make me some tea: iStig: Trump says no:The dying NY Daily News put out a false report about my kids not wanting me to criticize Obama...totally false!The dishonest NY Daily News reporter advised my rep in writing, "story is dead" and then put it out anyway. A total lie and she knew it!But then again, he says a lot of things.Oh, that scamp.
lilbjorn: clkeagle: Why has he not married Kris Jenner Anne Coulter yet? They seem like they're made for each other.FTFY
Hobodeluxe: [poponthepop.com image 480x480]all this and brains toooh and moneylots of money
cryinoutloud: Hobodeluxe: [poponthepop.com image 480x480]all this and brains toooh and moneylots of moneyAnd you could have the Donald as a FIL. There's always a downside.
Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: You could ship this guy to a solitary confinement prison on an isolated asteroid and he would spend the rest of his days believing that, back on Earth, he was a daily topic of conversation.Hell, within a couple of days he'd probably become convinced that there were cameras everywhere and he was on his own Reality Show. Because obviously, he's too important not to be on TV every moment!
CokeBear: His ranting is certainly having an impact on his brand and chasing people away. Something the kids might be worried about.For example: On my last trip to New York, thought it would be cool to eat in the restaurant at Trump Tower. Food was pretty good, but not a chance in hell I ever set foot in one of his establishments again.
cryinoutloud: I don't care if it's a fake story or not, it sounds legit and it embarrassed him. Hahaha, Mr. Loony Tunes. How do you like it when someone else is making up lies and putting you in the public eye for things that are none of their business?And that's not a hairpiece.
dickfreckle: But if you want those viruses handled
cryinoutloud: And that's not a hairpiece.
Sgt Otter: Yeah, a hairpiece would look better. Some plastic surgeon Farker mentioned that he probably had his scalp surgically moved forward to combat his receding hairline, which combined with a combover, gives you "The Donald."
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