I used to hate on bronies, then one day...

My daughters: "Daddy put on the pony show(on netflix)"
Me: "What about Dora?"
My daughters: "Pony show...pppllleeeaaaasseee"
Me: "Sigh...ok."

Later that day:

My daughters: "Daddy can we go outside to play?"
Me: "No damnit, we have to see if they get their cutie marks this episode! Sit down and watch it!"

Mid_mo_mad_man: Not religious in the least. Just have a burning hate for this brony crude. If you watched it with your daughters I might give you a pass. Now bronies leave your moms basement put on a shirt without Cheetos crumbs on it and be men dangit. You never know you all might just get laid. Once you all discover the beaver you will forget about the ponies

Please. The last time you had vagina was when vagina had you.

Look. It's okay. It gets better. Homosexuality is nothing to be ashamed about. You don't have to overcompensate anymore.

My dad worked at Bulova where he supervised the curing of enamelled faces. Drying watch paint.

teto85: My tweenaged twins watched today's episode. Now they are calling themselves "The Cutie-Mark Crusaders."

I fear they want to turn me into a brony.

Ponies lead to cutie marks, cutie marks lead to tattoos, tattoos lead to smoking, smoking leads to boys, and boys lead to

suffering. 

At least nopony got stood up this week.

Mid_mo_mad_man: Please I get all pu&@y I need. If not from my gf then I use your sister. Btw why do you think she walks bowlegged ?

Really? "pu&@y"?

Holy shiat kid, what are you, like nine? Are you a Homestuck character?

Mid_mo_mad_man: Coco LaFemme: Speaking of discovering the beaver, maybe if you spent less time chastising people on the Internet for liking a TV show that you don't, and more time actively getting laid, you'd have a better disposition. You always hear men tell women who are really uptight and coontish that they need a good dicking.....well, maybe you need a good vagina'ing.

Please I get all pu&@y I need. If not from my gf

Is that what you call your left hand?


But in all seriousness, keep posting. I love watching my fellow Farker's/Bronies cut you down to size.

Speaking of discovering the beaver, maybe if you spent less time chastising people on the Internet for liking a TV show that you don't, and more time actively getting laid, you'd have a better disposition. You always hear men tell women who are really uptight and coontish that they need a good dicking.....well, maybe you need a good vagina'ing.

LasersHurt: Frankly, the reason we keep getting the threads is because of the massive amounts of Jimmy they rustle. So keep on rustlin'.

I'm not a brony but I always click on these threads because...

(a) the animated gifs and fan art are funny

(b) the hysteria from Real Men™ is even funnier

Mid_mo_mad_man: I'm just trying to save america from this brony plague. The USA needs men not pony loving freaks

So vote Pound Puppy!

Silverstaff: Have you looked at the Politics tab lately?

Didn't you hear? The FARK mods are re-decorating the politics tab. This is what you'll see when you click on it now.

HaywoodJablonski: My ignore list appreciates this thread.

If I see another animated pony on Fark again it will be too soon

Goes into a pony thread to avoid pony pictures. Good idea.

MayoSlather: gunga galunga: LasersHurt: Frankly, the reason we keep getting the threads is because of the massive amounts of Jimmy they rustle. So keep on rustlin'.

I'm not a brony but I always click on these threads because...

(a) the animated gifs and fan art are funny

(b) the hysteria from Real Men™ is even funnier

But most people with adult sensibilities don't find anything funny about animated pictures with ponies.

Admittedly I'm fascinated by the way these folk double down on the stupid and insist they love a cartoon so much that is targeted for girls under 10, but it's clear this is merely a new way to be edgy. Their reaction to being attacked is like that of a rebellious goth teenager that knows they're a fraud yet insists dressing up in makeup and unreasonable clothing is "just them". From there they can only become more entrenched in the lie or admit they are are fools.

Shadow Blasko: So, is Rarity seeing Fancypants or not?

Mid_mo_mad_man: Please I get all pu&@y I need. If not from my gf then I use your sister. Btw why do you think she walks bowlegged ?



My God, you're adorable.

Go masturbate to animated ponies somewhere else.

You guys are f'n weird.

Mid_mo_mad_man: Coco LaFemme: Speaking of discovering the beaver, maybe if you spent less time chastising people on the Internet for liking a TV show that you don't, and more time actively getting laid, you'd have a better disposition. You always hear men tell women who are really uptight and coontish that they need a good dicking.....well, maybe you need a good vagina'ing.

Please I get all pu&@y I need. If not from my gf then I use your sister. Btw why do you think she walks bowlegged ?

There aren't enough words in the English language to describe accurately, the hilarity of that statement. That was just below a "yo mama" joke on the scale of humor. In any event, my sister is a teacher, and I doubt very seriously she'd fark a guy who can't spell "pussy" without an ampersand and an "at" sign. However, what if I didn't have a sister? Or my mom was deceased? Since both my grandmothers are also dead, what female relative of mine would you have used in your not-at-all-witty bon mot?

BronyMedic: LoneWolf343: That was a furious debacle, wasn't it? Personally, I did find the voice to be a little offensive, but not deserving of the reaction it got, and it made me wonder where everyone one was when the show implied that the Native American Wars could have been solved by the Native Americans just accepting the white people's ways and presence.

One Word: Yamino.

Yamino and her SIster Claire webcomic fanbase were responsible for the majority of the outrage, and the letter-bombing campaign that forced Hasbro to push Derpy out of the cartoons and into more and more obscurity.

This, by the way, is Yamino.

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Take from that what you will.

...my brain broke trying to glean a gender from that image.

Shadow Blasko: cmc eps

Not my fav

But lovable and tolerable

Mid_mo_mad_man: gunga galunga: Mid_mo_mad_man: Hand Banana: Mid_mo_mad_man: Listen up I'm only going to say this once. Any male over ten who watches MLP is not a man and may not even have testicles. Grow the fark up and leave the ponies to the girls

You trolls really need some new material.

I'm just trying to save america from this brony plague. The USA needs men not pony loving freaks

Shouldn't you be focusing on tomorrow's sermon?
Not religious in the least. Just have a burning hate for this brony crude. If you watched it with your daughters I might give you a pass. Now bronies leave your moms basement put on a shirt without Cheetos crumbs on it and be men dangit. You never know you all might just get laid. Once you all discover the beaver you will forget about the ponies

Hear that whooshing sound over your head?

Skyfrog: The My Little Pony Killer: And I was completely serious last week when I said that 4chan doesn't even throw these kinds of hissy fits anymore. So that essentially makes all of the trolls in this thread not even worthy of trolling 4chan, the trolliest of forums. Good job.

I'm really happy that Fark is giving us a weekly thread for the new episodes. Now I wish they would just do something about the trolls. Every thread is the same, can't talk about the show for all the trolls and butthurt macho men who somehow think us enjoying the show is somehow threatening their idea of masculinity. If the mods would keep that stuff out these threads would be a lot more enjoyable.

You have to realize the EVERY thread will have a "turd in it's punch-bowl" and if you fark long enough, eventually, the turd is you. I do the wrestling threads and every week it's "why is this in the sports tab? Or "you're gay for watching" Whatever. I still enjoy The Walking Dead. Every week somebody says it sucks. There's nothing anyone can do. Now I don't watch or understand this show, but have no problem with any of you. Ignore the jokes and trolls, malicious or not. My earlier post wasn't quite a turd. More of a nugget. Just a gentle ribbing. You bronies seem like a good bunch especially out of these threads so carry on guys and gals.

Mid_mo_mad_man: Hand Banana: Mid_mo_mad_man: Listen up I'm only going to say this once. Any male over ten who watches MLP is not a man and may not even have testicles. Grow the fark up and leave the ponies to the girls

You trolls really need some new material.

I'm just trying to save america from this brony plague. The USA needs men not pony loving freaks

Shouldn't you be focusing on tomorrow's sermon?

 


One of the things I love the most about this show is the amazing fanart -- so have some fanart from the previous episode~!

Raharu: Poor bastard is deep in the barn.

He's so far back in the closet that he's finding Christmas presents.

Marshal805: Mid_mo_mad_man: The My Little Pony Killer: This is the thread where people are basing their masculinity off of external factors and then harassing others who do not share their insecurities, right?

How hard is it to just NOT click on the pony threads, trolls?

Aslong as there is pony threads I will fight this brony c$&p

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/The more you biatch, the more I'll watch.

Oh, no need to stoop on down to their level. Keep watching because you enjoy watching, not because it wads up some internet troll's panties.

They're the ones basing self-worth on external factors, remember?

Mid_mo_mad_man: Aslong as there is pony threads I will fight this brony c$&p

Account Created: 2012-03-31

Wow. I wish my life was so unexciting that I found satisfaction in trolling people in entertainment threads.

Dinobot: Bloody William: I watched ponies this morning. Yesterday, I saw Princess Mononoke in a theater with friends, because the IFC Center is having a Miyazaki festival. We then went to a place that serves liquor-spiked milkshakes (REALLY good ones. Better than Shake Shack).

Question for all the pony-butthurt people here... what's your problem, exactly? I don't mean "what's your problem" like some attitude-laden bit of sarcasm. I mean, what is exactly if the problem with your outlook on life that you feel so angry at people, socially awkward or not, genuinely enjoying something without irony? Are you jealous that you can't shrug, let go, and just... enjoy something without all these hooks of what you "should" be doing?

They feel "bronyism" is contagious and thus their "macho-ness" is threatened by pastel colors.

I watched ponies this morning. Yesterday, I saw Princess Mononoke in a theater with friends, because the IFC Center is having a Miyazaki festival. We then went to a place that serves liquor-spiked milkshakes (REALLY good ones. Better than Shake Shack).

Question for all the pony-butthurt people here... what's your problem, exactly? I don't mean "what's your problem" like some attitude-laden bit of sarcasm. I mean, what is exactly if the problem with your outlook on life that you feel so angry at people, socially awkward or not, genuinely enjoying something without irony? Are you jealous that you can't shrug, let go, and just... enjoy something without all these hooks of what you "should" be doing?

And I was completely serious last week when I said that 4chan doesn't even throw these kinds of hissy fits anymore. So that essentially makes all of the trolls in this thread not even worthy of trolling 4chan, the trolliest of forums. Good job.

This is the thread where people are basing their masculinity off of external factors and then harassing others who do not share their insecurities, right?

How hard is it to just NOT click on the pony threads, trolls?

Mid_mo_mad_man: Listen up I'm only going to say this once. Any male over ten who watches MLP is not a man and may not even have testicles. Grow the fark up and leave the ponies to the girls

There's no reason to be mad. This evolution from furry to brony is natural, and should be encouraged. Now these men won't have to wear masks when they f*ck at conventions...



God damn it!

Mid_mo_mad_man: Listen up I'm only going to say this once. Any male over ten who watches MLP is not a man and may not even have testicles. Grow the fark up and leave the ponies to the girls

Because real men care about what strangers on the internet think of them.

Listen up I'm only going to say this once. Any male over ten who watches MLP is not a man and may not even have testicles. Grow the fark up and leave the ponies to the girls

WhippingBoy: The only lesson in bullying I want is instructions on how to reduce grown men who watch little kids shows to tears.

I don't imagine it would be that hard.

You sound like you have unresolved childhood issues. Tell us about your mother and father.

doglover: Mike_LowELL: Stop watching shows for little kids. Dora the Explorer is superior in every way.

It's not a show for little kids, it's an animated cartoon for fans of animation.

FirstNationalBastard: doglover: Mike_LowELL: Stop watching shows for little kids. Dora the Explorer is superior in every way.

It's not a show for little kids, it's an animated cartoon for fans of animation.

Yeah, plus, You can't trust a show with a blue helper monkey.

Gleek killed that industry for everyone.

Mike_LowELL: Stop watching shows for little kids. Dora the Explorer is superior in every way.

Lies you mean Regular Show.

It's ok to not like thing, its ok, but don't be a dick about it, its ok to not like things, but don't be a dick about the things you don't like.

Friendship is Witchcraft is a very silly and enjoyable parody of MLP.

Here is the first Episode. I think there are 7 Proper Episodes so far.

Friendship is Witchcraft: The Perfect Swarm Episode 1

Here is the Channel itself.

At the Convention Musical
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More Silly and Fun Pony videos.

Epic Wub Time: Musicians of Ponyville  

Epic Cupcake time, a parody of Epic Meal Time.

Epic Pie Time, Another Parody of epic Meal time.

A Sweet little song about Spike and Twilight: The perfect team.

Mike_LowELL: Stop watching shows for little kids. Dora the Explorer is superior in every way.

Dora the Explorer is part of Obama's Socialist Communism agenda to force us all to be nice to people of different cultures.