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(Daily Mail)   Man arrested for assaulting wife with his penis after she refused to have sex with him. After reviewing the briefs, judge drops assault with deadly weapon charge and turns case over to small claims court   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 12
    More: Dumbass, Assistant District Attorney Christopher Fernald, Warren Jeffs, small claims court, FLDS, deadly weapon, jail term, Sussex, superior courts  
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2012-11-24 12:41:01 PM
6 votes:
He could get the chair for this

/the slatted one
2012-11-24 12:12:13 PM
6 votes:
Cockslap!

Of course, at 62, he probably could have used his testicles like a bag of oranges to beat her with.
2012-11-24 01:38:01 PM
3 votes:
One time I streaked a home & garden show, instead of calling the cops the damn biddies gave me first prize for best dried arrangement.

/they said the evidence wouldn't stand up in court
2012-11-24 02:31:17 PM
2 votes:
The only time I wasted 39 years for a Pakistani man was calling Dell's technical support.
2012-11-24 01:23:46 PM
2 votes:
Bailiff, whack his pee-pee.

/ and not in a good way
2012-11-24 01:20:04 PM
2 votes:
Was it detachable?
2012-11-24 01:01:59 PM
2 votes:
That's a dick move.
2012-11-24 02:49:45 PM
1 votes:
Disturbing GIF x 2.
2012-11-24 01:51:05 PM
1 votes:
That should have read "assault with a friendly weapon"
2012-11-24 01:36:06 PM
1 votes:

I'm an excellent driver: FTA: The incident in July in the town of Warren happened when his wife of 39 years, who was estranged from him, stayed at his home.

/I'll take mangling the English language for 200, please Alex.


It's nice of you to please Alex.
2012-11-24 01:29:55 PM
1 votes:
FTA: The incident in July in the town of Warren happened when his wife of 39 years, who was estranged from him, stayed at his home.

/I'll take mangling the English language for 200, please Alex.
2012-11-24 01:23:19 PM
1 votes:
Defending, Justin Andrus said Thomas was tremendously upset that his marriage of 39 years was ending.
He said his estranged wife was planning to go to Pakistan to meet a man she met online.
'This was not his normal conduct,' Andrus told Justice Jeffrey Hjelm during the sentencing hearing in Knox County Superior Court.


Which part isn't normal conduct? The penile battery, or a woman willingly going to Pakistan for a man she met online?
 
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