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(io9)   Scientists develop computer program to model top speed of dinosaurs. Their findings suggest that If dinosaurs ever make a comeback you might want to surround yourself with friends slower than you   (io9.com) divider line 13
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2012-11-24 04:38:01 PM  
4 votes:
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ArkAngel: They did clock the T-Rex at 32 miles per hour


T.... T-Rex? Did you say you have a T-Rex?
2012-11-24 06:23:17 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-24 05:48:53 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-24 03:33:40 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-25 08:45:32 AM  
1 votes:
skepticultist: jtown: I don't need to hang around with slow people. I just need to be quick to break a couple kneecaps. I don't need to be the fastest. I just need to not be the slowest one screaming, "Ow, me knee! You bastard!"

At my last D&D game we got talking about Walking Dead, which turned into a Zombie Survival discussion. One of my players said that if the zombies attack, I was the person he'd most want with him. I was flattered, until he explained that he was 100% certain he could outrun me.

My response: "Oh, bad luck dude. Turns out I have a gun, and you have kneecaps. Well, you had kneecaps at any rate..."


Doesn't your bible have very specific things to say about killing people
2012-11-24 10:27:43 PM  
1 votes:
I don't need to hang around with slow people. I just need to be quick to break a couple kneecaps. I don't need to be the fastest. I just need to not be the slowest one screaming, "Ow, me knee! You bastard!"
2012-11-24 10:23:15 PM  
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: And if anyone wants to get in on Tziva's OMGOMGOMGDinosaur frivolities, I give you blanks:


Well that's good for two of us. We need more blanks for other people though...
2012-11-24 09:15:48 PM  
1 votes:

quatchi: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Heh, thank ya, but I can't take credit for the dinosaur. That's all Tziva's handiwork, right there!

Well then, a blessing on his/her house unto the nth generation as you continue to earn yer coveted position as deepest-cyan-colored-poster possible that I reserve purely for Fark's A-team.

Article fails because it doesn't even try to estimate the velocity of a Jesus-laden velociraptor.

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/Oblig and hot like the fiery hell that awaits all who scoff at the notion of Dino-ridin' Jesus.


Is Jesus wearing a cape?
2012-11-24 08:03:57 PM  
1 votes:
Scientists develop computer program to model top speed of dinosaurs. Their findings suggest that If dinosaurs ever make a comeback you might want to surround yourself with friends slower than you

I love these puzzles. Lisa Kudrow, right?

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2012-11-24 07:41:57 PM  
1 votes:
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody run from dinosaurs!

/they ain't fast no more
2012-11-24 07:34:01 PM  
1 votes:
Rule #1: Cardio
2012-11-24 05:55:26 PM  
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Heh, thank ya, but I can't take credit for the dinosaur. That's all Tziva's handiwork, right there!


Well then, a blessing on his/her house unto the nth generation as you continue to earn yer coveted position as deepest-cyan-colored-poster possible that I reserve purely for Fark's A-team.

Article fails because it doesn't even try to estimate the velocity of a Jesus-laden velociraptor.

i597.photobucket.com

/Oblig and hot like the fiery hell that awaits all who scoff at the notion of Dino-ridin' Jesus.
2012-11-24 03:56:38 PM  
1 votes:
Well, not surround, exactly

/I'd like a clear path to get a head start
 
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