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(Entertainment Weekly)   Need to learn a lesson about bullying? Well, today's My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic episode will be focusing on the Cutie Mark Crusaders dealing with that very subject... as will today's Pony thread. It's "One Bad Apple", 10:30 AM on The Hub   (family-room.ew.com) divider line 65
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2012-11-24 09:18:39 AM
9 votes:
I get called out in a headline and it's in a pony thread ?


*flips table*
2012-11-24 02:01:20 PM
4 votes:
I used to hate on bronies, then one day...

My daughters: "Daddy put on the pony show(on netflix)"
Me: "What about Dora?"
My daughters: "Pony show...pppllleeeaaaasseee"
Me: "Sigh...ok."

Later that day:

My daughters: "Daddy can we go outside to play?"
Me: "No damnit, we have to see if they get their cutie marks this episode! Sit down and watch it!"
2012-11-24 01:06:22 PM
4 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: Not religious in the least. Just have a burning hate for this brony crude. If you watched it with your daughters I might give you a pass. Now bronies leave your moms basement put on a shirt without Cheetos crumbs on it and be men dangit. You never know you all might just get laid. Once you all discover the beaver you will forget about the ponies


Please. The last time you had vagina was when vagina had you.

Look. It's okay. It gets better. Homosexuality is nothing to be ashamed about. You don't have to overcompensate anymore.
2012-11-24 11:50:35 AM
4 votes:
My dad worked at Bulova where he supervised the curing of enamelled faces. Drying watch paint.
2012-11-24 11:36:01 AM
3 votes:
Oh, and did anyone else notice the "Let's All Go To The Lobby" soda was alive, sentient, and having its brains sucked out by Babs?
2012-11-24 11:22:08 AM
3 votes:
iambrony.jsmart.web.id


Mid_mo_mad_man: Listen up I'm only going to say this once. Any male over ten who watches MLP is not a man and may not even have testicles. Grow the fark up and leave the ponies to the girls

2012-11-25 09:27:55 PM
2 votes:
You've spent two days in someone else's clubhouse telling them that what they like is dumb.

And you think THEY need to grow up.
2012-11-25 01:43:54 PM
2 votes:
FirstNationalBastard:
Seriously, did these mentally challenged folks go into threads about the 2012 Presidential election specifically to ignore anyone who used the words "Obama", "Romney", "Democrat", or "Republican"?


Tell me about it.

i.imgur.com

FirstNationalBastard:
Season premier? 110 posts.
Too Many Pinkie Pies? 197 posts.
This week? Over 200, and climbing.


The unskewed ratings make it clear that this pony thing is just a fad. No way it'll last after the first season.

i.imgur.com

"Which My Little Pony would make the best President?" 353
2012-11-24 06:24:05 PM
2 votes:

Captain Steroid:
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That reminds me.

iambrony.steeph.tp-radio.de4.bp.blogspot.com

The whole fourth wall breaking business makes a lot more sense now. As well as why Celestia's only a princess.

It's because Pinkie Pie has been God Almighty all along.
2012-11-24 04:00:51 PM
2 votes:

teto85: My tweenaged twins watched today's episode. Now they are calling themselves "The Cutie-Mark Crusaders."

I fear they want to turn me into a brony.


Ponies lead to cutie marks, cutie marks lead to tattoos, tattoos lead to smoking, smoking leads to boys, and boys lead to
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suffering. 
2012-11-24 03:13:11 PM
2 votes:
At least nopony got stood up this week.

i47.tinypic.com
2012-11-24 02:01:03 PM
2 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: Please I get all pu&@y I need. If not from my gf then I use your sister. Btw why do you think she walks bowlegged ?


Really? "pu&@y"?

Holy shiat kid, what are you, like nine? Are you a Homestuck character?
2012-11-24 01:48:54 PM
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: WHY DOES LIFE HAVE TO BE SO IRONIC?


i.imgur.com

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that whoever battles with bullies had better see that it does not turn him into a bully.
And if you gaze long into Equestria, Equestria will gaze back into you.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Farkle.

i.imgur.com
2012-11-24 01:48:43 PM
2 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: Coco LaFemme: Speaking of discovering the beaver, maybe if you spent less time chastising people on the Internet for liking a TV show that you don't, and more time actively getting laid, you'd have a better disposition. You always hear men tell women who are really uptight and coontish that they need a good dicking.....well, maybe you need a good vagina'ing.

Please I get all pu&@y I need. If not from my gf


Is that what you call your left hand?


But in all seriousness, keep posting. I love watching my fellow Farker's/Bronies cut you down to size.
2012-11-24 12:53:23 PM
2 votes:
Speaking of discovering the beaver, maybe if you spent less time chastising people on the Internet for liking a TV show that you don't, and more time actively getting laid, you'd have a better disposition. You always hear men tell women who are really uptight and coontish that they need a good dicking.....well, maybe you need a good vagina'ing.
2012-11-24 12:46:47 PM
2 votes:

LasersHurt: Frankly, the reason we keep getting the threads is because of the massive amounts of Jimmy they rustle. So keep on rustlin'.


I'm not a brony but I always click on these threads because...

(a) the animated gifs and fan art are funny

(b) the hysteria from Real Men™ is even funnier
2012-11-24 11:27:45 AM
2 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: I'm just trying to save america from this brony plague. The USA needs men not pony loving freaks


So vote Pound Puppy!
2012-11-24 10:50:29 AM
2 votes:

Silverstaff: Have you looked at the Politics tab lately?


Didn't you hear? The FARK mods are re-decorating the politics tab. This is what you'll see when you click on it now.

02varvara.files.wordpress.com
2012-11-26 06:38:25 AM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Thanks, everyone!

With the at least 30 extra posts of

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You've helped make this the most successful weekly Pony thread yet! You're almost ensuring we get another one that will be an affront to your delicate sensibilities for next week's episode!

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/still getting a kick out of the fact that my liberal political leanings, atheistic point if view, and trolling of feminists don't get me ignored, but posting pony pics in a thread clearly labeled for Ponies is what does it. This is why the art of trolling is dead. Why construct a well-crafted troll when all that you need to do to make people raving lunatics is this:

[i6.photobucket.com image 500x300]


What the hell are you on about...

There are only like 75 posts in this thread!

;)
2012-11-25 01:55:25 PM
1 votes:

One Bad Apple: FirstNationalBastard: Skyfrog: MayoSlather: Hand Banana: MayoSlather: Not sure I'm butthurt about anything...

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Fine you got me I'm distressed and angered inside by...bronies? And well played on another pony pic, did not see that coming.

Considering the amount of whining about ponies you are doing in a pony thread you certainly do seem a bit upset, or just desperate for attention.

I also get a kick out of all the biatching and whining people come into threads to do about subjects they hate, because their continual biatching and whining adds dozens of posts to the count and makes the thread look more successful than it already is, almost guaranteeing another thread on the subject next week because of how many clicks this one got.

Season premier? 110 posts.
Too Many Pinkie Pies? 197 posts.
This week? Over 200, and climbing.

And more clicks on the links from week to week, too. And I'd bet more clicks on the thread.

The geniuses who post multiple times to whine like they've been captured by Diamond Dogs make these threads more successful by the week and don't even realize it.

So thanks, guys. Keep coming back and doing more of this.



I swear if they name another episode after my Fark handle I will call the modmins and have it nuked from orbit.


I've gotten grief just by being associated with you freaks now


You're now our official mascot.

Here's your picture.

i2.kym-cdn.com
2012-11-25 01:51:11 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Skyfrog: MayoSlather: Hand Banana: MayoSlather: Not sure I'm butthurt about anything...

[i46.tinypic.com image 400x343]

Fine you got me I'm distressed and angered inside by...bronies? And well played on another pony pic, did not see that coming.

Considering the amount of whining about ponies you are doing in a pony thread you certainly do seem a bit upset, or just desperate for attention.

I also get a kick out of all the biatching and whining people come into threads to do about subjects they hate, because their continual biatching and whining adds dozens of posts to the count and makes the thread look more successful than it already is, almost guaranteeing another thread on the subject next week because of how many clicks this one got.

Season premier? 110 posts.
Too Many Pinkie Pies? 197 posts.
This week? Over 200, and climbing.

And more clicks on the links from week to week, too. And I'd bet more clicks on the thread.

The geniuses who post multiple times to whine like they've been captured by Diamond Dogs make these threads more successful by the week and don't even realize it.

So thanks, guys. Keep coming back and doing more of this.




I swear if they name another episode after my Fark handle I will call the modmins and have it nuked from orbit.


I've gotten grief just by being associated with you freaks now
2012-11-25 11:41:40 AM
1 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: My ignore list appreciates this thread.

If I see another animated pony on Fark again it will be too soon


Goes into a pony thread to avoid pony pictures. Good idea.
2012-11-25 08:40:17 AM
1 votes:

MayoSlather: gunga galunga: LasersHurt: Frankly, the reason we keep getting the threads is because of the massive amounts of Jimmy they rustle. So keep on rustlin'.

I'm not a brony but I always click on these threads because...

(a) the animated gifs and fan art are funny

(b) the hysteria from Real Men™ is even funnier

But most people with adult sensibilities don't find anything funny about animated pictures with ponies.

Admittedly I'm fascinated by the way these folk double down on the stupid and insist they love a cartoon so much that is targeted for girls under 10, but it's clear this is merely a new way to be edgy. Their reaction to being attacked is like that of a rebellious goth teenager that knows they're a fraud yet insists dressing up in makeup and unreasonable clothing is "just them". From there they can only become more entrenched in the lie or admit they are are fools.


25.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-24 04:29:02 PM
1 votes:
My god. You gotta love the tiny wings on Roid Pony. I laughed so hard.
2012-11-24 03:16:39 PM
1 votes:

Shadow Blasko: So, is Rarity seeing Fancypants or not?


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2012-11-24 03:12:14 PM
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: Please I get all pu&@y I need. If not from my gf then I use your sister. Btw why do you think she walks bowlegged ?


media.tumblr.com

My God, you're adorable.
2012-11-24 02:45:40 PM
1 votes:
Go masturbate to animated ponies somewhere else.
2012-11-24 02:34:41 PM
1 votes:
You guys are f'n weird.
2012-11-24 02:10:39 PM
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: Coco LaFemme: Speaking of discovering the beaver, maybe if you spent less time chastising people on the Internet for liking a TV show that you don't, and more time actively getting laid, you'd have a better disposition. You always hear men tell women who are really uptight and coontish that they need a good dicking.....well, maybe you need a good vagina'ing.

Please I get all pu&@y I need. If not from my gf then I use your sister. Btw why do you think she walks bowlegged ?


There aren't enough words in the English language to describe accurately, the hilarity of that statement. That was just below a "yo mama" joke on the scale of humor. In any event, my sister is a teacher, and I doubt very seriously she'd fark a guy who can't spell "pussy" without an ampersand and an "at" sign. However, what if I didn't have a sister? Or my mom was deceased? Since both my grandmothers are also dead, what female relative of mine would you have used in your not-at-all-witty bon mot?
2012-11-24 02:08:33 PM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: LoneWolf343: That was a furious debacle, wasn't it? Personally, I did find the voice to be a little offensive, but not deserving of the reaction it got, and it made me wonder where everyone one was when the show implied that the Native American Wars could have been solved by the Native Americans just accepting the white people's ways and presence.

One Word: Yamino.

Yamino and her SIster Claire webcomic fanbase were responsible for the majority of the outrage, and the letter-bombing campaign that forced Hasbro to push Derpy out of the cartoons and into more and more obscurity.

This, by the way, is Yamino.

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Take from that what you will.


...my brain broke trying to glean a gender from that image.
2012-11-24 01:54:36 PM
1 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2012-11-24 01:37:00 PM
1 votes:
Dear Princess Celestia,

Today, I learned that Sweetie Belle is always right, there is a market for edible footwear, and that Babs Seed is a Commodore Amiga.

Also... DERPY IS MISSING!!! SEND HELP ASAP!!! ;_;

Your faithful student,

Captain Steroid

i1200.photobucket.com
2012-11-24 01:16:45 PM
1 votes:

Shadow Blasko: cmc eps

Not my fav

But lovable and tolerable


3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-24 01:04:31 PM
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: gunga galunga: Mid_mo_mad_man: Hand Banana: Mid_mo_mad_man: Listen up I'm only going to say this once. Any male over ten who watches MLP is not a man and may not even have testicles. Grow the fark up and leave the ponies to the girls

You trolls really need some new material.

I'm just trying to save america from this brony plague. The USA needs men not pony loving freaks

Shouldn't you be focusing on tomorrow's sermon?
Not religious in the least. Just have a burning hate for this brony crude. If you watched it with your daughters I might give you a pass. Now bronies leave your moms basement put on a shirt without Cheetos crumbs on it and be men dangit. You never know you all might just get laid. Once you all discover the beaver you will forget about the ponies


Hear that whooshing sound over your head?
2012-11-24 01:02:02 PM
1 votes:

Skyfrog: The My Little Pony Killer: And I was completely serious last week when I said that 4chan doesn't even throw these kinds of hissy fits anymore. So that essentially makes all of the trolls in this thread not even worthy of trolling 4chan, the trolliest of forums. Good job.

I'm really happy that Fark is giving us a weekly thread for the new episodes. Now I wish they would just do something about the trolls. Every thread is the same, can't talk about the show for all the trolls and butthurt macho men who somehow think us enjoying the show is somehow threatening their idea of masculinity. If the mods would keep that stuff out these threads would be a lot more enjoyable.


You have to realize the EVERY thread will have a "turd in it's punch-bowl" and if you fark long enough, eventually, the turd is you. I do the wrestling threads and every week it's "why is this in the sports tab? Or "you're gay for watching" Whatever. I still enjoy The Walking Dead. Every week somebody says it sucks. There's nothing anyone can do. Now I don't watch or understand this show, but have no problem with any of you. Ignore the jokes and trolls, malicious or not. My earlier post wasn't quite a turd. More of a nugget. Just a gentle ribbing. You bronies seem like a good bunch especially out of these threads so carry on guys and gals.
2012-11-24 12:59:08 PM
1 votes:

gunga galunga:

(b) the hysteria from Real Men™ is even funnier


And that's another thing.

i.imgur.com

Since when was "There Will Be Pony" not a manly thing?
2012-11-24 12:40:11 PM
1 votes:
If you like Fallout, and you like Ponies why haven't you read Fallout Equestria?

Its better then some books Ive read in the past...

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I think its because I love the juxtaposition of the Dark Comedy that is fallout with the silly absurdity that is ponies.
2012-11-24 12:39:41 PM
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: Hand Banana: Mid_mo_mad_man: Listen up I'm only going to say this once. Any male over ten who watches MLP is not a man and may not even have testicles. Grow the fark up and leave the ponies to the girls

You trolls really need some new material.

I'm just trying to save america from this brony plague. The USA needs men not pony loving freaks


Shouldn't you be focusing on tomorrow's sermon?
2012-11-24 12:37:45 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com 
cdn.derpiboo.ru

One of the things I love the most about this show is the amazing fanart -- so have some fanart from the previous episode~!
2012-11-24 12:24:50 PM
1 votes:

Raharu: Poor bastard is deep in the barn.


He's so far back in the closet that he's finding Christmas presents.
2012-11-24 12:20:52 PM
1 votes:

Marshal805: Mid_mo_mad_man: The My Little Pony Killer: This is the thread where people are basing their masculinity off of external factors and then harassing others who do not share their insecurities, right?

How hard is it to just NOT click on the pony threads, trolls?

Aslong as there is pony threads I will fight this brony c$&p

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/The more you biatch, the more I'll watch.


Oh, no need to stoop on down to their level. Keep watching because you enjoy watching, not because it wads up some internet troll's panties.

They're the ones basing self-worth on external factors, remember?
2012-11-24 12:17:39 PM
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: Aslong as there is pony threads I will fight this brony c$&p


Account Created: 2012-03-31

Wow. I wish my life was so unexciting that I found satisfaction in trolling people in entertainment threads.
2012-11-24 12:04:06 PM
1 votes:

Dinobot: Bloody William: I watched ponies this morning. Yesterday, I saw Princess Mononoke in a theater with friends, because the IFC Center is having a Miyazaki festival. We then went to a place that serves liquor-spiked milkshakes (REALLY good ones. Better than Shake Shack).

Question for all the pony-butthurt people here... what's your problem, exactly? I don't mean "what's your problem" like some attitude-laden bit of sarcasm. I mean, what is exactly if the problem with your outlook on life that you feel so angry at people, socially awkward or not, genuinely enjoying something without irony? Are you jealous that you can't shrug, let go, and just... enjoy something without all these hooks of what you "should" be doing?

They feel "bronyism" is contagious and thus their "macho-ness" is threatened by pastel colors.


i.imgur.com
2012-11-24 11:57:24 AM
1 votes:
I watched ponies this morning. Yesterday, I saw Princess Mononoke in a theater with friends, because the IFC Center is having a Miyazaki festival. We then went to a place that serves liquor-spiked milkshakes (REALLY good ones. Better than Shake Shack).

Question for all the pony-butthurt people here... what's your problem, exactly? I don't mean "what's your problem" like some attitude-laden bit of sarcasm. I mean, what is exactly if the problem with your outlook on life that you feel so angry at people, socially awkward or not, genuinely enjoying something without irony? Are you jealous that you can't shrug, let go, and just... enjoy something without all these hooks of what you "should" be doing?
2012-11-24 11:44:02 AM
1 votes:
And I was completely serious last week when I said that 4chan doesn't even throw these kinds of hissy fits anymore. So that essentially makes all of the trolls in this thread not even worthy of trolling 4chan, the trolliest of forums. Good job.
2012-11-24 11:43:29 AM
1 votes:

Twilight Farkle: urban.derelict: Bad Apples -->

Guns and Ponies - Live and Let Die.

PsychoDBoy: I know Gak is back! Damn, these commercials are ruining MLP fun hangover time.

Waiting for 1080p is like watching Gak dry. (No, wait, it's like watching paint dry. Either way, sometimes I wonder if the animators aren't trolling us. And by "wonder", I mean "hope", and "aren't", I mean "are".)


iambrony.jsmart.web.id
2012-11-24 11:43:00 AM
1 votes:
This is the thread where people are basing their masculinity off of external factors and then harassing others who do not share their insecurities, right?

How hard is it to just NOT click on the pony threads, trolls?
2012-11-24 11:35:13 AM
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: Listen up I'm only going to say this once. Any male over ten who watches MLP is not a man and may not even have testicles. Grow the fark up and leave the ponies to the girls


There's no reason to be mad. This evolution from furry to brony is natural, and should be encouraged. Now these men won't have to wear masks when they f*ck at conventions...

thechive.files.wordpress.com

God damn it!
2012-11-24 11:24:32 AM
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: Listen up I'm only going to say this once. Any male over ten who watches MLP is not a man and may not even have testicles. Grow the fark up and leave the ponies to the girls


Because real men care about what strangers on the internet think of them.
2012-11-24 11:13:51 AM
1 votes:
Listen up I'm only going to say this once. Any male over ten who watches MLP is not a man and may not even have testicles. Grow the fark up and leave the ponies to the girls
2012-11-24 11:07:57 AM
1 votes:
CHRISTIAN BALE NATHAN FILLION FOR THE EPIC WIN!
2012-11-24 10:58:42 AM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Also, Rarity has emergency edible boots? WTF?


You don't?
2012-11-24 10:49:08 AM
1 votes:

kingoomieiii: "Need a lesson about bullying?"

What do you think the median age of Farkers is? I'll bet it's not 10.


Have you looked at the Politics tab lately?
2012-11-24 10:39:27 AM
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: The only lesson in bullying I want is instructions on how to reduce grown men who watch little kids shows to tears.

I don't imagine it would be that hard.


You sound like you have unresolved childhood issues. Tell us about your mother and father.

fc06.deviantart.net
2012-11-24 10:36:06 AM
1 votes:

Counter_Intelligent: WhippingBoy: The only lesson in bullying I want is instructions on how to reduce grown men who watch little kids shows to tears.

I don't imagine it would be that hard.

You can sit outside and draw frowny faces in the dirt.


He could beat a cloud into submission...

iambrony.steeph.tp-radio.de
2012-11-24 10:34:59 AM
1 votes:

doglover: Mike_LowELL: Stop watching shows for little kids. Dora the Explorer is superior in every way.

It's not a show for little kids, it's an animated cartoon for fans of animation.


memesly.com
2012-11-24 10:32:02 AM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: doglover: Mike_LowELL: Stop watching shows for little kids. Dora the Explorer is superior in every way.

It's not a show for little kids, it's an animated cartoon for fans of animation.

Yeah, plus, You can't trust a show with a blue helper monkey.


Gleek killed that industry for everyone.
2012-11-24 10:20:37 AM
1 votes:

Mike_LowELL: Stop watching shows for little kids. Dora the Explorer is superior in every way.


Lies you mean Regular Show.

i.imgur.com
2012-11-24 10:17:45 AM
1 votes:
2012-11-24 10:14:15 AM
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: The only lesson in bullying I want is instructions on how to reduce grown men who watch little kids shows to tears.

I don't imagine it would be that hard.


25.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-24 09:45:32 AM
1 votes:

One Bad Apple: As opposed to all those manly macho MLP eps ?


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YEEEEEAAAH!!!!!
2012-11-24 09:33:18 AM
1 votes:

Mike_LowELL: Stop watching shows for little kids. Dora the Explorer is superior in every way.


Dora the Explorer is part of Obama's Socialist Communism agenda to force us all to be nice to people of different cultures.

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i134.photobucket.com
2012-11-24 06:52:52 AM
1 votes:
Stop watching shows for little kids. Dora the Explorer is superior in every way.
2012-11-24 05:20:36 AM
1 votes:

kingoomieiii: "Need a lesson about bullying?"

What do you think the median age of Farkers is? I'll bet it's not 10.


Mental or physical?
2012-11-24 05:14:47 AM
1 votes:
"Need a lesson about bullying?"

What do you think the median age of Farkers is? I'll bet it's not 10.
 
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