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(CNN)   "Love is the 'yeast' that allows our sexual ecstasy to rise to its highest level." Repeat: yeast   (religion.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 48
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2012-11-24 11:06:25 PM
Does that make masturbation the Monistat 7 that kills the yeast?
 
2012-11-24 11:12:08 PM
But soft, what blight through yonder widow breaks?
'Tis the yeast, and Juliet must be shunned
 
2012-11-24 11:12:53 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Getting a real rise outta this one...
 
2012-11-24 11:13:06 PM
I think it is inspiring that a religious woman can speak so candidadly about sexuality and intimacy.
 
2012-11-24 11:26:21 PM

Amos Quito: I think it is inspiring that a religious woman can speak so candidadly about sexuality and intimacy yeast.

 
2012-11-25 12:58:08 AM
Nothing is more uncomfortable than yeast mixed with friction and jizz. That's a loaf you don't want to go near.
 
2012-11-25 01:03:19 AM
Love Yeast will be the name of my new Phil Ochs tribute band.
 
2012-11-25 02:36:57 AM
I knew a guy whose girlfriend had a yeast infection.

He nicked himself while shaving and proceeded to have, um, "relations" with her.

He ended up with a yeast infection on his face.
 
2012-11-25 03:30:14 AM

L.D. Ablo: He ended up with a yeast infection on his face.


That's possible? I thought the reason yeast infections happened was because the environment (warm, moist) supported it. A face exposed to the air wouldn't have those features. Unless it was in his mouth, in which case... eeysh.
 
2012-11-25 04:39:11 AM

RodneyToady: L.D. Ablo: He ended up with a yeast infection on his face.

That's possible? I thought the reason yeast infections happened was because the environment (warm, moist) supported it. A face exposed to the air wouldn't have those features. Unless it was in his mouth, in which case... eeysh.


Well, yeah. On his lips.
 
2012-11-25 04:46:13 AM
you don't need to add yeast if you have self rising flour.
 
2012-11-25 04:53:00 AM

L.D. Ablo: RodneyToady: L.D. Ablo: He ended up with a yeast infection on his face.

That's possible? I thought the reason yeast infections happened was because the environment (warm, moist) supported it. A face exposed to the air wouldn't have those features. Unless it was in his mouth, in which case... eeysh.

Well, yeah. On his lips.


There are many things we do not need to know.

These are two.
 
2012-11-25 04:57:20 AM
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2012-11-25 05:18:05 AM
i2.cdn.turner.com

If love is yeast, this lady looks to be baking sourdough...
 
2012-11-25 05:21:30 AM
huh. I wonder what the article is about.

"Fifty Shades of Grey."

..never mind...
 
2012-11-25 05:23:49 AM
She is a counselor, speaker, author and certified life and relationship coach.

So, basically someone with even fewer useful things to say about relationships than the average person?
 
2012-11-25 05:29:40 AM
*scans headline*

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-25 05:34:40 AM
One of the songs from my new band The Petraeus love rhombus is called 'ferocious lather'. It's basically about this very topic.

/Basically
 
2012-11-25 05:35:06 AM
sooo tired of Fifty Shades of Yeast and Twilight Yeast and Kardashian Yeast blah blah blah
 
2012-11-25 05:35:29 AM
 
2012-11-25 05:35:39 AM
Oh dear god. Sexually suppressed women now are able to get off in a socially and publicly acceptable way. How hard is this to understand. So what.
 
2012-11-25 05:36:51 AM

Jim_Callahan: She is a counselor, speaker, author and certified life and relationship coach.

So, basically someone with even fewer useful things to say about relationships than the average person?


We need to dig up Bea Arthur and have her recreate the scene from HOTW:P1.

"What do you do?"

"I'm a certified life and relationship coach!"

"Oh, a BULLSH*T ARTIST!"
 
2012-11-25 05:36:53 AM
If only there were some kind of spackle to cement the relationship together (not to mention the sheets and the occasional eyelid)
 
2012-11-25 05:58:23 AM
Trust fark to pick the most dumb sentence in an article for the headline but then that's what fark is all about isn't it.
 
2012-11-25 06:19:29 AM
Do these middle aged women think they invented sexuality? What the hell is going on around here? Have as much fun as you want, just shut the hell up about it and wash your hands afterward.
 
2012-11-25 06:51:55 AM
Why do i get the feeling she banged half the high school football team?
 
2012-11-25 06:58:00 AM

fritolay37: Why do i get the feeling she banged half the high school football team?


50 shades of debbie?
 
2012-11-25 06:58:14 AM

fritolay37: Why do i get the feeling she banged half the high school football team?


I'm thinking she banged the baker.
 
2012-11-25 07:05:43 AM
most of this article is pretty much down to earth and full of common sense and good advice.
 
2012-11-25 07:20:07 AM

Amos Quito: I think it is inspiring that a religious woman can speak so candidadly about sexuality and intimacy.


Heh! +1
 
2012-11-25 07:49:50 AM

rjsjayhawk: Amos Quito: I think it is inspiring that a religious woman can speak so candidadly about sexuality and intimacy.

Heh! +1


Sacre bleucheese! I missed the punny. Yes, ha indeed and +1 for Amos and -1 for me.
 
2012-11-25 07:51:38 AM

amquelbettamin: Do these middle aged women think they invented sexuality? What the hell is going on around here? Have as much fun as you want, just shut the hell up about it and wash your hands afterward.


short answer: yes.
 
2012-11-25 07:52:36 AM

cajunns: Trust fark to pick the most dumb sentence in an article for the headline but then that's what fark is all about isn't it.


again: yes.
 
2012-11-25 08:01:51 AM
Yeasty?

cdn.idolator.com
 
2012-11-25 08:22:19 AM

quatchi: Getting a real rise outta this one...


You suck. Nice reference.
 
2012-11-25 09:22:41 AM

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: If love is yeast, this lady looks to be baking sourdough...


I'm thinking matzo.
 
2012-11-25 09:24:54 AM

hogans: I'm thinking she banged the baker.


Don't forget the butcher and the candle stick maker.
 
2012-11-25 09:59:18 AM
Sounds like a line from Pat Benatar song.

Love is a Battlefield...
Your Love is Like a Tidal Wave...
Love is the Yeast...
(Not during passover, though.)
 
2012-11-25 10:08:31 AM
I wrote a poem to explain to kids down at the community center how bread is made.

Yeast is the beast
That has a feast
and makes the bubbles rise.
 
2012-11-25 11:06:51 AM
Repeatedly stupid new plug for Fifty Shades of Gray, which I have not and will not read, because I have balls and know how to use them.
 
2012-11-25 11:10:54 AM
Love is the yeast in our dill dough.
 
2012-11-25 12:16:01 PM

GGracie: Nothing is more uncomfortable than yeast mixed with friction and jizz. That's a loaf you don't want to go near.


You fark guys when you have a yeast infection? Pardon me if I say that's pretty gross.
 
2012-11-25 12:25:31 PM
Christian and Anastasia (for all the "Fifty Shades" fans) won't discover heart-deep intimacy in whips, chains, pain and sexual intensity. Their deep wounds will be healed by sacrificial love (of which Christ is the incarnate example) and intimate relationship (both human and divine). Soul-deep intimacy is what we seek, and it's ultimately found in the God who created human sexuality.

so jesus wants to bang my booty-hole? um... oh, hell, why not? stick it in me, jesus!
 
2012-11-25 03:38:29 PM

unfarkingbelievable: GGracie: Nothing is more uncomfortable than yeast mixed with friction and jizz. That's a loaf you don't want to go near.

You fark guys when you have a yeast infection? Pardon me if I say that's pretty gross.


It's how wonder bread is made.
 
2012-11-25 04:53:31 PM
 
2012-11-25 06:00:27 PM
Good thing I'm making flatbread
 
2012-11-25 07:16:32 PM
wrong you cannot make beer out of love.
 
2012-11-25 11:15:02 PM
"When I explain through my writhing, screeching and life crouching that I am an "advent for heavy sexuality and spatuality," some assume I'm asinine"
 
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