ. Maybe there is a definition of chef you'd care to pull out of your ass and educate us with?

If anything they fry is on the same level as short-order cooking, is anything they bake on the level of an an ezbake oven?

Anything they saute is just a slightly better Denny's?

Anything they boil in a pot is a can of Hormel?
 
2012-11-25 11:58:09 AM  
And 'resto' just makes me think that he doesn't actually know how to spell 'restaurant' and also doesn't know that google will check his spelling for him.
 
2012-11-25 11:58:45 AM  

Kraftwerk Orange: I was pleasantly surprised to find out that Bourdain is producing and narrating a new show on PBS:

The Mind of a Chef

[www.damnfineeating.com image 425x333]


That's awesome! Thanks for cluing me in.
 
2012-11-25 12:10:56 PM  

acronym: HotIgneous Intruder: BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.

Yes he is.
Your point?

considering the claim to fame of the restro he worked at was french fries, I'd call him a cook.


his claim to fame isn't french fries his claim to fame is les frites
 
2012-11-25 12:34:10 PM  
myanmar? and the guy who mops up puke at the elementary school is an engineer specializing in the sanitary disciplines.

BURMA, biatch.
 
2012-11-25 12:52:33 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Because I know when I'm typing, I'm counting characters.


Twitter does it for you with a handy countdown from 140 to zero. Yes, even on the what seems to be 10 million mobile apps.
 
2012-11-25 12:58:36 PM  
I was a fetus 30 years ago. Guess I'm still a fetus.
 
xcv
2012-11-25 01:07:15 PM  
At least he acknowledged there's places to get food outside of Manhattan and downtown Brooklyn.
 
2012-11-25 01:12:57 PM  

Tourney3p0: I was a fetus 30 years ago. Guess I'm still a fetus.


lolwut?
 
2012-11-25 01:18:04 PM  
I went to GIS the character Panini from the cartoon Chowder, and then Rule 34 happened.

I'm going to go throw up, now
 
2012-11-25 01:21:02 PM  
While everyone argues over what size douche this this guy is I'm wondering why he stood in line and got a sandwich after seeing that.
 
2012-11-25 01:21:49 PM  

Mega Steve: I went to GIS the character Panini from the cartoon Chowder, and then Rule 34 happened.

I'm going to go throw up, now


Yup, it sure did. lol.
 
2012-11-25 01:21:59 PM  
Heh, unsanitary peasant food from Ethiopia (or whatever the brown people enclave du juor is)? Fawn all over it. But in Merka? Tweet about it like a little biatch.

God Bourdain is a pretentious moron.
 
2012-11-25 01:30:27 PM  

The Troof hurts: I don't understand Fark hate sometimes. Bourdain seems alright.


He looks different then me.
He acts different from me.
He says things I don't agree with.

On the Fark/Whiney biatch scale, choose two.
 
2012-11-25 01:37:40 PM  
Bourdain haters sure are a curious bunch.
 
2012-11-25 01:42:10 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Heh, unsanitary peasant food from Ethiopia (or whatever the brown people enclave du juor is)? Fawn all over it. But in Merka? Tweet about it like a little biatch.


You're not too good at critical thinking, are you?
 
2012-11-25 01:43:22 PM  

DoomPaul: Hankie Fest: A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.

I assume it might be due to the character limits on Twitter.


It's more important to feign outrage, DAMNIT!!
 
2012-11-25 02:03:37 PM  
I'm confused. I thought that I was supposed to like AB here on Fark? I still do actually, but now I'll never be cool because I didn't get the hate memo this week.
 
2012-11-25 02:04:35 PM  

Dwangerous: I'm confused. I thought that I was supposed to like AB here on Fark? I still do actually, but now I'll never be cool because I didn't get the hate memo this week.


They come out Fridays at 4pm EST get with it
 
2012-11-25 02:05:06 PM  

Zulu_as_Kono: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Heh, unsanitary peasant food from Ethiopia (or whatever the brown people enclave du juor is)? Fawn all over it. But in Merka? Tweet about it like a little biatch.

You're not too good at critical thinking, are you?


Not really, no.
 
2012-11-25 02:37:56 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Heh, unsanitary peasant food from Ethiopia (or whatever the brown people enclave du juor is)? Fawn all over it. But in Merka? Tweet about it like a little biatch.

God Bourdain is a pretentious moron.


I still remember the episode in some sub-Saharan country where he ate the eggs fried in animal dung. To be fair, he talked shiat about that, too. But at least he didn't precede it with a slam on airport terminal food.
 
2012-11-25 02:39:20 PM  
Bourdain in Myanmar? That could very well be the last time we see him alive. I wouldn't doubt some prep cook will have to roll his body off the bags of flour sometime next week to get some AP.


If you read Kitchen Confidential, you know what I'm talking about.
 
2012-11-25 02:43:39 PM  
If you go to a foreign country and eat everyday food, you accept the local sanitation. You needn't accept those standards in the United States. The woman in question, by any health code around, should have been wearing disposable gloves.
Thats the rule in California. I really can't imagine New York's standards are any different. When you get down to it, most major cities could use a lot more inspectors.
As far as wheather or not he can be called a chef, Bourdain readily admits to being a line cook. He does have a talent for writing and presentation on air. Which is why writes books and has television shows.
 
2012-11-25 02:44:51 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: DoomPaul: Hankie Fest: A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.

I assume it might be due to the character limits on Twitter.

Actual Tweet
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC resto. Up to 30 now." - 129 characters

With full word spelled out
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC restaurant. Up to 30 now." - 134 characters

Both are < 140 characters, therefore fit to publish to twitter.
Verdict
DOUCHE

Because I know when I'm typing, I'm counting characters.


doesnt the site count for you?
 
2012-11-25 02:46:11 PM  
FTFA, FIFY, DNRTFA, etc., are all okay, but "resto" isn't?


Got it, hyppocrites...err I mean Farkers.
 
2012-11-25 03:04:34 PM  

fastfxr: FTFA, FIFY, DNRTFA, etc., are all okay, but "resto" isn't?


Got it, hyppocrites...err I mean Farkers.


How could you leave out UFIA and DIAF?
 
2012-11-25 03:06:44 PM  

Zulu_as_Kono: Bourdain haters sure are a curious bunch.


You could make that even more generic with "Haters are a curious bunch."

/I like AB.
/I'd love to roll through some city/state/country with him sampling all the good local food/drink.
 
2012-11-25 03:08:29 PM  

FLMountainMan: He's such a douche.


I think he'd be the first to admit that, but he's a very entertaining asshole, the sort you'd want to hang around with for a while.
 
2012-11-25 03:09:15 PM  

Zulu_as_Kono: You're not too good at critical thinking, are you?


He's posted pretty much the exact same comment in other Bourdain threads. Not only does he fail at critical thinking, he fails to come up with anything original.
 
2012-11-25 03:14:22 PM  

Mentalpatient87: fastfxr: FTFA, FIFY, DNRTFA, etc., are all okay, but "resto" isn't?


Got it, hyppocrites...err I mean Farkers.

How could you leave out UFIA and DIAF?



Oh STFU.
 
2012-11-25 03:24:53 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Mentalpatient87: fastfxr: FTFA, FIFY, DNRTFA, etc., are all okay, but "resto" isn't?


Got it, hyppocrites...err I mean Farkers.

How could you leave out UFIA and DIAF?


Oh STFU.


GBTW
 
2012-11-25 03:27:15 PM  

Mega Steve: I went to GIS the character Panini from the cartoon Chowder, and then Rule 34 happened.

I'm going to go throw up, now


Giggity
 
2012-11-25 03:36:18 PM  

Mentalpatient87: fastfxr: FTFA, FIFY, DNRTFA, etc., are all okay, but "resto" isn't?


Got it, hyppocrites...err I mean Farkers.

How could you leave out UFIA and DIAF?


Hungover...
 
2012-11-25 03:56:55 PM  
holy fark nuggets batman. Someone claims that the "abbreviation" used by the tweeter allowed him to post a tweet that would otherwise not be allowed.

I used someone else's javascript tool to count the characters in both versions. And then I pointed out that both would be legal tweets. So he didn't need to "abbreviate".

I think my major problem is with his choice of 'resto' as an "abbreviation". It's not saving us anything by adding letters that don't exist or represent similar phonemes in the word (eg substituting an 'o' for 'ough', as in doughnut) I've never eaten at a Rest-O-Rant, and I don't think I'd want to. If, however, he had just stopped at rest. I don't think I'd have as much of a problem with the tweet.
 
2012-11-25 04:01:40 PM  

img231.imageshack.us

 
2012-11-25 04:06:24 PM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: holy fark nuggets batman. Someone claims that the "abbreviation" used by the tweeter allowed him to post a tweet that would otherwise not be allowed.

I used someone else's javascript tool to count the characters in both versions. And then I pointed out that both would be legal tweets. So he didn't need to "abbreviate".

I think my major problem is with his choice of 'resto' as an "abbreviation". It's not saving us anything by adding letters that don't exist or represent similar phonemes in the word (eg substituting an 'o' for 'ough', as in doughnut) I've never eaten at a Rest-O-Rant, and I don't think I'd want to. If, however, he had just stopped at rest. I don't think I'd have as much of a problem with the tweet.


Yup, anal and stupid is a shiatty way to live.
 
2012-11-25 04:20:11 PM  

Smackledorfer: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: holy fark nuggets batman. Someone claims that the "abbreviation" used by the tweeter allowed him to post a tweet that would otherwise not be allowed.

I used someone else's javascript tool to count the characters in both versions. And then I pointed out that both would be legal tweets. So he didn't need to "abbreviate".

I think my major problem is with his choice of 'resto' as an "abbreviation". It's not saving us anything by adding letters that don't exist or represent similar phonemes in the word (eg substituting an 'o' for 'ough', as in doughnut) I've never eaten at a Rest-O-Rant, and I don't think I'd want to. If, however, he had just stopped at rest. I don't think I'd have as much of a problem with the tweet.

Yup, anal and stupid is a shiatty way to live.


I'm sorry you love him so much you're white knighting for a "celebrity" chef.
 
2012-11-25 04:39:05 PM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Smackledorfer: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: holy fark nuggets batman. Someone claims that the "abbreviation" used by the tweeter allowed him to post a tweet that would otherwise not be allowed.

I used someone else's javascript tool to count the characters in both versions. And then I pointed out that both would be legal tweets. So he didn't need to "abbreviate".

I think my major problem is with his choice of 'resto' as an "abbreviation". It's not saving us anything by adding letters that don't exist or represent similar phonemes in the word (eg substituting an 'o' for 'ough', as in doughnut) I've never eaten at a Rest-O-Rant, and I don't think I'd want to. If, however, he had just stopped at rest. I don't think I'd have as much of a problem with the tweet.

Yup, anal and stupid is a shiatty way to live.

I'm sorry you love him so much you're white knighting for a "celebrity" chef.


You went full retard
 
2012-11-25 04:56:24 PM  

Mazzic518: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Smackledorfer: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: holy fark nuggets batman. Someone claims that the "abbreviation" used by the tweeter allowed him to post a tweet that would otherwise not be allowed.

I used someone else's javascript tool to count the characters in both versions. And then I pointed out that both would be legal tweets. So he didn't need to "abbreviate".

I think my major problem is with his choice of 'resto' as an "abbreviation". It's not saving us anything by adding letters that don't exist or represent similar phonemes in the word (eg substituting an 'o' for 'ough', as in doughnut) I've never eaten at a Rest-O-Rant, and I don't think I'd want to. If, however, he had just stopped at rest. I don't think I'd have as much of a problem with the tweet.

Yup, anal and stupid is a shiatty way to live.

I'm sorry you love him so much you're white knighting for a "celebrity" chef.

You went full retard


I have it on good authority that one should never go there.
 
2012-11-25 05:19:49 PM  

Hankie Fest: A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.


It's a character limit thing.

For example if I was one character over the limit I just refer to you as a "doosh."
 
2012-11-25 05:24:40 PM  

Smackledorfer: Mazzic518: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Smackledorfer: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: holy fark nuggets batman. Someone claims that the "abbreviation" used by the tweeter allowed him to post a tweet that would otherwise not be allowed.

I used someone else's javascript tool to count the characters in both versions. And then I pointed out that both would be legal tweets. So he didn't need to "abbreviate".

I think my major problem is with his choice of 'resto' as an "abbreviation". It's not saving us anything by adding letters that don't exist or represent similar phonemes in the word (eg substituting an 'o' for 'ough', as in doughnut) I've never eaten at a Rest-O-Rant, and I don't think I'd want to. If, however, he had just stopped at rest. I don't think I'd have as much of a problem with the tweet.

Yup, anal and stupid is a shiatty way to live.

I'm sorry you love him so much you're white knighting for a "celebrity" chef.

You went full retard

I have it on good authority that one should never go there.


That is correct sir
 
2012-11-25 05:32:09 PM  

Skarekrough: Hankie Fest: A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.

It's a character limit thing.

For example if I was one character over the limit I just refer to you as a "doosh."


Read above. He wasn't near the limit, and spelling the word out wouldn't have put him over.
And no, he didn't have to count. As you type, Twitter tells you how many characters you've entered.

He's just pretentious, that's all.
 
2012-11-25 06:00:04 PM  

Mazzic518: Psycoholic_Slag: Mentalpatient87: fastfxr: FTFA, FIFY, DNRTFA, etc., are all okay, but "resto" isn't?


Got it, hyppocrites...err I mean Farkers.

How could you leave out UFIA and DIAF?


Oh STFU.

GBTW


EABOD. And my favorite, BWAT (it never really caught on).
 
2012-11-25 06:29:33 PM  

The Troof hurts: I don't understand Fark hate sometimes. Bourdain seems alright.


With you. I like him.
 
2012-11-25 06:56:42 PM  
The only food that Anthony Bourdain seems to like is any sort of "Meat in a bowl with liquid". I really hate that guy.
 
2012-11-25 07:01:43 PM  
I missed a plane at atlanta a few years ago and was forced to eat at a Krystal's for breakfast

There were bits of bone in my hamburger. so awful.

/finished it
 
2012-11-25 07:55:52 PM  

Hankie Fest: He's just pretentious, that's all.


But at least he's not a humorless drudge, like you.
 
2012-11-25 07:59:53 PM  

ChubbyTiger: And my favorite, BWAT (it never really caught on).


Big, Wet Anal Torpedo?
 
2012-11-25 08:16:05 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Mazzic518: Psycoholic_Slag: Mentalpatient87: fastfxr: FTFA, FIFY, DNRTFA, etc., are all okay, but "resto" isn't?


Got it, hyppocrites...err I mean Farkers.

How could you leave out UFIA and DIAF?


Oh STFU.

GBTW

EABOD. And my favorite, BWAT (it never really caught on).


KHITHBASH.
 
2012-11-25 08:25:38 PM  

Magook: KHITBASH.


That's probably the best one.
 
2012-11-25 11:11:49 PM  

Knarf: I missed a plane at atlanta a few years ago and was forced to eat at a Krystal's for breakfast

There were bits of bone in my hamburger. so awful.

/finished it


Pink Slime!
 
2012-11-26 02:39:56 AM  
Personally I like Bourdain's shows, but I think 'Tweeting' is stupid. I get really offended when congressmen do it during the State of the Union Address. But that's for another tab.
 
2012-11-26 03:31:34 AM  

xcv: At least he acknowledged there's places to get food outside of Manhattan and downtown Brooklyn.


Isn't the entire point of his show that he acknowledges food from all around the planet, including other cities in the USA? As for all the pretentious talk, it seems redundant to call someone from Manhattan pretentious.
 
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