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(CNN)   "Love is the 'yeast' that allows our sexual ecstasy to rise to its highest level." Repeat: yeast   (religion.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 19
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2012-11-24 11:12:08 PM
7 votes:
But soft, what blight through yonder widow breaks?
'Tis the yeast, and Juliet must be shunned
2012-11-25 11:10:54 AM
4 votes:
Love is the yeast in our dill dough.
2012-11-24 11:06:25 PM
4 votes:
Does that make masturbation the Monistat 7 that kills the yeast?
2012-11-25 05:18:05 AM
3 votes:
i2.cdn.turner.com

If love is yeast, this lady looks to be baking sourdough...
2012-11-25 04:46:13 AM
2 votes:
you don't need to add yeast if you have self rising flour.
2012-11-24 11:13:06 PM
2 votes:
I think it is inspiring that a religious woman can speak so candidadly about sexuality and intimacy.
2012-11-25 12:25:31 PM
1 votes:
Christian and Anastasia (for all the "Fifty Shades" fans) won't discover heart-deep intimacy in whips, chains, pain and sexual intensity. Their deep wounds will be healed by sacrificial love (of which Christ is the incarnate example) and intimate relationship (both human and divine). Soul-deep intimacy is what we seek, and it's ultimately found in the God who created human sexuality.

so jesus wants to bang my booty-hole? um... oh, hell, why not? stick it in me, jesus!
2012-11-25 10:08:31 AM
1 votes:
I wrote a poem to explain to kids down at the community center how bread is made.

Yeast is the beast
That has a feast
and makes the bubbles rise.
2012-11-25 09:22:41 AM
1 votes:

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: If love is yeast, this lady looks to be baking sourdough...


I'm thinking matzo.
2012-11-25 07:49:50 AM
1 votes:

rjsjayhawk: Amos Quito: I think it is inspiring that a religious woman can speak so candidadly about sexuality and intimacy.

Heh! +1


Sacre bleucheese! I missed the punny. Yes, ha indeed and +1 for Amos and -1 for me.
2012-11-25 06:58:00 AM
1 votes:

fritolay37: Why do i get the feeling she banged half the high school football team?


50 shades of debbie?
2012-11-25 06:19:29 AM
1 votes:
Do these middle aged women think they invented sexuality? What the hell is going on around here? Have as much fun as you want, just shut the hell up about it and wash your hands afterward.
2012-11-25 05:36:53 AM
1 votes:
If only there were some kind of spackle to cement the relationship together (not to mention the sheets and the occasional eyelid)
2012-11-25 05:29:40 AM
1 votes:
*scans headline*

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-25 05:23:49 AM
1 votes:
She is a counselor, speaker, author and certified life and relationship coach.

So, basically someone with even fewer useful things to say about relationships than the average person?
2012-11-25 03:30:14 AM
1 votes:

L.D. Ablo: He ended up with a yeast infection on his face.


That's possible? I thought the reason yeast infections happened was because the environment (warm, moist) supported it. A face exposed to the air wouldn't have those features. Unless it was in his mouth, in which case... eeysh.
2012-11-25 02:36:57 AM
1 votes:
I knew a guy whose girlfriend had a yeast infection.

He nicked himself while shaving and proceeded to have, um, "relations" with her.

He ended up with a yeast infection on his face.
2012-11-25 01:03:19 AM
1 votes:
Love Yeast will be the name of my new Phil Ochs tribute band.
2012-11-25 12:58:08 AM
1 votes:
Nothing is more uncomfortable than yeast mixed with friction and jizz. That's a loaf you don't want to go near.
 
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