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(Slate)   So porcupine sex, how does that work? "The screaming actually comes long before the love-making"   ( slate.com) divider line
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2012-11-24 10:37:16 PM  
Females assist in this process before they come into estrus by lacing the air with a pungent perfume-a come-hither scent created by a combination of vaginal mucous and urine...

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When dominant male elephants are poached or culled out of the social hierarchy, adolescent males develop strange, violent behaviors, like wantonly murdering rhinoceroses. But not without raping them first...

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There's not a lot I can do to make this sound romantic, so I'll just say it. The male porcupine rears up on his hind legs, walks toward the female with a fully erect penis, and proceeds to soak her in urine with a spray forceful enough to shoot 6 feet...

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Go on...

 

/All pics are hot. Soz.
 
2012-11-24 10:40:02 PM  
In before a bunch of little pricks
 
2012-11-24 11:43:32 PM  
No thanks, I'll stick to smurfing
 
2012-11-24 11:44:50 PM  
The screaming actually comes long before the love-making

I remember my first time too...
 
2012-11-24 11:47:12 PM  

Fabric_Man: The screaming actually comes long before the love-making

I remember my first time too...


I didn't use enough chloroform either. Believe me, that's a mistake you don't make twice!
 
2012-11-24 11:51:32 PM  
That's not a quill.
 
2012-11-25 12:21:29 AM  
When dominant male elephants are poached or culled out of the social hierarchy, adolescent males develop strange, violent behaviors, like wantonly murdering rhinoceroses. But not without raping them first

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2012-11-25 12:27:11 AM  
Certainly answered any questions I didn't know I had regarding Porcupine sex
 
2012-11-25 01:01:49 AM  
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2012-11-25 01:20:01 AM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 600x450]


I haven't had a laugh like that for a long time.

Thanks.
 
2012-11-25 01:27:23 AM  
These days, it's difficult to roll out of bed without being hit in the face with a four-headed echidna penis.

And I stopped reading right there.

/never been hit in the face with any kind of penis and if the author finds it a difficult thing not to do then I don't want to read what he or she has to say.
 
2012-11-25 01:35:40 AM  

BolloxReader: Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 600x450]

I haven't had a laugh like that for a long time.

Thanks.


WOW! My first TF sponsor....

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Thank you kind Sir or Ma'am! (even if it was only for a month)

/i keed
//srsly, thank you
 
2012-11-25 01:59:43 AM  
It's the same for me except begging and crying instead of screaming.

/DRTFA
 
2012-11-25 02:17:14 AM  
Well, that was... vivid. My favorite porcupine book (and, to be fair, the only one I've read) says nothing about quill pig coitus.

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Given the title, that's probably just as well.

/Great book, though.
//Seriously.
 
2012-11-25 03:08:24 AM  
Isn't that the old joke?

Q: How do porcupines make love?
A: VERY carefully.
 
2012-11-25 04:08:58 AM  
Oh good. Another factoid to troll the Furry community with.
 
2012-11-25 05:33:58 AM  
Ok, now i have new facts to discuss at chrismas supper at my inlaws.
 
2012-11-25 06:00:38 AM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Oh good. Another factoid to troll the Furry community with.


Or one that they will integrate into their next yiff.
 
2012-11-25 07:13:07 AM  

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"Females assist in this process before they come into estrus by lacing the air with
a pungent perfume-a come-hither scent created by a combination of vaginal mucous and urine."

 
2012-11-25 07:35:17 AM  

Gordon Bennett: It's the same for me except begging and crying instead of screaming.

/DRTFA


That's certainly how I like my sex. And with a good dose of slapping.
 
2012-11-25 08:14:29 AM  
So the screaming comes first? This reminds me of the Ono bird.

The Ono bird is unique in biology in that it's legs are four inches long, yet its testicles hang almost 10 inches from its body. It can easily be detected in nature, when coming in for a landing, by it's distinctive cry of "OH-NO! OH-NO!"
 
2012-11-25 09:43:51 AM  
Ah, a perfect greenlight for Saturday night.

/not subby
 
2012-11-25 10:14:27 AM  
What animal has a cup in its name?
 
2012-11-25 11:46:50 AM  

Porous Horace: What animal has a cup in its name?


Same one that has a pine in its name?
 
2012-11-25 11:47:16 AM  

eltejon: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Oh good. Another factoid to troll the Furry community with.

Or one that they will integrate into their next yiff.


It's hilarious either way.
 
2012-11-25 01:57:14 PM  
You don't spank a porcupine, Canton.

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2012-11-25 02:06:31 PM  
Shoes might help.

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2012-11-25 09:07:23 PM  
It was only around August to December that the testes descended into the scrotal sacs, just in time for screaming season.

Is it only me, or does it seem strange that about all male mammals with breeding seasons don't do this?
 
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