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(Female First)   Out of 2000 surveyed, guess how many men say they're with a 10?   (femalefirst.co.uk) divider line 308
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2012-11-24 07:59:17 PM  
It's a sad day for the women of the world as not one man would describe his partner as perfect, rating her instead at an average 7 out of 10.

EPIDEMIC OF REALISM STRIKES MEN
Lack of perceived perfection threatens women. 

/How can anyone be worried about realistic attitudes? I don't think I'm perfect, and I would rather have a woman want to be with me even after taking that into account, instead of fooled into thinking I am perfect, or (worse!) thinking I can be perfected with a little work.
 
2012-11-24 08:00:16 PM  
img823.imageshack.us

"You're gonna get your butt kicked no matter WHICH way you answer this."
 
2012-11-24 08:10:33 PM  
Did y'all see the helpful top 20 at the bottom?

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2012-11-24 08:11:24 PM  
Umm....All of them?
 
2012-11-24 08:12:45 PM  
Over 9000?
 
2012-11-24 08:13:23 PM  
fashionista.com

O Hai, Guiz! Wots going on in this thread?


The research from hair care company Remington discovered that 8 out of 10 men don't believe that the perfect woman exists.

In other news 2 outta 10 men are dumber than dirt.

All relationships are a compromise.

In the good ones you don't feel the compromise weighing on you every waking second.

I'm old enuff to remember actually seeing Blake Edward's 10 with Bo Derek in the theaters when it came out. I will always remember the conversations overheard on the way out of and throughout the movie from women in the main criticizing BD and explaining exactly what it was about her that made her not a 10.

It was educational.

So my theory here is that men rate more women 10s than women because men are less hypercritical on the whole. 

/Is pic hot?
//Depends on who you ask.
 
2012-11-24 08:13:44 PM  
How many would admit they're with a 10 year old?
Not many.
 
2012-11-24 08:13:47 PM  
www.femalefirst.co.uk

Wait, which direction am I supposed to go??
 
2012-11-24 08:13:48 PM  

queenalice: Did y'all see the helpful top 20 at the bottom?

[img5.imageshack.us image 500x333]


Not getting on with her family? Is this tacit approval to sleep with the gf's sister or mom?
 
2012-11-24 08:14:13 PM  

queenalice: Did y'all see the helpful top 20 at the bottom?

[img5.imageshack.us image 500x333]


Too Fat to F#ck missing from both sides of that list? Pfffft . . . Fake
 
2012-11-24 08:14:25 PM  
"A surprising one in four men feel their partner tries to influence who they keep as friends and choose to socialise with."

Well I just learned that around 1500 men that this study interviewed are liars and/or had their SO looking over their should as they filled it out.
 
hej
2012-11-24 08:15:36 PM  
In other news, the meaning of "perfect" often escapes women.
 
2012-11-24 08:16:06 PM  

queenalice: Did y'all see the helpful top 20 at the bottom?

[img5.imageshack.us image 500x333]


And really, the only reason to be in a relationship is to fart/burp without repercussion.
 
2012-11-24 08:16:38 PM  
I was told there would be no math.
 
2012-11-24 08:17:41 PM  
So, without reading the article, I can safely say that this survey did not have to be taken in the presence of their respective mates.
 
2012-11-24 08:17:42 PM  

fusillade762: [www.femalefirst.co.uk image 500x333]

Wait, which direction am I supposed to go??


Down. Go down dude, no matter what. Just make her happy.
 
2012-11-24 08:17:54 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: queenalice: Did y'all see the helpful top 20 at the bottom?

[img5.imageshack.us image 500x333]

Too Fat to F#ck missing from both sides of that list? Pfffft . . . Fake


Go to Wal Mart. Observe families shopping. No such thing.
 
2012-11-24 08:18:19 PM  
If a guy doesn't think he's with a 10, she deserves someone better.
 
2012-11-24 08:19:02 PM  
Obviously they didn't poll any Farkers, because the way Farkers talk bad about any woman's picture they see, they must be dating or married to a"10".
 
2012-11-24 08:19:29 PM  

queenalice: Did y'all see the helpful top 20 at the bottom?

[img5.imageshack.us image 500x333]


Both sides listed "goes to bathroom with door open" but women rated it higher on the annoyance chart than men and included "leaves bathroom dirty" as well?

Well I guess I learned something today. Now if I can just figure out WTF that was.
 
2012-11-24 08:20:05 PM  
Why did that article include pictures of women's bodies with sections marked as if to be operated on?
 
2012-11-24 08:20:22 PM  

GRCooper: If a guy doesn't think he's with a 10, she deserves someone better.



Well at least they've got Lancelot to the rescue!
 
2012-11-24 08:20:53 PM  

quatchi: queenalice: Did y'all see the helpful top 20 at the bottom?

[img5.imageshack.us image 500x333]

Both sides listed "goes to bathroom with door open" but women rated it higher on the annoyance chart than men and included "leaves bathroom dirty" as well?

Well I guess I learned something today. Now if I can just figure out WTF that was.


Women leave the bathroom far dirtier than men do. It's not even close.
 
2012-11-24 08:20:54 PM  

GRCooper: If a guy doesn't think he's with a 10, she deserves someone better.


10/10. Just sufficient complexity to confuse the Jocks and the Feminists.
 
2012-11-24 08:21:59 PM  
ARE THERE REALLY COUPLES WHO SHARE A TOOTHBRUSH???

We can do burping, farting, bathroom door that never closes, lazy, crazy driving, crazy families, really annoying friends, etc.

But it would be over if he used my tooth brush.
 
2012-11-24 08:23:42 PM  

redmid17: quatchi: queenalice: Did y'all see the helpful top 20 at the bottom?

[img5.imageshack.us image 500x333]

Both sides listed "goes to bathroom with door open" but women rated it higher on the annoyance chart than men and included "leaves bathroom dirty" as well?

Well I guess I learned something today. Now if I can just figure out WTF that was.

Women leave the bathroom far dirtier than men do. It's not even close.


So true. The worst my dude does is beard trimmings in his sink. When I'm done getting ready there is makeup smeared all over the counter, hair all over the floor and sink, and hairspray all over the mirror. Plus I usually spill some lotion on the floor and make it really slippery.
 
2012-11-24 08:23:49 PM  

Tillmaster: GRCooper: If a guy doesn't think he's with a 10, she deserves someone better.

10/10. Just sufficient complexity to confuse the Jocks and the Feminists.


My wife is goodlooking a good cook and puts up with my shiat and wakes me up with sex and breakfast 9.5
 
2012-11-24 08:23:53 PM  
Yeah? And how many of the men's women think they, themselves, are a 10?

It's almost as if there's an industry revolving around making women appear worse than they are to sell them shiat.
 
2012-11-24 08:24:17 PM  

GRCooper: If a guy doesn't think he's with a 10, she deserves someone better.


so troll me? maybe
 
2012-11-24 08:24:32 PM  

spidermilk: ARE THERE REALLY COUPLES WHO SHARE A TOOTHBRUSH???

We can do burping, farting, bathroom door that never closes, lazy, crazy driving, crazy families, really annoying friends, etc.

But it would be over if he used my tooth brush.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-24 08:24:39 PM  
quatchi: The research from hair care company Remington discovered that 8 out of 10 men don't believe that the perfect woman exists.

In other news 2 outta 10 men are dumber than dirt.


She exists, I present this as photographic evidence.

www.wolfgnards.com
 
2012-11-24 08:25:01 PM  

Tillmaster: GRCooper: If a guy doesn't think he's with a 10, she deserves someone better.

10/10. Just sufficient complexity to confuse the Jocks and the Feminists.


Chill, dude - I'm trying to land some farkette tail!
 
2012-11-24 08:25:21 PM  
"Moans when sport is on" is far from an imperfection; if anything, I'll take that to mean she's in the mood for carnal gymnastics-the sport of her choice.
 
2012-11-24 08:25:23 PM  
There can be only one.
 
2012-11-24 08:26:05 PM  
"You know who I'm married to, right?"

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-24 08:26:49 PM  

GRCooper: If a guy doesn't think he's with a 10, she deserves someone better.


LOLWUT
 
2012-11-24 08:27:06 PM  

spidermilk: ARE THERE REALLY COUPLES WHO SHARE A TOOTHBRUSH???

We can do burping, farting fisting, bathroom door that never closes, lazy, crazy driving, crazy families, really annoying friends, etc.

But it would be over if he used my tooth brush.

 

uhmmm fixed it for you?
 
2012-11-24 08:27:06 PM  

spidermilk: redmid17: quatchi: queenalice: Did y'all see the helpful top 20 at the bottom?

[img5.imageshack.us image 500x333]

Both sides listed "goes to bathroom with door open" but women rated it higher on the annoyance chart than men and included "leaves bathroom dirty" as well?

Well I guess I learned something today. Now if I can just figure out WTF that was.

Women leave the bathroom far dirtier than men do. It's not even close.

So true. The worst my dude does is beard trimmings in his sink. When I'm done getting ready there is makeup smeared all over the counter, hair all over the floor and sink, and hairspray all over the mirror. Plus I usually spill some lotion on the floor and make it really slippery.


My bathroom stays pretty clean until my girlfriend gets ready for work or to go out or something. I don't even mind the extra stuff she leaves at my place, which is probably more stuff than I have for myself, but the bathroom looks like a warzone when she gets done.

However back to the bolded statement. Please continue
 
2012-11-24 08:27:34 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: queenalice: Did y'all see the helpful top 20 at the bottom?

[img5.imageshack.us image 500x333]

Too Fat to F#ck missing from both sides of that list? Pfffft . . . Fake


No such thing. Find a fold, fark it.
 
2012-11-24 08:28:40 PM  

lordargent: quatchi: The research from hair care company Remington discovered that 8 out of 10 men don't believe that the perfect woman exists.

In other news 2 outta 10 men are dumber than dirt.

She exists, I present this as photographic evidence.

[www.wolfgnards.com image 490x735]


Pretty sure there's a wang under there.
 
2012-11-24 08:28:43 PM  

quatchi: queenalice: Did y'all see the helpful top 20 at the bottom?

[img5.imageshack.us image 500x333]

Both sides listed "goes to bathroom with door open" but women rated it higher on the annoyance chart than men and included "leaves bathroom dirty" as well?

Well I guess I learned something today. Now if I can just figure out WTF that was.


I think it means pee in the toilet, not on, around, or relatively near the toilet.
 
2012-11-24 08:29:01 PM  

Rozinante: Zeb Hesselgresser: queenalice: Did y'all see the helpful top 20 at the bottom?

[img5.imageshack.us image 500x333]

Too Fat to F#ck missing from both sides of that list? Pfffft . . . Fake

Go to Wal Mart. Observe families shopping. No such thing.


yea,appreciate the imagery, but I didn't mean it in a judgemental 'too icky' way, I meant it in a physically unable to perform, or find the required parts kinda way
 
2012-11-24 08:29:34 PM  

lordargent: quatchi: The research from hair care company Remington discovered that 8 out of 10 men don't believe that the perfect woman exists.

In other news 2 outta 10 men are dumber than dirt.

She exists, I present this as photographic evidence.

[www.wolfgnards.com image 490x735]


Apparently not. She's already divorced once.
 
2012-11-24 08:29:34 PM  
If we are just talking 10 based on beauty, I guess I am one of the few farkers that has farked more then my fair share of 9's and 10s. Wife is a 10 on the beauty scale - they do exist, its just that you fat farks aren't trying hard enough...

/ I award you no boobies and may god have mercy on your basement-dwelling souls...
 
2012-11-24 08:29:41 PM  
List is bogus. I looked twice. Did not see "being dumb as a sack of hammers", "useless as breasts on a duck", "being a mouth breathing hillbilly".
 
2012-11-24 08:29:57 PM  
10 is a bad rating system anyway...too vague. Better to use the 5 point system.

1. Face
2. Tits
3. Ass
4. Legs
5. Bonus
 
2012-11-24 08:30:21 PM  
I guess the Dove real women campaign taught us nothing. That all women are beautiful no matter how much cellulite they have.
 
2012-11-24 08:30:29 PM  

Elzar: Wife is a 10 on the beauty scale


Post pics if you're so sure.
 
2012-11-24 08:30:30 PM  
So why all the plastic surgury mark ups? Will that get her to stop using my toothbrush and watch 'sport'?
 
2012-11-24 08:31:16 PM  

amquelbettamin: So why all the plastic surgury mark ups? Will that get her to stop using my toothbrush and watch 'sport'?


It should degrade and humiliate her. It shows her you're the boss.
 
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