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(Examiner)   Woman who slipped into a diabetic comma dies after 42 years, but her family never game up home. Damn you, autocorrect and pseudojournalists who can't type   (examiner.com) divider line 20
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2012-11-24 05:32:49 PM  
6 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: How does the pooping work?


That's where you use a colon.
2012-11-24 05:28:05 PM  
5 votes:
From the Obit, " She was always a good listener. "
2012-11-24 04:47:06 PM  
4 votes:

naughtyrev: Diabetic comma?


As opposed to a diabetic period?
2012-11-24 05:36:20 PM  
3 votes:

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: How does the pooping work?

That's where you use a colon.


Great punctuation remark!
2012-11-24 05:29:21 PM  
3 votes:
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RIP Game up Homes
2012-11-24 05:11:44 PM  
3 votes:
How is comma formed?
2012-11-24 06:53:58 PM  
2 votes:

revrendjim: I've met people who were in a dianetic coma.



Did any of them have Cruise,Travolta or Alley as surnames?
2012-11-24 05:22:34 PM  
2 votes:
Hey you caught me in a coma
And I don't think I wanna
Ever come back to this...world again
Kinda like it in a coma
'Cause no one's ever gonna
Oh, make me come back to this...
world again
Now I feel as if I'm floating away
I can't feel all the pressure
And I like it this way
But my body's callin'
My body's callin'
Won't ya come back to this...
world again
Suspended deep in a sea of black
I've got the light at the end
I've got the bones on the mast
Well I've gone sailin',
I've gone sailin'
I could leave so easily
While friends are calling back to me
I said they're
They're leaving it all up to me
When all I needed was clarity
And someone to tell me
WHAT THE fark IS GOING ON
GODDAMN IT!
2012-11-24 05:18:06 PM  
2 votes:

ADubs86: How does shiat like this make it past editors? They still use editors, right? We're not just publishing whatever, right?


Right?


Anyone?


They aint no peelple whut cant spel no good no more, coz them Innertubes don't let them lern no good grandma.
2012-11-24 05:10:54 PM  
2 votes:

ADubs86: How does shiat like this make it past editors? They still use editors, right? We're not just publishing whatever, right?


Right?


Anyone?


hahaha

No.
2012-11-24 05:07:52 PM  
2 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: How does the pooping work?


I don't think it was a typo in the story when they spoke of the parents taking two hour shifts.
2012-11-24 08:47:40 PM  
1 votes:
They need to do way instain subeditor> who kill thier headlines. becuse these headline cant frigth back!
2012-11-24 06:50:55 PM  
1 votes:
I've met people who were in a dianetic coma.
2012-11-24 06:48:20 PM  
1 votes:
I was in a semicolon comma once, I came out of it after a period؟
2012-11-24 06:43:33 PM  
1 votes:
My sister recently had to take her husband off life support. It was a difficult decision because he insisted that he was fine and thinking of taking a walk.
2012-11-24 05:59:48 PM  
1 votes:
Girlfriend in a comma
I know, I know
It's serial
2012-11-24 05:37:45 PM  
1 votes:
Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma chameleon
Common go, common go
2012-11-24 05:30:37 PM  
1 votes:

jake_lex: From TFA:

A song was written about the family as well called "My Blessed Child."

OK, here's the thing. I don't think that families in situations like this should fall into despair, should lie prostate with grief. But, seriously, she was in a coma for 42 years. How the fark was she blessed?


Whatever floats their boat. I'm willing to bet the woman herself was pretty indifferent.
2012-11-24 05:06:59 PM  
1 votes:
Commas are the punctuation point most prone to diabetes. It's because they are apple-shaped and not pear-shaped like apostrophes.
2012-11-24 04:59:20 PM  
1 votes:
How does the pooping work?
 
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