cman: Mugato: Oh fark him. He was born a millionaire and ran like four companies into bankruptcy. He doesn't know shiat. He can't even get a proper rug.He certainly has run four companies into bankruptcy, This begs the question, how in the hell is he still able to be in that kind of position (CEO/Celebrity)? Is there some charismatic shielding that I cannot see?
Sgt Otter: Yeah, a hairpiece would look better. Some plastic surgeon Farker mentioned that he probably had his scalp surgically moved forward to combat his receding hairline, which combined with a combover, gives you "The Donald."
cryinoutloud: And that's not a hairpiece.
clkeagle: Why has he not married Kris Jenner Anne Coulter yet? They seem like they're made for each other.
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: iron_city_ap: But more importantly[i519.photobucket.com image 95x150]Exactly. YOU know.
iron_city_ap: But more importantly[i519.photobucket.com image 95x150]
heap: makes you wonder how many people have tried interventions about that thing on his head.
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