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(Gothamist)   On this week's episode of "Intervention": Donald Trump   (gothamist.com) divider line 18
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2012-11-25 01:10:25 AM
14 votes:
He's just as detached from his heirs as he is his hairs
2012-11-24 11:40:44 PM
7 votes:
"Dad, we know you're the Belle of the Fox News Ball, but nobody wants to do serious multi-million dollar deals with a crazy person. Strangers come up to us on the street and suggest we lock you in the attic."
2012-11-25 09:10:12 AM
3 votes:
How can we be sure Donald Trump even has children? He hasn't shown us their birth certificates. They could have been born to anyone. He could have simply bought these kids, to harvest hair from them for hairpiece-crafting. What is he trying to hide? This could be Huge!
2012-11-25 06:24:34 AM
3 votes:

cman: Mugato: Oh fark him. He was born a millionaire and ran like four companies into bankruptcy. He doesn't know shiat. He can't even get a proper rug.

He certainly has run four companies into bankruptcy, This begs the question, how in the hell is he still able to be in that kind of position (CEO/Celebrity)? Is there some charismatic shielding that I cannot see?


I talked to a few people that said they'd vote for trump in a heartbeat, due to his BUSINESS EXPERIENCE and CONFIDENCE. I shait you not.

/pointed out to them that he is a crappy businessman who ran numerous companies, INCLUDING a farking CASINO into bankrupcy
//they told me I had no business experience of my own so i couldn't judge him on that
///the half-dead Angora rabbit he has on his head is hypnotic, i swear.
2012-11-25 06:11:30 AM
2 votes:
You're endangering our inheritances and we will not tolerate it!
2012-11-24 11:39:34 PM
2 votes:
Oh fark him. He was born a millionaire and ran like four companies into bankruptcy. He doesn't know shiat. He can't even get a proper rug.
2012-11-25 08:39:44 PM
1 votes:
2012-11-25 05:28:24 PM
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: Yeah, a hairpiece would look better. Some plastic surgeon Farker mentioned that he probably had his scalp surgically moved forward to combat his receding hairline, which combined with a combover, gives you "The Donald."


a.abcnews.com


Or maybe he killed a ferret that offended him and is wearing its skin as a warning to others.
2012-11-25 05:24:55 PM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: And that's not a hairpiece.


All right, then what the hell is it?
2012-11-25 11:13:10 AM
1 votes:

clkeagle: Why has he not married Kris Jenner Anne Coulter yet? They seem like they're made for each other.


FTFY
2012-11-25 10:57:39 AM
1 votes:
I don't care if it's a fake story or not, it sounds legit and it embarrassed him. Hahaha, Mr. Loony Tunes. How do you like it when someone else is making up lies and putting you in the public eye for things that are none of their business?

And that's not a hairpiece.
2012-11-25 10:50:44 AM
1 votes:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: iron_city_ap: But more importantly

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Exactly. YOU know.


You bet I do.
2012-11-25 10:49:05 AM
1 votes:

iron_city_ap: But more importantly

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Exactly. YOU know.
2012-11-25 10:34:51 AM
1 votes:
But more importantly

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2012-11-25 08:25:19 AM
1 votes:
"you're." You know what? I'm just going to stop talking now.

/you wish
2012-11-25 07:15:52 AM
1 votes:

heap: makes you wonder how many people have tried interventions about that thing on his head.


Hmm, I wonder if he has a personal bodyguard who watches it while he sleeps, and makes sure no one runs off with it.

Or perhaps he drops it in an aquarium at night, so it can be with others of its own kind.
2012-11-25 06:58:45 AM
1 votes:
makes you wonder how many people have tried interventions about that thing on his head.
2012-11-24 11:51:51 PM
1 votes:
But him dying of a meth overdose would be a good thing!
 
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