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(Gothamist)   On this week's episode of "Intervention": Donald Trump   (gothamist.com) divider line 69
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2012-11-25 11:30:57 AM  

make me some tea: iStig: Trump says no:

The dying NY Daily News put out a false report about my kids not wanting me to criticize Obama...totally false!

The dishonest NY Daily News reporter advised my rep in writing, "story is dead" and then put it out anyway. A total lie and she knew it!

But then again, he says a lot of things.

Oh, that scamp.


I'm waiting for him to go misogynist on her like he usually does. call her some fat,dumb broad or something really classy like Trump is want to do.
 
2012-11-25 11:34:36 AM  

lilbjorn: clkeagle: Why has he not married Kris Jenner Anne Coulter yet? They seem like they're made for each other.

FTFY


Don't give those reality show producers any ideas
 
2012-11-25 11:36:06 AM  
poponthepop.com

all this and brains too

oh and money

lots of money
 
2012-11-25 11:37:11 AM  
Ivanka Trump's boobies need their own reality show.
 
2012-11-25 11:39:17 AM  

Hobodeluxe: [poponthepop.com image 480x480]
all this and brains too
oh and money
lots of money


And you could have the Donald as a FIL. There's always a downside.
 
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2012-11-25 11:53:56 AM  

cryinoutloud: Hobodeluxe: [poponthepop.com image 480x480]
all this and brains too
oh and money
lots of money

And you could have the Donald as a FIL. There's always a downside.


and really rolling the dice on what the kids would look like. it is not like plastic surgery is genetic.
 
2012-11-25 12:43:24 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: You could ship this guy to a solitary confinement prison on an isolated asteroid and he would spend the rest of his days believing that, back on Earth, he was a daily topic of conversation.

Hell, within a couple of days he'd probably become convinced that there were cameras everywhere and he was on his own Reality Show. Because obviously, he's too important not to be on TV every moment!


It would be the best, classiest, most luxurious asteroid in the entire Oort Cloud, made entirely of 24k solid gold and emblazoned with a high-quality Trump logo.

/it'll be yuge.
//YUUUUUUUUUGE!
 
2012-11-25 01:08:31 PM  
His ranting is certainly having an impact on his brand and chasing people away. Something the kids might be worried about.

For example: On my last trip to New York, thought it would be cool to eat in the restaurant at Trump Tower. Food was pretty good, but not a chance in hell I ever set foot in one of his establishments again.
 
2012-11-25 01:12:45 PM  

CokeBear: His ranting is certainly having an impact on his brand and chasing people away. Something the kids might be worried about.

For example: On my last trip to New York, thought it would be cool to eat in the restaurant at Trump Tower. Food was pretty good, but not a chance in hell I ever set foot in one of his establishments again.


This. On my next trip to NY or Vegas, I will be avoiding anything with the Trump brand.
 
2012-11-25 02:05:21 PM  

cryinoutloud: I don't care if it's a fake story or not, it sounds legit and it embarrassed him. Hahaha, Mr. Loony Tunes. How do you like it when someone else is making up lies and putting you in the public eye for things that are none of their business?

And that's not a hairpiece.


Yeah, a hairpiece would look better. Some plastic surgeon Farker mentioned that he probably had his scalp surgically moved forward to combat his receding hairline, which combined with a combover, gives you "The Donald."
 
2012-11-25 04:08:40 PM  
(.)(.)
 
2012-11-25 05:07:27 PM  

dickfreckle: But if you want those viruses handled


From a guy named dickfreckle? I don't think so.
 
2012-11-25 05:24:55 PM  

cryinoutloud: And that's not a hairpiece.


All right, then what the hell is it?
 
2012-11-25 05:28:24 PM  

Sgt Otter: Yeah, a hairpiece would look better. Some plastic surgeon Farker mentioned that he probably had his scalp surgically moved forward to combat his receding hairline, which combined with a combover, gives you "The Donald."


a.abcnews.com


Or maybe he killed a ferret that offended him and is wearing its skin as a warning to others.
 
2012-11-25 07:53:58 PM  

cman: Smoking GNU: cman: Mugato: Oh fark him. He was born a millionaire and ran like four companies into bankruptcy. He doesn't know shiat. He can't even get a proper rug.

He certainly has run four companies into bankruptcy, This begs the question, how in the hell is he still able to be in that kind of position (CEO/Celebrity)? Is there some charismatic shielding that I cannot see?

I talked to a few people that said they'd vote for trump in a heartbeat, due to his BUSINESS EXPERIENCE and CONFIDENCE. I shait you not.

/pointed out to them that he is a crappy businessman who ran numerous companies, INCLUDING a farking CASINO into bankrupcy
//they told me I had no business experience of my own so i couldn't judge him on that
///the half-dead Angora rabbit he has on his head is hypnotic, i swear.

Well, to be fair, I got my mad computer fixing skillz from destroying plenty of machines before I was successful at fixing. Sometimes being a failure can work in your favor, too.


Yeah but you're not an idiot. Trump on the other hand - well you just have to look at the top of his head really...
 
2012-11-25 07:55:09 PM  

Alphax: heap: makes you wonder how many people have tried interventions about that thing on his head.

Hmm, I wonder if he has a personal bodyguard who watches it while he sleeps, and makes sure no one runs off with it.

Or perhaps he drops it in an aquarium at night, so it can be with others of its own kind.


I seriously think it's his real hair. It's the world's worst comb-over.
 
2012-11-25 08:39:44 PM  
 
2012-11-25 08:52:35 PM  
I've swung through this thread several times now. I just can't think of anything funny to say about Trump. Every time I try, I just think, "Meh. Who cares."
 
2012-11-26 12:47:22 AM  
The question I have for Mr. Trump is why don't you shave your head and wear a fedora. A nice fedora and pipe would at least make him look sorta' normal. Or, maybe a lolipop and pair of aviator glasses.

cosmosphilly.com
 
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