naughtyrev: Diabetic comma?
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: How does the pooping work?
AbbeySomeone: I'm not sure what is worse; The horrible attempt at writing an article or the story of that girl's life.
ADubs86: How does shiat like this make it past editors? They still use editors, right? We're not just publishing whatever, right?Right?Anyone?
mongbiohazard: Well it's a good thing they kept her on life support for 42 years. It all worked out so well!
Myria: I just hope that she was brain dead that whole time. Imagine 42 years of being "locked in"... =(
jake_lex: From TFA:A song was written about the family as well called "My Blessed Child."OK, here's the thing. I don't think that families in situations like this should fall into despair, should lie prostate with grief. But, seriously, she was in a coma for 42 years. How the fark was she blessed?
Aclay420: ADubs86: How does shiat like this make it past editors? They still use editors, right? We're not just publishing whatever, right?Right?Anyone?It is the Examiner... There are no editors. As subby points out about "psudojournalists." Anyone can write for the Examiner.
hbk72777: Hey you caught me in a comaAnd I don't think I wannaEver come back to this...world againKinda like it in a coma'Cause no one's ever gonnaOh, make me come back to this...world againNow I feel as if I'm floating awayI can't feel all the pressureAnd I like it this wayBut my body's callin'My body's callin'Won't ya come back to this...world againSuspended deep in a sea of blackI've got the light at the endI've got the bones on the mastWell I've gone sailin',I've gone sailin'I could leave so easilyWhile friends are calling back to meI said they'reThey're leaving it all up to meWhen all I needed was clarityAnd someone to tell meWHAT THE fark IS GOING ONGODDAMN IT!
Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: How does the pooping work?That's where you use a colon.
Krieghund: I can't say I'd do anything differently. But I can say it would be self indulgent if I were to keep my kid alive in a coma for 42 years.
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