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(The Braiser)   Just before jetting off to Myanmar for new CNN show, Anthony Bourdain advises world to avoid Panini Express at JFK's Terminal 1: "Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC resto. Up to 30 now"   (thebraiser.com) divider line 97
    More: PSA, Anthony Bourdain, Panini Express, JFK, Myanmar, CNN, Aung San Suu Kyi  
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2012-11-25 08:50:25 AM
A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.
 
2012-11-25 08:54:20 AM

Hankie Fest: A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.


I assume it might be due to the character limits on Twitter.
 
2012-11-25 08:59:18 AM
News aggregator sends you to blog which reprints tweets from reality show star.
 
2012-11-25 09:00:18 AM

delathi: News aggregator sends you to blog which reprints tweets from reality show star.


"It's not news. It's Fark."
 
2012-11-25 09:01:15 AM

ghoti_nap: delathi: News aggregator sends you to blog which reprints tweets from reality show star.

"It's not news. It's Fark."


Now with more ringworm.
 
2012-11-25 09:07:11 AM
I'm surprised Anthony Bourdain would even attempt to eat there. I'm no food connoisseur by any means, but even I know to eat before I get to the airport and buy prepackaged snacks.
 
2012-11-25 09:21:03 AM
I have to imagine eating at the airport is like eating at a food court in a mall.. Eat at your own risk.
 
2012-11-25 09:25:30 AM
Huh-huh.., you said Panini
 
2012-11-25 09:28:25 AM
he is not a chef.
 
2012-11-25 09:29:16 AM
get over it. your food is dirty and any discomfort you have from unclean food preparers is from your own OCD

seems to be the overwhelming sentiment on this web site.
 
2012-11-25 09:32:54 AM

BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.


Yes he is.
Your point?
 
2012-11-25 09:36:12 AM
He'll be much relieved by the spotless sanitation in Myanmar.
 
2012-11-25 09:40:23 AM

ghoti_nap: delathi: News aggregator sends you to blog which reprints tweets from reality show star.

"It's not news. It's Fark."


And here I am on a Sunday morning... oh what my life has become.
 
2012-11-25 09:48:14 AM
He's such a douche.
 
2012-11-25 09:48:57 AM

DoomPaul: Hankie Fest: A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.

I assume it might be due to the character limits on Twitter.


Actual Tweet
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC resto. Up to 30 now." - 129 characters

With full word spelled out
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC restaurant. Up to 30 now." - 134 characters

Both are < 140 characters, therefore fit to publish to twitter.
Verdict
DOUCHE
 
2012-11-25 09:52:53 AM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: DoomPaul: Hankie Fest: A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.

I assume it might be due to the character limits on Twitter.

Actual Tweet
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC resto. Up to 30 now." - 129 characters

With full word spelled out
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC restaurant. Up to 30 now." - 134 characters

Both are < 140 characters, therefore fit to publish to twitter.
Verdict
DOUCHE


Because I know when I'm typing, I'm counting characters.
 
2012-11-25 09:54:54 AM
It'll always be Burma to me.
 
2012-11-25 09:55:23 AM

Mugato: It'll always be Burma to me.


yup
 
2012-11-25 09:56:01 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.

Yes he is.
Your point?


considering the claim to fame of the restro he worked at was french fries, I'd call him a cook.
 
2012-11-25 10:04:21 AM

acronym: HotIgneous Intruder: BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.

Yes he is.
Your point?

considering the claim to fame of the restro he worked at was french fries, I'd call him a cook.


blog.dongenova.com

And damn good french fries at that!
 
2012-11-25 10:04:39 AM

delathi: ghoti_nap: delathi: News aggregator sends you to blog which reprints tweets from reality show star.

"It's not news. It's Fark."

And here I am on a Sunday morning... oh what my life has become.


It could be worse. I was here on Saturday night.
 
2012-11-25 10:08:00 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.

Yes he is.
Your point?


Ok. Where can I get a meal cooked by him?
 
2012-11-25 10:12:44 AM

BalugaJoe: HotIgneous Intruder: BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.

Yes he is.
Your point?

Ok. Where can I get a meal cooked by him?


Maybe if you invite him to your house and ask nicely...
 
2012-11-25 10:12:56 AM
I was pleasantly surprised to find out that Bourdain is producing and narrating a new show on PBS:

The Mind of a Chef

www.damnfineeating.com
 
2012-11-25 10:13:12 AM

BalugaJoe: HotIgneous Intruder: BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.

Yes he is.
Your point?

Ok. Where can I get a meal cooked by him?


Probably in his kitchen if he is home....
 
2012-11-25 10:13:12 AM

BalugaJoe: Ok. Where can I get a meal cooked by him?


Dan Marino isn't a QB. I see him on pregame shows but he isn't actually playing in the games on Sunday. What a poser.
 
2012-11-25 10:13:15 AM
I don't understand Fark hate sometimes. Bourdain seems alright.
 
2012-11-25 10:14:23 AM

BalugaJoe: HotIgneous Intruder: BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.

Yes he is.
Your point?

Ok. Where can I get a meal cooked by him?


He's a critic, he gets paid to criticize.
 
2012-11-25 10:17:52 AM

Killer Cars: BalugaJoe: Ok. Where can I get a meal cooked by him?

Dan Marino isn't a QB. I see him on pregame shows but he isn't actually playing in the games on Sunday. What a poser.


Well he doesn't have any rings....
 
2012-11-25 10:20:25 AM

The Troof hurts: I don't understand Fark hate sometimes. Bourdain seems alright.


The hate comes from small minded idiots anonymously venting their spleen in order to relieve some of the frustrations of their shallow, meaningless lives. At least that's why I do it.
 
2012-11-25 10:20:53 AM

Mugato: It'll always be Burma to me.


Blame it on the Turks.
 
2012-11-25 10:30:31 AM
I may actually get on Twitter for no other reason than Anthony Bourdain.

(Though might as well follow Bella Rossi as long as I'm there.)
 
2012-11-25 10:34:21 AM
Bourdain is paid to trot the globe and be snarky.
Easy to see why there's so much bitterness toward him all up in here.
Jealousy hurts.
 
2012-11-25 10:34:42 AM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: DoomPaul: Hankie Fest: A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.

I assume it might be due to the character limits on Twitter.

Actual Tweet
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC resto. Up to 30 now." - 129 characters

With full word spelled out
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC restaurant. Up to 30 now." - 134 characters

Both are < 140 characters, therefore fit to publish to twitter.
Verdict
DOUCHE


You really should see a psychiatrist about that anal-retentive/OCD thing you have going on there.
 
2012-11-25 10:35:51 AM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Both are < 140 characters, therefore fit to publish to twitter.
Verdict
DOUCHE


Yes, you're right. You are a DOUCHE.
 
2012-11-25 10:37:43 AM

BalugaJoe: HotIgneous Intruder: BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.

Yes he is.
Your point?

Ok. Where can I get a meal cooked by him?


If you'd eaten at any number of NYC restaurants over a 20-year period, you could have.

I defer to the Wiki: "Bourdain graduated from the Culinary Institute of America in 1978, and went on to run various restaurant kitchens in New York City - including the Supper Club, One Fifth Avenue, and Sullivan's - culminating in the position of executive chef at Brasserie Les Halles, beginning in 1998."
 
2012-11-25 10:40:28 AM

jayhawk88: You really should see a psychiatrist about that anal-retentive/OCD thing you have going on there.


Seconded.

Especially since he didn't really think it through. Anal-retentive but bad at critical thinking must make for an extremely difficult life. At least the anal folks I know can be trusted to be right most of the time. That actually comes in handy.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Because I know when I'm typing, I'm counting characters.


If you begin writing something for brevity and finish ahead of the game (with a whopping 11 characters to spare!) then it seems pretty silly to then go out of your way to close the gap.

With something as quick as a tweet, I don't expect significant revising of any kind.
 
2012-11-25 10:47:55 AM
The old "he's not a chef" reels them in every time.

+1 BalugaJoe
 
2012-11-25 10:56:27 AM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: DoomPaul: Hankie Fest: A resto? Because "restaurant" is too average? Ugh.

I assume it might be due to the character limits on Twitter.

Actual Tweet
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC resto. Up to 30 now." - 129 characters

With full word spelled out
"Amazing. Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC restaurant. Up to 30 now." - 134 characters

Both are < 140 characters, therefore fit to publish to twitter.
Verdict
DOUCHE


Ladies and Gentlemen..... Mayhem's next feat will to count the letters of the alphabet and go into a rant about how stupid Sesame Street is for only featuring one or two letters per show. We all know what a douche Big Bird is.
 
2012-11-25 11:03:40 AM
It's a foodie battle. Last man standing gets to complain about the presentation of their victory meal.
 
2012-11-25 11:06:09 AM
I enjoy his TV shows. Since my travel budget is basically what I pay for cable television.
 
2012-11-25 11:29:21 AM

acronym: HotIgneous Intruder: BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.

Yes he is.
Your point?

considering the claim to fame of the restro he worked at was french fries, I'd call him a cook.


You should go to Les Halles and then come back and let me know what you think. French casual, and farkin awesome.
 
2012-11-25 11:30:44 AM
OK, who else read that as "jerking off to Myanmar"? I can't be the only one.

/Right, guys? Guys?
 
2012-11-25 11:55:18 AM
Airport food, unclean? You don't say!
 
2012-11-25 11:57:29 AM

acronym: considering the claim to fame of the restro he worked at was french fries, I'd call him a cook.


Chefs can't make awesomely perfected versions of common foods? Assloads of restaurants that ruin their fries beg to differ. Maybe there is a definition of chef you'd care to pull out of your ass and educate us with?

If anything they fry is on the same level as short-order cooking, is anything they bake on the level of an an ezbake oven?

Anything they saute is just a slightly better Denny's?

Anything they boil in a pot is a can of Hormel?
 
2012-11-25 11:58:09 AM
And 'resto' just makes me think that he doesn't actually know how to spell 'restaurant' and also doesn't know that google will check his spelling for him.
 
2012-11-25 11:58:45 AM

Kraftwerk Orange: I was pleasantly surprised to find out that Bourdain is producing and narrating a new show on PBS:

The Mind of a Chef

[www.damnfineeating.com image 425x333]


That's awesome! Thanks for cluing me in.
 
2012-11-25 12:10:56 PM

acronym: HotIgneous Intruder: BalugaJoe: he is not a chef.

Yes he is.
Your point?

considering the claim to fame of the restro he worked at was french fries, I'd call him a cook.


his claim to fame isn't french fries his claim to fame is les frites
 
2012-11-25 12:34:10 PM
myanmar? and the guy who mops up puke at the elementary school is an engineer specializing in the sanitary disciplines.

BURMA, biatch.
 
2012-11-25 12:52:33 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Because I know when I'm typing, I'm counting characters.


Twitter does it for you with a handy countdown from 140 to zero. Yes, even on the what seems to be 10 million mobile apps.
 
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