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(CBS Sacramento)   What do a Smith & Wesson .38 revolver and a pumpkin have in common in Stockton, California? Using either one can get you a charge of assault with a deadly weapon   (sacramento.cbslocal.com ) divider line
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2012-11-25 03:01:30 AM  
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the 51-year-old woman took a Thanksgiving stroll on Wilson Way near Roosevelt Street

There's your problem right there. If you must travel on Wilson Way, it should be at a high rate of speed in a heavily armored German vehicle.
2012-11-25 02:33:04 AM  
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2012-11-24 11:02:36 PM  
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

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Round up the usual suspects.
2012-11-25 04:33:38 AM  
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Notabunny: Awesome T-Shirt: log_jammin: I would just like to say how much I hate web pages that let you read a sentence, then the screen shifts up and down while it loads more ads, making you lose you place, then lets you read an other sentence, then the screen shifts up and down while it loads more ads, making you lose you place, then lets you read an other sentence, then the screen shifts up and down while it loads more ads, making you lose you place....

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No, it's a story about Stockton. It's dodging.


As a Stockton native, I can say this is damn funny, and painfully accurate. There used to be a slogan painted on the water tower as you drove into town:
"Stockton is Great! Take a look!" We always wanted to paint an addendum to that:
"And duck"
2012-11-25 02:56:01 AM  
1 vote:
A year or two after 9/11, one of the parties involved in a road rage incident threw a plastic drink container through an open window of the other car.
I forget the exact wording of the charges, but it was something along the lines of 'invoking a terrorist threat' because they 'launched a projectile'.

/at first I lol'd, but then I had a sad.
2012-11-25 02:42:35 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: I can easily see a whole (un-carved, not a jack-o-lantern) pumpkin doing some serious damage.


Thrown out of a car going 40 mph, yeah, that seems like a bad idea.
2012-11-25 02:36:05 AM  
1 vote:
I can easily see a whole (un-carved, not a jack-o-lantern) pumpkin doing some serious damage.
2012-11-25 02:31:06 AM  
1 vote:
I would just like to say how much I hate web pages that let you read a sentence, then the screen shifts up and down while it loads more ads, making you lose you place, then lets you read an other sentence, then the screen shifts up and down while it loads more ads, making you lose you place, then lets you read an other sentence, then the screen shifts up and down while it loads more ads, making you lose you place....
 
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