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(Improbable Research)   Your tax dollars at work: Do men with deep voices produce better quality semen?   (improbable.com) divider line 62
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2012-11-25 08:47:18 AM
Farkette taste test?
 
2012-11-25 08:47:50 AM
www.pudreteflanders.com
 
2012-11-25 08:50:50 AM
I don't know. I mean yes.
 
2012-11-25 08:52:10 AM
Help! Help!


/ a shark.
 
2012-11-25 08:53:01 AM
www.biography.com

Brazzers
 
2012-11-25 09:02:40 AM
If I read the article correctly, the final answer is: no.

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-11-25 09:04:29 AM
I sound like Barry White with an extra testicle, so yes.
 
2012-11-25 09:06:22 AM
Chocolate rain
 
2012-11-25 09:07:09 AM
Our tax $ go to the University of Western Australia?
 
2012-11-25 09:09:32 AM
Let's just count a few sperm and then extrapolate
 
2012-11-25 09:15:32 AM

Clay Babcock: Our tax $ go to the University of Western Australia?


Not only that, but nowhere do I see where it says that tax money (even Australian tax money) was used to pay for the study.
 
2012-11-25 09:18:49 AM
There once was a greenlight post haste, that highlighted researcher waste. Creamy or chunky, sweet or just funky, could have just had subbys mom taste.
 
2012-11-25 09:19:31 AM
Good to the last drop.
 
2012-11-25 09:21:40 AM

Ooba Tooba: There once was a greenlight post haste, that highlighted researcher waste. Creamy or chunky, sweet or just funky, could have just had subbys mom taste.


Well done, but you could improve formatting.
 
2012-11-25 09:22:57 AM
Well, ummm

www.disneydreaming.com
 
2012-11-25 09:24:46 AM
You know it.



Wants to you take his love and, "put it in."
 
2012-11-25 09:24:55 AM
25.media.tumblr.com 

Still beavering away.
 
2012-11-25 09:26:10 AM
Whoops, link didn't work. But this thread is incomplete without a picture of Barry White so:

www.barrywhite.de
 
2012-11-25 09:26:50 AM
Grables'Daughter? Expert opinion?
 
2012-11-25 09:27:05 AM
"Stupid", subby?

Y U NO LIKE SCIENCE?
 
2012-11-25 09:31:44 AM
[Barry White]
Why yes, yes we do!
[/Barry White]
 
2012-11-25 09:32:52 AM
No.

I sing bass, and my little swimmers are lazy little farks.

I make up for it in quantity, I guess.
 
2012-11-25 09:33:21 AM
Having won a Karaoke contest before doing a Johnny Cash song I'll go with yes
 
2012-11-25 09:34:36 AM
Not sure about the semen thing but they seem to make pretty good baritones.
 
2012-11-25 09:39:37 AM
Good thing they didn't use Farkers as test subjects. Abstain from "sexual activity" for at least 48 hours? I don't think so.
 
2012-11-25 09:47:07 AM
Yes, yes I do.
 
2012-11-25 10:02:55 AM
Yes I do. And thank you for asking.
 
2012-11-25 10:07:06 AM
reillan:
If I read the article correctly, the final answer is: no.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 540x662]


To be fair, generally, the people who write articles don't also come up with headlines.
 
2012-11-25 10:07:18 AM
dsc.discovery.com

Finds the question amusing.

/Oh, yeah, it's hawt!
 
2012-11-25 10:08:12 AM
I don't.
 
2012-11-25 10:08:26 AM

Mrs. Beasley: Good thing they didn't use Farkers as test subjects. Abstain from "sexual activity" for at least 48 hours? I don't think so.


You could always tied your right hand behind your back.
 
2012-11-25 10:16:24 AM
No. But in my experience, they do have bigger balls than the average guy.

And I don't mean courage.
 
2012-11-25 10:17:52 AM
Yes, we do, we don't hear complaints
 
2012-11-25 10:19:55 AM
My sperm were the size of a cat before the vesectomy. So, yeah, i agree with the deep voice thing.
 
2012-11-25 10:24:58 AM
img10.imageshack.us
Really?
 
2012-11-25 10:40:26 AM
Still a better use of my tax dollars than Iraq and Afghanistan.
 
2012-11-25 10:41:27 AM
Who Cares. Look at Hugh Hefner, well look back at a few younger pics of him.....and listen to him speak...kind of medium range voice...lots of sperms
 
2012-11-25 10:53:08 AM
Woman say mine tastes like chocolate.
 
2012-11-25 10:57:47 AM

Ooba Tooba: There once was a greenlight post haste, that highlighted researcher waste. Creamy or chunky, sweet or just funky, could have just had subbys mom taste.


Thread over.
 
2012-11-25 11:04:08 AM
Fixed and don't care. The dispenser is more important....
 
2012-11-25 11:05:31 AM
Can't imagine who you adressing with the headline, people on fark don't pay taxes.
 
2012-11-25 11:06:48 AM
25.media.tumblr.comI'll just leave this here...
 
2012-11-25 11:35:42 AM

reillan: If I read the article correctly, the final answer is: no.
[s3.amazonaws.com image 540x662]


bornagainpagan.com
 
2012-11-25 11:43:02 AM

otto the bull: [img10.imageshack.us image 250x352]
Really?


assets.gearlive.com

Why sointinly! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
 
2012-11-25 11:44:47 AM
I have a very deep voice and can confirm that the answer is absolutely yes, no matter what the research says.
 
2012-11-25 12:50:22 PM
I've been told on many, many occasions that mine burns the eyes.
 
2012-11-25 12:57:39 PM

martid4: I've been told on many, many occasions that mine burns the eyes.


Have you tried whispering?
 
2012-11-25 01:06:43 PM
No.

/Bass
//poor motility
///95% have bad morphology
 
2012-11-25 01:38:03 PM
Thurl Ravenscroft could impregnate females at fifty yards
 
2012-11-25 01:57:53 PM
Sperm quality isn't all that much of a continuous variable. There is normal quality which works fine for impregnation and various degrees of abnormal which don't work as well or at all. I don't think there is such a thing as superior quality which is a better impregnator than non abnormal sperm.

Some things like illness, injury, malnutrition, etc. can affect quality but such things are not reflected in vocal pitch.

I think a more interesting study would be to see if flamboyant gay men tend to have low quality sperm.
 
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