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(ESPN)   How bad are things for the Kansas City Chiefs? Their fans still rip on them after they deliver turkeys to their doors   (espn.go.com) divider line 66
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1451 clicks; posted to Sports » on 24 Nov 2012 at 12:22 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-25 10:41:34 PM  

Beer Drinking Masturbator: You DO know you spelled clinch wrong, right? On several occasions..

clench:
verb (used with object)
1. to close (the hands, teeth, etc.) tightly.
2. to grasp firmly; grip.

CLINCH:
verb (used with object)
1. to settle (a matter) decisively: After they clinched the deal they went out to celebrate.

/DAMN, I just schooled the DONKEY!


I know it hurts to watch your team suck while the Broncos run rampant all over your team and clench the division, but grab a tissue it'll be ok.
 
2012-11-25 10:53:02 PM  

bel4sucks: Beer Drinking Masturbator: You DO know you spelled clinch wrong, right? On several occasions..

clench:
verb (used with object)
1. to close (the hands, teeth, etc.) tightly.
2. to grasp firmly; grip.

CLINCH:
verb (used with object)
1. to settle (a matter) decisively: After they clinched the deal they went out to celebrate.

/DAMN, I just schooled the DONKEY!

I know it hurts to watch your team suck while the Broncos run rampant all over your team and clench the division, but grab a tissue it'll be ok.


Still got it wrong.

It's CLINCH, and no, donkeys haven't done it yet.

But it's OK, they just need one more win, then they get the division.

Too bad they'll lose to Houston in the playoffs, though.

/don't clench up and cry too hard, donkey boy
 
2012-11-25 11:05:26 PM  

Beer Drinking Masturbator: Still got it wrong.

It's CLINCH, and no, donkeys haven't done it yet.

But it's OK, they just need one more win, then they get the division.

Too bad they'll lose to Houston in the playoffs, though.

/don't clench up and cry too hard, donkey boy


LOL at least my team WAS able to CLENCH the division early, instead OF sitting at 1-10. LOL plus who SAYS they even see houston in THE playoffs?

Ya know, sorta LIKE I watched the Broncos CLENCH the division last season, with Tebow AT qb. Of course, I'd probably BE a whiny twat too if IT had been 20 years since I SAW my team win a playoff game. Seriously, the last time you GOT to see that piece of shiat you CALL a football team win A playoff game, farkin Joe Montana was there? Goddamn!
 
2012-11-26 12:15:06 AM  

bel4sucks: Beer Drinking Masturbator: Still got it wrong.

It's CLINCH, and no, donkeys haven't done it yet.

But it's OK, they just need one more win, then they get the division.

Too bad they'll lose to Houston in the playoffs, though.

/don't clench up and cry too hard, donkey boy

LOL at least my team WAS able to CLENCH the division early, instead OF sitting at 1-10. LOL plus who SAYS they even see houston in THE playoffs?

Ya know, sorta LIKE I watched the Broncos CLENCH the division last season, with Tebow AT qb. Of course, I'd probably BE a whiny twat too if IT had been 20 years since I SAW my team win a playoff game. Seriously, the last time you GOT to see that piece of shiat you CALL a football team win A playoff game, farkin Joe Montana was there? Goddamn!


Damn, did I strike a nerve there, hon?

You should be in bed now, anyway. School night.

/Maybe you'll learn the difference between clench and clinch tomorrow in class.
 
2012-11-26 12:50:07 AM  

Beer Drinking Masturbator: Damn, did I strike a nerve there, hon?

You should be in bed now, anyway. School night.

/Maybe you'll learn the difference between clench and clinch tomorrow in class.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL so that's your comeback? Where am I supposed to be mad again? I'm not the one watching a division rival clench another title while your team sits in last place. Seriously, KC is worse than oakland, do you know how bad you have to be to be considered worse than the raiders?

Plus, maybe bedtime was a thing back in the 50s when you were a senior in high school, but is it even a thing now?
 
2012-11-26 12:54:07 AM  

bel4sucks: I'm not the one watching a division rival clench another title while your team sits in last place.


bel4sucks: watching a division rival clench another title


bel4sucks: clench


You're misspelling it on purpose, aren't you?

4/10.
 
2012-11-26 01:01:38 AM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: You're misspelling it on purpose, aren't you?

4/10.


Oh come the hell on, I get at least 1/10 for every single time the guy replied back to it, plus another dork, plus you. It's at least a 9.
 
2012-11-26 01:20:01 AM  

bel4sucks: Oh come the hell on, I get at least 1/10 for every single time the guy replied back to it, plus another dork, plus you. It's at least a 9.


No way, man. If I graded on the number of bites, the idiots in the Politics tab would be guaranteed 10/10. I guess I could curve it based on the size and sensitivity of the audience, but that seems like more trouble than it's worth.

Anyway, CONGRATS on the BRONCOS' likely playoff BERTH this YEAR. Hopefully THEY have even better LUCK than TEBOW in the POSTseason, UNLESS they play THE Bengals, in WHICH case screw 'EM. (I mean, come on. Our streak of seasons without a playoff win is even longer than the Chefs'. It's the longest in the league.)
 
2012-11-26 01:28:41 AM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: No way, man. If I graded on the number of bites, the idiots in the Politics tab would be guaranteed 10/10. I guess I could curve it based on the size and sensitivity of the audience, but that seems like more trouble than it's worth.

Anyway, CONGRATS on the BRONCOS' likely playoff BERTH this YEAR. Hopefully THEY have even better LUCK than TEBOW in the POSTseason, UNLESS they play THE Bengals, in WHICH case screw 'EM. (I mean, come on. Our streak of seasons without a playoff win is even longer than the Chefs'. It's the longest in the league.)


Okay I can UNDERSTAND what you ARE saying. Also, I THOUGHT it was funny that YOU had luck and TEBOW both capitalized. 

CLENCH
 
2012-11-26 01:32:11 AM  
LOL

I trolled you with the random CAPS on words.. seemed to strike a nerve..

Clencher.... YOU BIT FIRST!!!

/LOLOLOLOLOLOL
 
2012-11-26 01:42:33 AM  

Beer Drinking Masturbator: LOL

I trolled you with the random CAPS on words.. seemed to strike a nerve..

Clencher.... YOU BIT FIRST!!!

/LOLOLOLOLOLOL


omfg you actually went with the "I troll u the whole time" thing?

That has got to be the saddest thing I've seen in this thread. And that was actually after you tried to use some lame ass bedtime line. LOL I don't know whether to mock you some more or suggest suicide. 

Actually wait, you're still a cheifs fan, so it's probably suicide.
 
2012-11-26 01:52:36 AM  

bel4sucks: Beer Drinking Masturbator: LOL

I trolled you with the random CAPS on words.. seemed to strike a nerve..

Clencher.... YOU BIT FIRST!!!

/LOLOLOLOLOLOL

omfg you actually went with the "I troll u the whole time" thing?

That has got to be the saddest thing I've seen in this thread. And that was actually after you tried to use some lame ass bedtime line. LOL I don't know whether to mock you some more or suggest suicide. 

Actually wait, you're still a cheifs fan, so it's probably suicide.


nope, seems you're the one who just can't let it go.

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2012-11-26 02:13:10 AM  

Beer Drinking Masturbator: nope, seems you're the one who just can't let it go.


UH huh. Don't forget though, you WERE seriously THE one who just tried to "lolololol i troll u" on fark. It's so pathetic, I kinda feel bad ABOUT still mocking you FOR it.

But not enough TO stop.
 
2012-11-26 05:15:12 PM  
Holy crap, this might be the only time bel4sucks actually trolled someone. Usually everyone just ignores his drunken rants.
 
2012-11-26 07:26:30 PM  

oh_please: Usually everyone just ignores his drunken rants.


wtf why the hell would anyone come on this website drunk.

Good to see another one of my fans though
 
2012-11-26 11:27:37 PM  
At least the Chiefs are giving back to the community. I am just glad my Steelers beat them to keep their dignity but the season is going downhill unless Ben returns since the offense is not the same without him.
 
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