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(Daily Mail)   Twelve hundred pounds of turkey testicles were deep fried and consumed at the 30th Annual Turkey Testicle Festival. That's nuts   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 33
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2012-11-24 07:48:22 AM
You misspelled farking nasty, dumbmitter.
 
2012-11-24 07:57:41 AM
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That's a lot of nuts!
 
2012-11-24 07:59:19 AM
Why?
 
2012-11-24 08:03:07 AM
Because having to put up with another Daily Mail article is just like eating turkey testicles.
 
2012-11-24 08:03:14 AM
What about the duck vaginas? Were there any duck vaginas?

/ Louis CK
 
2012-11-24 08:11:57 AM
Go ball, go ball, go ball!
 
2012-11-24 08:20:25 AM
headline. of. the. year.
 
2012-11-24 08:21:51 AM
ww3.hdnux.com

/does not approve
 
2012-11-24 08:21:54 AM
I hear they taste kinda like popcorn shrimp
 
2012-11-24 08:40:41 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I hear they taste kinda like popcorn shrimp


More like deep fried cottage cheese.

//Know from experience.
 
2012-11-24 08:46:16 AM

hockeychick: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I hear they taste kinda like popcorn shrimp

More like deep fried cottage cheese.

//Know from experience.


Are they served in a bowl, or in a tiny paper sack?
 
2012-11-24 08:51:33 AM
prworkbench.files.wordpress.com

/Sorry I'm late.
 
2012-11-24 08:55:15 AM
Came for picture of politician, any politician. Or pundit.  Or lobbyist. Or Lorena Bobbitt with bad eyesight.
 
2012-11-24 08:59:17 AM
www.underconsideration.com
 
2012-11-24 09:12:09 AM
All balls and no cock.
 
2012-11-24 09:22:45 AM
I'd eat them. I've had worse. Meat is meat.
 
2012-11-24 09:54:05 AM
Butterballs?
 
2012-11-24 09:55:06 AM
Ah, Huntley's claim to fame...turkey balls.
 
2012-11-24 09:59:41 AM
I live 20 minutes away from this and almost went this year, but didn't feel like being crowded by 4000 people and droned at by cover bands.

/next year maybe
 
2012-11-24 10:02:42 AM

dready zim: All balls and no cock.


I believe male turkeys are called "toms", but I'm a huge nerd and you probably shouldn't listen to me.
 
2012-11-24 10:09:01 AM
I've had "rocky mountain oysters" in South Dakota. Maybe they were cooked wrong, but I just found them dry, overcooked, and bland.
 
2012-11-24 10:35:40 AM
Tastes like chicken?
 
2012-11-24 10:58:32 AM

Notabunny: Are they served in a bowl, or in a tiny paper sack?


That rings a bell, but I can't recall why :-P
 
2012-11-24 11:42:35 AM
GETCHER BRINY BATTERED BIRD BALLS! GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE GROSS!
 
2012-11-24 11:46:02 AM
cheaper to have deer testicles

always under a Buck
 
2012-11-24 11:58:55 AM

DecemberNitro: I live 20 minutes away from this and almost went this year, but didn't feel like being crowded by 4000 people and droned at by cover bands.

/next year maybe


You should make it next year.

The cover bands were lame but, nonetheless, everyone had a ball.
 
2012-11-24 12:02:15 PM
Bollocks, I say.
 
2012-11-24 12:17:20 PM
So that's where this came from:

www.blisstree.com
 
2012-11-24 12:34:42 PM

Arkanaut: I believe male turkeys are called "toms", but I'm a huge nerd and you probably shouldn't listen to me.


Tom is still a cock. I know that guy. Always making noises on the golf course, knocking over trash bins, stealing acorns from Obama and shiatting all over the golf course. He might be Tom, but he is still just another cock.
 
2012-11-24 01:12:28 PM

*cringe*


Directions:
Heat fryer to 350-degrees

Rinse testicles under cold water and pat dry using a paper towel


*runs away*

Make lengthwise slits in sides, nearly cutting them in half but not all the way through to allow them to split like a butterfly
 
2012-11-24 02:37:22 PM
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2012-11-24 03:16:32 PM
I ate them once in a restaurant in the middle-east. They were misspelled on the menu as "Testicklees", so I thought it was Elmo. They were ok, but an hour later....
 
2012-11-24 07:15:10 PM
Bring me their testicles, that I may eat of them!!!! 
 
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